Ask a asexual person anything

ask a asexual person anything

*an, you faggot

how does mitosis feel >?

Do I make you horny, baby? Do I make you randy?

well, physically I am still able to reproduce (have an erection, ...), mentally however I don't feel like having sex

oh that seems legit, it just means youre less likely than the rest of the world to make more niggers appear.

Do you realize that you're mentally defective by being asexual and that you should be taking medication to boost your sex drive? Having no reproductive instinct makes you subhuman

>Physically: Faggot
>Mentally: Autism.
Note taken.

Evolution wants you to breed, son. You don't have a quirky identity trait, you have a broken sex drive. How's it feel to adopt such a diagnostically meaningless label?

It means he's 15, bro, and wants to be an edgy fag.

fucking an you illiterate shitstain.

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Where on the autism spectrum do you place yourself?

You know that means you are a useless faggot

hah u fuckin virgin

If ANY of those statements rings true for anyone, then you're autistic to the n'th degree.

Shut up, virgin.

I'm also a virgins so I shut up too.

I still can have offspring. I simply do not enjoy having sex. Having recreational sex and breeding, albeit related, are not the same

Well, at least I don't have measles

I am not saying that I don't want to have sex. I simply do not enjoy recreational sex

at least I am not a kissless virgin

why do people hate you guys so much yet if you said you were a priest or a nun no sex would be normal

>I am not saying that I don't want to have sex. I simply do not enjoy recreational sex

I fucked up, wanted to say:

I am not saying that I don't want to have CHILDREN. I simply do not enjoy recreational sex

Then you're not asexual you fucking 14 year old Tumblr dolt

Well, I guess one problem (that at least I have) is that I have a girlfriend. And she does enjoy sex and I feel that I somehow "fail" her and I cannot offer her something, that is deemed to be important

What has Tumblr to do with it?
Also, care to elaborate?

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Do you understand the "drive" part in "sex drive"? Because without the drive, species die out. See the lazy-assed endangered panda as a perfect example of why strong sex drive matters in nature.

"Recreational sex" is just scratching that hard-coded itch to breed without following through.

asexual people are actually a blessing. Because those with low sex drive who still participate in it can pass that trait on if it's due to genetics (it can also be psychological).

You tumblr fags seem to have this strange fictional language. You are not asexual, starfish are asexual. You are unsexual or as some would say, you have a low libido. My main question is why the fuck did you feel like that picture needed posted, here. We were around before all that shit sonny and we sure as shit weren't raised by it.

There, there. You can always become a cuck. That should make you both happy.

>My main question is why the fuck did you feel like that picture needed posted, here.

Because I think this picture captures the spirit of Sup Forums. Isn't it what Sup Forums (Sup Forums more specifically) is about?

Yeah why the fuck do you people get so fucking uppity when people say they won't date an asexual?

Sex is the driving force of our species, if you don't want to have it, that makes you the odd one out, and it makes perfect sense for a normal person to not want to be with you, since sex is an assumed part of any relationship.

Yet you asexual shitters get upset everytime like somebody should be forced to get with you and just be miserable and pent up all the time because "muh discrimination" or some shit.

tl;dr
Why do the majority of asexuals not consider "wants to have sex" a reasonable requirement to have when people are looking for a relationship?

I am not speaking for other asexuals, but I can fully understand if someone would not want to date me solely because of this

noooot really.
Big Black Cock would be a better image if you're looking to capture what Sup Forums is about

>Deemed to be
>Actually is the reason for life other then to shit

PICK ONE FAGGOT

Sup Forumsruhh ... tumblr tards get triggered at gays for not liking vagina

This is the biggest bait thread I've ever seen, if you are taking this seriously: you are retarded

Obligatory.

Why are you in denial about your sexuality?

This is somehow even more cringy than the original.

I am really struggling to decide whether you are a whiteknight, a newfag, illiterate or simply slow

you live for recreational sex? Weird, I always thought that procreation was more important

Why should I give a flying about tumblr?

I don't think you know how to use superlatives and you are even worse in bait-recognizing

but he is trying so hard to be edgy

Say what you will, it doesn't make a single invalid point.

Not any of those things. But you know what thread Sup Forums has 10 times every day? A BBC thread

If you're trying to pretend that Sup Forums is anything but degeneracy then you're only fooling yourself.

you are right, I never saw once a antisemitic thread on Sup Forums

illiterate it is then

cept maybe the NG bit. I feel like people over exaggerate the content on NG even back in it's hayday. It would hardly teach you to harden the fuck up.

Maybe swap the Sup Forums and NG descriptions. If anything learning to take a joke on Sup Forums is what would make someone harden up.

Did Sup Forums teach you anything?:)

Do you still masterbate?

What do you jerk it to?

Yes Sup Forums has the threads but they aren't even every other day. And considering how many "offensive" topics come up on Sup Forums it doesn't really set us apart for that alone. It's just what tumblr and reddit think we're doing when really we have much worse things to talk about than jews.

>What tumblr thinks happens on Sup Forums
KILL THE JEWS AND NIGGERS BUILD A WALL!

>What actually happens on Sup Forums
KILL THE JEWS AND NIGGERS BUILD A WALL! Also post feminine penises.

youre not asexual you dumb fuck, youre mentally obliterated from years of oversexualized bullshit being shoved in your face from all sides (public school, TV and internet)... youre just fucking broken and deep down you know that aswell

still less sexual than op

>Sup Forums taught me jews should be gassed

can you read?


sometimes. But it is not really "fun". it's more like getting rid of some pressure
But it is basically purely "mechanical". Watching porn doesn't do anything for me. When I watch porn, i don't get an erection. But if I "touch myself" I can get an erection and ejaculate.

jerking off is mainly mechanical. Just watching porn doesn't give me a boner

Yeah, I agree on that point. NG had some good humor from time to time, but it was all pretty tame.

Sup Forums taught me that people will call you faggot while fapping to a pic of your dick

the "feminine penises" shit is tumblr-tier faggots spreading their "everyone is actually a fag" agenda and im pretty sure that only shills and tards dont realize just that

You are just a convenient asexual becuase you are an autist fuck, you real mentall illness is autism and asperger, you live on your own world.

fucking autist just kill yourself already

Spoke like two tourists who were never a member of the NG community.

You're the types who think you're anonymous because you lurk a few times online.

/thread

your parents did a great job lol

as a literal faggot I can tell you nothing is more of a turn off than those feminine fags. That and the disgusting fucker who go around calling those femi-fags asses "Boi pussy".

So what do you think about when you jerk off?

HEY OP, DID YOU KNOW: Your desire to socialize is a byproduct of sexuality? FUCKING NIGGER KYS TO PROVE YOU ARENT SEXUAL

how do you reproduce

So when you're hanging out with your guy friends you secretly want to fuck them. Or do you secretly want to be fucked BY them?

(socialization is not derivative of sexuality you moron. It is due to pack mentality. We are naturally inclined to work with others of our own species for our own benefit.)

You're adorable.

its not about what homos find attractive though, its social marxism made to spread a destructive mindset and its kinda working...

So this is why you suck all your friend's cocks?

I didn't see the green text.

Must suck still being a virginfag

>feminine penis
>tumblr-teir
>faggots
>agenda
>shills
>tards
>im
>pretty sure
>throwing around "just" as if it matters in the sentence

Do you even have a real personality or are you just a gross amalgam of internet catchphrases? Maybe you're just twelve?

ITT: Illiteracy

It is purely the sex part. I like kissing, I like big butts and tits. So when I do watch porn, I watch mostly lesbian porn. It doesn't have to be sex, but seeing great butts/tits can still trigger some (although limited) excitement.
Same goes for thinking about kissing someone or touching her breasts, ...
Just thinking about having actual sex does nothing for me
I can still have an erection and ejaculate (also in theory there are assisted reproductive technologies)

So you're not without sexuality you're just disinterested in sex. Redefining asexual is just your narcissistic need to be unique

kys

I actually have had sex.
But after losing my virginity I basically thought "that was nice, glad i did it but I do not really feel like doing it again"
And apparently I was not that bad. My then gf wanted to have sex with me all the time. I proposed to watch a movie, go for a walk, etc but in the end she wanted to have sex. I went along with it but the sex bored me. Often I did not ejaculate. I'd enjoyed spending time with her, but i literally would rather do anything else with her.
I guess the best time with her was before we had for the first time. We did all the usual couple things and i really liked it. But after the first time we had sex, that was almost all we ever did and soon after that I left her (and she was georgous, way out of my league)

There is no narrow definition of "asexuality", but I am clearly within the definition. It is true though, that other asexual people have slightly different traits

>that picture

Kill yourself.

It's hard to believe i share oxygen with faggots like you.

fucking whiteknight, can't wait for summer to be over

Eat a dick. I was born in 89' and used the internet for what most of us kids did: Watching hundreds of hours of people and animals getting killed to be prepared for reality. To that end NG was weak. At least all that I could see, and I wasted a LOT of time there back when it first was launched. Things like the YNC, live leak, and Sup Forums's gore threads were far better for that purpose. NG was a great place for some dark humor and crudely drawn torture torture games, but that's it.

>kys
Kill yourself newfag.

>now that's what I call edgy

...Do you know what a white knight is? Because some user telling another user to kill themselves is the opposite of what a white knight is.

>I can use memes!!

You don't even know what that word means faggot.

Fuckoff with your tumblrina liberal bullshit propaganda and kill yourself you worthless piece of shit snowflake.

a whiteknight is someone who defends a person or a group of people, that (he thinks) are treated unjustly and cannot defend themselves. Even though he won't get any actual benefit from it. He is defending jews, therefore I call him a whiteknight.

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still being edgy

I literally never claimed any of this

I don't care how people want to strut about. It's when they expect me to change my perspective of them to make them happy is when I take issue.

Still being a faggot.

But have you metaphorically claimed any of it?

What am I doing with my life?

>white knight

What are hell talking about?

>are you t...*

fix'd kek

i dont believe that you dont have a sex drive i believe you are in denial that you have a sex drive

why are you such a fucking faggot

dramatically LOST at OP's pic

Same this as the rest of us on Sup Forums: wasting it.

I am not a liberal
I do not think that what you call "cis" (and i call "being normal") is artificial
I do not think that not being what you call "cis" is inferior

I guess because I touch myself at night

So am i everytime i look at it

Bro this guy posted a picture saying Tumblr taught him to "be inspired". I think it goes without saying that his life is boring AF, he has no actual aspirations. So he's chosen some insignificant personal anomaly and redefined his entire life and purpose around it. And thanks to Tumblr and such he's got a whole audience to take him seriously.

It's exactly the same as those worthless cunts who see the vague outline of the virgin Mary in a slice of toast and invite the media to remark at their sudden cosmic significance.

This is how people manage to feel accomplished without actually doing anything with their lives.

here, and I think you missed my point entirely. I was just pointing out your terrible use of the word "literally", nothing else.

On a side note, I am a liberal. I think "cis" as well as heterosexuality is superior for a few reasons.

Gateway tumblrina bullshit is gateway tumblrina bullshit you liberal waste of life. You're spewing complete nonsense in a tumblr raid thread and being a total faggot. This is why you people should all be swinging at the end of ropes tied off to tree branches.

You came to the wrong place looking for a hugbox on your bullshit you dumb faggot.

>Bro this guy posted a picture saying Tumblr taught him to "be inspired".
If I had known that so many people can't read and can't take a joke, I would have chosen a different pic. I sometimes forget how basic Sup Forums can be
(hint, look closely at this pic)