Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>when you forget your image but it's OK because image cap anyway
Am here
>Yokofag
still here
and
nope he is just some tailor
Calamity-masu'd
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Steal attempt.
(Yuno)
I've never played D&D but always wanted to. Damn, gotta get my friends to try it out.
Also, that'd be a little too much for me, since I don't drink. It'd kill me pretty much. We played ehhhhh, movie shots, or whatever you want to call it, where whenever X thing happened in Y movie, we'd drink a shot. I didn't last long though
(Mercy)
Depends on what your definition of "nerd" is. We like playing games and we talk about it. None of is really studious, but we've done well in highschool. Some of my friends though are REALLY studious and have even gone out on math / chemistry competitions
(Galil)
That lap pillow pic is too much for me to handle too fam
My exgf loved to be my lap pillow. I'm pretty sure she didn't even know it was a thing, since she didn't watch anime, but she loved it nonetheless.
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Fuck.
Tfw she will never be yours
Feel free to join in anyway.
I'm not the only Tomoko poster in the threads.
Doctor, frau doctor!
QOTT: Your waifu wants to know more about your passtimes and hobbies! Does she potentially share any of them with you?
>bring Mercy to DnD
>she decides to play a life cleric
>HEAL EVERYTHING
>spare every enemy possible
>her character freaks out every time she kills something
>endless keks
>mfw I play an overly aggressive fighter who literally cast burning hands at a roc because fuck birds
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Oh well, I guess the game is full of colourful people
>Merchant
Now you mention it I remember seeing him while my brother played, he was weird
Sounds pretty sweet
Id want to take a picture with you~
Same, dont have any friends who play it though feels bad
I understand it, we played it with breaking bad
>Every time bitch is said drink
>My friend puked on my couch
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""""Nerds""""" are those who fake being geeks/dorks for attention, usually women desperate to sleep with fat neckbeards.
>yes I will kiss that cheek
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.
Music, yea. I'd try to get her into running, I'm sure she'd like it.
Course you'd want to.
thanks for the bump.
>smoking a joint in the bath while watching anime or playing vidya
She will learn.
>Tfw my waifu looks like esdeath from akame ga kill when her hair is down
yeah probably wont see him again
I don't even remember which movie we saw. But yeah, it got so intense we'd have to either take breaks or ignore some of the rules as to make it lighter on us.
Also we didn't even have that much to drink
Then no. I just have gamer / studious friends
I'd get Ruby into gaming or playing the guitar. She'd probably like either. I mean, she even has her own game, so
>TFW you will never have a tactical lever action
>Kiss
>Shooting
>Galil might not like Pathfinder
>She would probably like movies
>And cooking
>And running
>Not shoplifting, I wouldn't tell her about that
>Esdeath
Don't summon him
>Galil
Wouldn't esdese look like you're waifu considering the release?
And I've never even heard of this anime.
>Generic Teen Romance Anime #349529
And now I know why.
Did I already mention they are normie friends?
It was fun though
What are you up to?
Don't worry we will never confuse you with the esdeath
>The guy is a psychopath
Wait why not? Did I miss something?
That's fun hahaha
So you did get drunk kek
Little liar.
So what are you up to?
Nothing wrong with him, love his stories
Time for Warframe!
MR don't grind itself after all!
Akame ga kiru isn't really for the shitty romance I just like the concepts of teigus and such
>manga Is almost always better than anime
no he just seemed rather minor
have fun
Hold on. I caught you.
This is not Yoko.
That is some girl named (oh look your filename even has it) Lisara Restall from "Dakara Boku wa, H ga Dekinai."
Repent.
I'm standing around. I don't have my cosplay on in fear it smells a bit.
Is it bad I unironically enjoy MineCraft?
Hey /waifu/, I have some Wonderful news! My mom had a polyp in her cervix, so she had a full hysterectomy. The procedure was a success and there is no cancer in her!
Honestly something similar with Fran...
Oh yeah, that game
I think Sig and G3 are the only raifus with an attention span long enough to play tabletop games.
>TTGL
>romance
Not really. Generic, but generic on purpose. It's literally a parody of every action anime ever.
>purposefully over the top
>mechs
>plot twists visible from lightyears away
>and one nobody saw coming
>a rival who is initially dismissive and quickly becomes obsessive
>Kamina existing
>Simon growing up
>Nia being solidified innocence and
moe to the point of being a little annoying
I enioyed AgK for the action and because Bulat and the Jaegars.
... Good.
:^)
>legit that was in my yoko folder idfk then, I must have just Google yoko and downloaded every fucking image I have like 2k on my phone downloaded in general, not of her just in general
No no no, who the fuck on Sup Forums hasn't heard of TTGL?
I was trying to catch him in mistaking another girl for his waifu, which I did.
>Can't even recognize his own waifu
No, he community is shit though
Top tier zozzled, kys
Probably.
Nvm I have 3.2k images on my phone taking up 1.6 gigs
I'm at a loss of words at the moment, but stop letting other people tell you what is good or what to enjoy.
If you like something, LIKE IT.
Claimed
Playing Autismcraft to let out my inner autism.
My one and only. My waifu. My Lala.
I didn't get drunk, I got a tad bit tipsy... or at least I guess. Whenever it's late at night and I'm tired I tend to act more hyped than anything for some reason kek. It was 6am when we started drinking, so it was either me being stupid or me being tipsy.
I kinda hope it was the latter
I'm still studying but might drop it for now and go play something, but Imma stay here for now. You?
>kiss
Also, we don't talk about Esdeath
There's nothing wrong with liking / playing Minecraft, it is a rather fun game if you know what you want to do. The fandom is fucking awful though.
Sure, who doesn't have a shit load of pictures saved of their waifu. But you confused another girl for her. That is unforgivable. Repent.
Go fill an entire thread on Sup Forums with Yoko. Should someone take one of the 150 images, try again.
It sounds worse than it is, it was cancerous, but still in a super early stage and hadn't metastasised yet
It's been forever since I played it, what all has changed?
What the fuck did esdeath do here that makes everyone so damn secretive, like you guys are in a cult hiding the horiffic truth
Oh. I wasn't looking very carefully at his pic or his filename.
And maybe M14 too, if you can keep her calm long enough.
>mfw she plays a bard whose entire routine is bad puns
Am I the only one who doesn't mind Esdeath that much?
Even better that you caught it early.
He's into some fucked up shit sexually.
We don't talk about it
He didn't post his dick or anything, but he has definitely caused waves with his extreme idiocy and terrible life choices.
>is esdeath so into his waifu he wants to become her? He is extreme sadist or some shit like gore gets him off?
ESDEATH DID NOTHING WRONG!!1!1!
Found esdeath :^(
Femdom
Pretty sure he is into guro, vore, and bloodsports
He kills squirrels and then freaks out about it
Masturbates to the smell of girl hands
Typical Muderer-In-The-Making attributes.
claimed
We dont talk about it
Ok, Warframe for real now.
See you guys later.
Lovely
>tfw you have normal fetishes and hear some wierd ass fetishes
>waifu for ants
We don't talk about it.
Nah but he's just annoying as shit, as well as incredibly cringeworthy. Also, read I don't really mind his autism as long as he doesn't reply to my posts with it, but it's like a /waifu/ meme at this point
Kinda like the Keemstar of /waifu/
Like I said, Esdeath is fucked in the head.
AAAAAAAAAAND it's a meme.
Top tier waifu, user. Minene is great. Never can remember her diary designation though.
>mfw Tsubaki is my diaryfu
>tfw I get off on choking my partner, beating the piss out of them
>mfw into rape-play
>mfw petplay and bondage
>normal
>fetish
Pick one. Pick feet.
Great news man!
i just did the washing up thats why i answered so late.
Its probable that you were tipsy, if you dont drink often. You are a lightweight
He is a cool guy just made bad descisions
i think you can keep buying stuff from him, i might be wrong though
oh you are still at the con? without a cosplay? isnt that a sin?
Exactly, so she won't have to go through any chemo or radiation therapy. Just the recovery of surgery. Which is only about 10 weeks
In other news, seems I will be running a one or two session Pathfinder game later this month
If you could draw energy from autism, he could power half of America...
Basically this
I mean, I have only one wierd fetish, but it is a really common one and I don't like it to the point of insanity that some do
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>mfw
He's literally autistic and doesn't realize most of the things he does are wrong.
What the fuck is a Keemstar, anyway?
Some people have normie-level fetishes like hair colors or BBW. Feet are incomprehensible but still relatively normal.
NOICE.
Violent sex is my favorite kind.
>mfw I'm a biter and will bite someone until they bleed if they're okay with it
She's the ninth. She had the escape diary. I thought Tsubaki was the best looking, but Minene was the most badass and I loved her character.
I don't get the reference
i guess but i dont want doublets. im going to shower for a bit
I'm gunna assume for laughs that pic is of him
>I don't get the reference
your posting thumbnails
Fuck off Mugi
>hes literally autistic
>posts around in a waifu claiming thread unironically
Fuck off Mai
Nope. He's just a friend of a poster that came here about 4 months ago.
>Violent sex is my favorite kind.
>>mfw I'm a biter and will bite someone until they bleed if they're okay with it
I'll admit this got me hard.
I think I might have a new fetish
Oh oops
L E W D
I can understand those, kinda in to the receiving end of all but the piss
Hey Yuno!
How are you?
Thinking of sending a group to rescue prisoners going to be sacrificed by Aztec Lizard folk.
I will make sure they have a rogue good at trap finding, they will likely need it
>WEW
Welcome to the sub club...
Kuronuma Sawako.
Yeah that's fine. There're times when I'm just playing league and trying to reply in /waifu/ as well, and I end up not replying at all kek
>who the fuck did you just call a lightweight?
Keemstar? You know, as in, Drama Alert? He's so over the place lately, so you've probably heard of him at some point
Is kneesocks fetish allowed here?
I just felt bad for Tsubaki and had an understanding of where she was coming from.
Pls be subby.
Not literal piss. Just beating the Hell out of 'em with a belt. Or a closed fist.
sorry
hey fran, im kinda tired, im blaming after diner dip
what about yourself?
you play league? so many fags in here
>including me
what do you mostly play?
>i called you a leightweight
>implying you arent with rarely ever drinking
>mfw I mention one person and it turns into a big deal
kek, he is a meme
>its like saying harambe
QOTT:Are these autistic or is /k/ autistic?
Thanks.
Also just send a slave in front of you, rogues are for pussies.
Yes.I am
Esdeath is a big deal, mention him with caution
>Galil
DICKS
OUT
FOR
Why not both?
HAMBURGER
Those are but only if you think you have sure kill skill with them, /k/ is fine once in a while idiotic but overall ok
You fucking asshole gid damn it
cucked
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I miss read that. Oops
Whipping would be fun though
>Tfw kissless virgin...
Just chilling out
Should make some lunch soon
Might play some league later, got to level up my EUW account
They're just knives, if they were mini katanas or straight out if a heavy metal album cover yes, but just plain knives arent
Well, my minotaur fighter has been doing that really well. Always hits the traps everyone else avoids.
Yeah she had a pretty shitty life after her parents died, but I really felt for Minene. She was just extremely likable. I liked her from the second episode, so when she came back at the end I lost it.
>Minotaur
What.
Those are a little autismal-lookin'. And good. Bend over, bitch~
Jesus, really?
I wasn't big on Third or the toddler. Fourth was okay. I HATED the mayor. Was he tenth or eleventh? Or maybe twelfth? I can never remember diary designations except for First, Second, Third, Fourth and Sevenths.
Well, I've been playing league for about 6 years or so, but since 2014 I've only been playing with friends. I get bored if I play it alone
I play about everything but support, although my main role would be adc. As in, if I rank, I go adc, but if it's a normal I can go whatever, as long as I have fun it's fine by me
>I'm not a lightweight
>I'm just inexperienced
>fuck you
Either way, you're cool, so add me on steam if you ever wanna talk (profiles/76561198027912007/)
I'm out, may be back in a while!