500 word essay due in two weeks

>500 word essay due in two weeks
>havent started yet
how fucked am I, Sup Forums?

bump. I need some help here, Sup Forums

500 words is nothing

you're not

Are you fucking retarded get to the day before and tell me how you feel. Go write a paragraph and get off Sup Forums.

is this half-assed bait?
if you have even half a clue about what you're talking about
you could do 500 words in a couple of hours

just do 50 words a day, you'll be fine

Nigger thats like 5 paragraphs each containing 3 body sentences,an opener and a closer. Quit being a shit

Lol i write that many words in a (You) in less than 10 minutes if the bait is good enough

500 is NOTHING.

Not very fucked

really fuck if you have to look at your keyboard when typing....

WHAT IS THIS HIGH SCHOOL THEIR SHIT.


A well-constructed 500-word paper generally contains five paragraphs, including a brief introduction, three paragraphs for thesis development and a concise conclusion. The recommended number of sentences in each paragraph varies from four to eight.

first and last paragraph is just talking about the 3 other paragraphs... so easy.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>done

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>500 words
>fucked
What, is English not your first language or something? That's like 20 mins tops of writing, a paragraph and a half at most.
Quit being a pushy and knock it out.

>pushy
Thanks autocorrect.

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ITT: Newfags respond to old bait.

kek

two weeks? you have plenty of time not to write it :)