How do you feel knowing that he will not be there for you?
How do you feel knowing that he will not be there for you?
Kevin Garcia
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John Hughes
It's not like he will be there anyways
Brody White
like i can touch myself as much as i want
Josiah Parker
Having a relationship with Jesus is nothing to do with wanking or anything. It's about WANTING to be forgiven for your sins.
Only an uneduated christian, or non-christian would create a cartoon like that
James Jackson
>implying my other imaginary friends couldn't catch me
Isaac Sullivan
He already let the most important people in my life die. Fuck him.
Jaxson Barnes
kek
David Morales
but im an atheist he wouldn't be there anyway
Ian Stewart
yeah i never fondle my dick so my imaginary friend will catch me if i ever fall over a cliff
fuck off
Logan Morgan
A real masturbator could climb with one hand
Liam Powell
We are going to hell all of us like it or not we are,we all masturbate so what is the point of being good if we are going to hell?
Nathaniel Garcia
Edgy
Not Atheism
The imaginary friend line is so common among fedora fags
Also the picture is inaccurate because pretty much all divine intervention of anything stopped when Jesus died. He wouldn't catch you, or we wouldn't see many if any at all deaths from falling.
Christopher Phillips
My strong fap-arms can lift my sinning ass back up
Fuck Jesus I'm jerkin
Nathan Thompson
You are correct in saying that simply not masturbating is not enough, but then again, simply wanting to be forgiven isn't enough either. What I'm trying to say is, you've still got to put in your own effort to stop masturbating.
Charles Anderson
and 100% of all who do not
Thomas Turner
Why would anyone do something badass like rock climbing if they've never even had the balls to touch their balls?
Blake Reed
Has Jesus ever been confirmed to catch anyone or save anyones life, ever?
Jose Roberts
/thread
Christopher King
But its not that much of a fall...
Nolan Morales
Yeah, you also have to put some effort in living a life of denial.
Parker Williams
it won't be long fall so i don't need him there anyway...
Nicholas Bennett
This fall doesn't seem that bad. I mean if jesus is 5'8" and you can see the top half of him, that fall can't be more than 20 feet. You could fall, roll and be just fine
Aiden Howard
>Jesus
>5'8"
No way. People back then were 5' and under.
Liam Stewart
beat me to it
Grayson Anderson
The non masturbator could just let go, I'm sure jezus would catch him
Isaac Powell
Neanderthal males had an average height of 5'5", and humans are taller than Neanderthals. You may be thinking of the "hobbit" relatives of humans who were under 5 foot.
Owen Sanchez
Jesus is going to ass rape the non-masturbator because he must be a faggot if he doesn't whack off
Liam Roberts
Faggot here, we do whack off.
Those guys who are into chastity cages might not be able to, but the rest of us do it just as much as you do.
Daniel Jenkins
watch some of the space videos in this
youtube.com
you'll realize what a joke religion is
Logan Roberts
I am the lord thy God
I have created all of the universe
I have set time itself in motion
I have lit billions upon billions of stars
I have created life in forms you cannot even fathom
I have made wonders that you cannot even understand
And after all of this now i just mellow out on my throne and watch earthlings who touch their penises and deny them eternal bliss because, what the fuck man, they can't just touch their penises. Ew...