Films that made you unexpectedly feel bad

This fucking film...

What the fuck why?

>You will never be 18 again

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Watching that movie makes me glad I'm not 18.

His whole fucking existential crisis is because he has to get a summer job instead of having a European vacation subsidized by his parents.

Whoop de fucking doo.

:(

Why even live?

Also the girl he likes is a whore.

Weren't they supposed to be between undergrad and grad school or something?

if your 18 year old life was like this, you're on the wrong site

>tfw you'll never be kstew's 5 inch tall pet whom she stuffs inside of her sneakers when she wears them without socks because she likes squeezing you with her toes and stepping on you as if you were a stress toy for her pretty feet

This film is patrician tier to anyone who has had a summer job before college.

>Those friends you left behind
>Everyone went their own separate path

I hated being 18. I was such an awkward little shit.

It was like this..

Why am I on the wrong site, kek

I didn't do anything fun when I was 18 anyway. And when I was 19 I joined the military and that sucked so I don't care about that shit either.

yeah they're not 18

that actually makes eisenbergs character a little less sympathetic because hes like a 22 year old upper middle class douche whos complaining he has to work at a meme job for a couple months so he can go complete his worthless major, all while banging kstew and the other hot chick

Don't know what I expected, but didn't expect to be as depressed by it as I was.

>>You will never be 18 again
a good 1/3 of the board isn't even 18 /yet/

>This film is patrician tier to anyone who has had a summer job before college.

Most people have had that. This movie isn't patrician tier at all. It tries to be all SRS BSNS COMING OF AGE MOVIE but nobody bothered to tell Bill Hader or Kristin Wiig and they're essentially doing SNL characters.

The main character is an unlikable little kike who spends the whole movie stewing in his middle-class-no-real-problems malaise while pining after damaged goods.

But hey, at least he gets participation trophy sex at the end, right? She probably goes back to fucking Chads 10 minutes later.

Why does that dyke always have that stupid look on her face

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I'm 18 and can't relate to this movie at all.

u guys think kstew sucked his jewish penis off camera?

>People in this thread wouldn't fuck Kristin

>that actually makes eisenbergs character a little less sympathetic because hes like a 22 year old upper middle class douche

I was under the impression that it was kind of the point of the movie. If anything Kstew is a more sympathetic character than Eisenberg's.

This movie fucked with me because when my friends and I went to see it on release we were under the impression that it was supposed to be an outright comedy and then ended up leaving with more feels than I was ready for.

Fuck this.

i'd eat out her axilla and then i'd FUCK her soles.

That's because it isn't about 18 year olds. It's about a bunch of early-mid 20-somethings just out of college.

yeah but im always inclined to relate to the awkward beta loser even if hes a cunt

Really? I thought it was pretty funny, except for, you know, John Malkovich.

Fucking a married guy is pretty classy.

She was basically playing herself in that movie.

I only made it halfway through Adventureland because of how shitty it made me feel. If I wasn't a pathetic piece of shit I bet I would have liked it.

dont be like that senpai it has a feel good ending

Yeah, I dunno, there were definitely funny parts. But something about the main characters and their relations with each other just made me sad. Especially Cusack's and Cameron's characters.

I don't care if she cucks me, I want an Em gf

are you ok user? wanna talk?

I felt the same way, but after watching it again I realized that none of the 3 main characters(Cusak, Diaz, Cusak Love interest) are likeable at all. Each one is completely selfish and does things for selfish reasons.

I think the reason you felt depressed was the fact that 2/3 selfish people got a happy ending while the 3rd got a bad ending when none of them should have ended up happy.

t. bitter virgin

*Diaz's. (We're not on a first name basis. Don't know what happened there)

oh i thought you guys were besties

I don't think it was how it ended, more just that they were selfish and unlikeable and didn't become any less selfish or unlikeable. And I think it was just realizing that they're pretty relatable--that it's normal to be as selfish and unlikeable as they are, at least deep down. :(

Maybe that's why I'm sad...

I watched this for the first time when I was 15. At the time I was a normie and I watched it expecting an action movie.

The ending really made me feel sad and think "Damn... the world is fucked up". I know it's not a sad movie, it's just the usual film noir tone, but that was the first time I watched a noir movie and it really hit me hard.

>Tfw I will be old and lame one day and will probably regret being an autist in early years

I like to pretend I'll just finally move to a comfy cabin with wifi and live there instead, though.

>you will never experience pure young love or sex
>you will never experience true youthful friendships
>you missed out on all the worldly experiences everyone else had in highschool

Stop this meme.

Once a normalfag, always a normalfag. Get out ree

>facts are memes

Is this any good or is it just filled with cliches?

ya they always set up these jews to fuck goyim women

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it's filled with shit

Forgettable, surprised i even recall watching it. It's almost on par with the movie in the OP but Adventure land takes the lead just for having kstew

Dude was 22-23, just graduated from college. Did you even pay attention?

Most of these show severe autism in how they still think like literal fantasizing oneitits teenagers.
>Durr its as special as I imagine it, hurr durr
Anyone that honestly thinks like this past 20 should be shot. I was in a teen relationship and it was shit compared to mine today.

Me and my sister rented this one night completely unprepared for the shitstorm of bad feels

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DELETE THIS

I spent my 18 masturbating and watching anime, I don't know what you're talking about lol
>Failed normalfags
hahahahaha

beautifully melancholy, existential teen film
everything from the dialogue to the setting to the music and muted colors reinforce the mood

also martin starr is hilarious/tragic

youtube.com/watch?v=KisHhIRihMY

are you me?

Probably not, considering I actually had all that.

Go back to wizchan. tell them a big dicked chad sent you

why do they keep putting KStew in movies with that kike?

film that involves an ugly fat guy getting a hot chick makes me depressed, because that will never happen to me

I don't get depressed when chad gets the chick for some reason. only when it's an ugly guy.

because of this movie

Wow, mean.

you're putting teenage sex and "love" on a pretty high pedestal there mate

fucking trailer(s)
then going to theater
fucking hell

asr still my waifu though

>needing to impress anons

Not trying to impress, just stating a fact. My life isn't any better than yours.

The best EisenStew Kino

poor Gordey man...

Is this the movie where Esinburgh gets sodomized by the Chad?

Bone Tomahawk made me feel extremely sad during a few moments when perspectives of marriage and love were expressed by each character. I wasn't expecting to have that type of emotional response to a movie that every critic and person I've heard mention it solely focuses on the horror-western hybrid without any regard for the dialogue.

I have the same problem because why that loser get it good when my loser self didn't get it.

This movie fucking sucked.

Top kek im a 19 year old friendless neet who literally hasnt had one friend in about 7 years so i cant relate with this shit at all.

>tfw one step closer to the edge and im about to break

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>19
>Already a NEET
Man you should at least go to college or try to get a job, you're still young.

That's what you get for being a tripfag, I think you should go ahead and kill yourself

F u

Fuck college. Im prob just gunna work a shitty factory job like a good boy for rest of my life. Peace niggas.

Palo Alto made me feel weird and sad

The reason this made me feel bad is that Cusack was super talented the whole time and it just took him being in Malkovichs body for him to be recognize . Fuck Diaz and Keener. They were irredeemably selfish. I know Cusack used Malkovich for his career but at least he did something positive with his abuse of Malkovich.