Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claimed.

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Demon worship thread !

still here


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yeah it still wasnt ok though

Saber claim
Kek its me your old friend... Zero

waddup

I know, but...just, what the fuck?!

I remember that. It was just as stupid then as it is now.

Thank you Anons from prev. Thread)

They don't even reference the original husbando in the later games so I'm assuming he's pretty much gone.

Haha.
But I found it easier to ship out a boyfriend of years or move to another continent than to follow a different fictional character.

I guess I'll celebrate by drawing some 34. He doesn't even have a tag there.

>Fox claim

(You know who)
SoTC was the best, I wish i could play it on PS4

Boat slut.

Made myself giggle at that one.

(Smugz)
Tom Clancy is fun
>Tfw Siege does remind me of FE when you get a siege level and you've just gotta hold out.
>Tfw you have that one OP character hanging out and the rest are powerleveling
Yeyuh.
(Galil)
Yeah.
>But at least my grandpappy was cool as hell.
>Also some fucking kid made a home made grease gun.
youtube.com/watch?v=7QL9a0HAzXw&ab_channel=RoyalNonesuch

have you picked your boat yet?

claimed

So which boat is it?

Claimed
I am here

Renekton player calling Fiora player:"no skill" when he keeps getting killed.

That's ironic.

lets talk about my problems for once

test3

Bully.
I'm not picking one.

ok then lets do it

Claim

rynogt4 is waifu

hold my tounge hold it !

mind your own fucking business

your practically forcing yourself on me

Karen should have played euro millions instead.

3DPD.

Don't be to hard on yourself we are all autistic faggots here
>Especially galil.
>Just to make sure I'm not you know gasai
Yea that would be amazing
>SoTC remake on ps4
It would be so great, can you imagine killing those beautiful creatures
> I can't.
Tbh fiora is pretty cancer, but especially the renek matchup needs a lot of skill

Этот язык для настоящих русских винтовок .

I have a problem. Only about 7 pictures of my waifu exist online. What should I do? I think I might switch... It's annoying seeing the same pictures over and over.

Prison would be the worst possible thing for me.
Plus I'll never get caught *Insert Keemstar meme here*
>TFW never had a grandpa
What's it like?
Did you know, you can make a gun out of a 2x4 and a pipe, and the ammo out of shit, piss and any projectile that will fit in the pipe?

but i love you

take an art class for 4 years at Yale and then draw her

>Tfw fiora main
>Shit on most toplaners
>Always parry the cc
>Get called no skill
Maybe if they'd stop being predictable maybe I wouldn't parry their dumbass
>Renekton E>W>Q>E
>Parry his W
>Kill him
Everytime
>Fiora cancer
Nah she's been balanced ever since the Titanic Hydra nerf and her nerfs in the preseason people just forgot how to play against her

I never had a grandpa or dad. I lived with a bunch of fun hating femanazi women my entire life.

>mfw

I'm a fucking pussy but I need to sleep
Cya later /waifu/

Lying bully.

What's everyone listening to tonight?

youtube.com/watch?v=g1ySJu1x0-4

I feel like this thread is a bit more superior than the other threads , I can just feel it

Claimed

Fun? I meant gun.

Fun works too, though.

Rad.
>Although his gun looks more like a Tec-9
>Tbh the Tec-9 is just a modern Grease Gun.
>This kid would be a great apocalypse gun maker though.
>Tfw No Gpaw
My sister never got to meet him, she knows that feel.
I had a lot of trouble finding fanart.
>But I found some!
Just look around a bit more, try a bunch of websites n shit.
>I dug for nearly half an hour before I found some GOOD fanart of Penny.

Yeah, that's what was happening.

He always got parried and ended like 0/9/2 then they surrendered.

I did like 6k more damage than him as Blitz.

yeah i guess

Who is your waifu and where is she from?

>Fun hating
>Gun hating
Same thing.

eww did you know smokeing is bad for you

please this is a progressive thread

we don't want any big tobacco company's advertising here

leave immediately

no lies

youtube.com/watch?v=Qa2E-rRT4JE

im going to fuck you up kid

It's much better than...
youtu.be/u4srWvLXZRw

>lil ship
I will


What about this?
>

.-.

Hi

I see

Night

Don't believe.

youtube.com/watch?v=JqtkGgF2nnE

Alright.
It's time to find out what the perfect Waifu build is, so let's find out the S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
This will happen naturally with the upcoming posts, all of which I'm confident will be highly informative and insightful. I've set it up, so just sit back and soak up the greatness of this Waifu build.
Last number of this post is her Strength out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
Last number of the post below this one is her Perception out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
And so on, for the remaining 5 attributes.
The result will be the objectively perfect Waifu build.
Without any GETs, the total cannot be above 28. For each GET within this post and the next six, the limit will be raised by 2, for an absolute maximum of 42. If it goes over what the limit is supposed to be, I've done something wrong.
Let's go.

So you want me to get one for you?
You're not looking hard enough.
youtu.be/4_J6zCdR8bw?t=13m51s

Nothing at the moment, actually.
What's up, Emi?

Ayyyy Smugs.

AK74 from Upotte.

It's a 2D image, fag.

the autism , keep smoking

I have the same problem, but Galil is more popular due to being a main character. Upotte isn't a mainstream anime :(
You can't switch, stick with her through thick and thin.Maybe go to a few draw threads and request some pics of her, or if you have spare dosh, commission one.
Same, but my mom was never TOO anti gun.Just against "assault weapons of war" and the like.
>Tfw
Bye
I can't tell if this is ironic or not, but I agree with it.Smoking is bad.
>Perfect Waifu
Everyone's waifu is perfect to them

I've got a thing for bad bitches

You're free to try.
Don't blame me if you waste time though.

You're planning something aren't you
>
That's the thing about Fiora she's very opertunistic. Give her a chance to read what you're doing and youll get pounded it's why she has a hard time with say Jayce Irelia and Ryze but Renekton and Sion are super predictable

>nothing on zerochan
youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A

no
why you do this to me

That pigfuck is still 3D though you dumb nigger.

funkyclaimer again, been lurking the past few nights
>D.va claimed

>TFW meeting Mikhail Kalashnikov was on my bucket list, and I had planned to do it around January 2015
>TFW it will never happen now
Fuck I'm about to cry now, between this, the dad feels and the grandpa feels

Galil, I'm not talking about what Waifu a person should have. I'm talking about the character build, specifically for the 'Wonderful Waifu Wars' series.
...you HAVE heard of it, right?
...
Well, we went over the limit. I'll make sure to fix whatever I did wrong next time. For now we have this:
10 Strength
3 Perception
9 Endurance
1 Charsima
1 Intelligence
7 Agility
3 Luck

inside voices please

I must stick with mah waifu.

And yeah. It's awful. I still live at home since I'm only 18 and I bought some ammo just to have for fun. I don't even own a gun.

They all had a mental breakdown and threatened to never talk to me if I didn't throw it out.

60 rounds of 7.62x39 almost ruined my family.

Fuck liberals, man. Can't believe I used to be one.

I go to shooting ranges as often as possibl

yeah you dont say much

Hey! what's up?

Fuck I love Archive. Got really into them because of the Cyberpunk 2077 trailer

Nothing much. Just relaxing after work. What are you up too?

that OST was real good. I reall enjoyed the Foxcatcher OST

youtube.com/watch?v=fnrB1fMHLZc

>cute

>Literal flailing retard
Im dying god damn

How does it feel knowing the Galil will never be as good as the AK-47?

you keep saying "funkyclaimer" as if it means something

>Mfw not even capslock.
>Mfw not even speaking
>Mfw I have no face
Nigger

>1 intelligence
what a dumb fuck

I remember that day. It was horrible, man. First Eugene Stoner and now Mr. Kalashnikov...

>I go to shooting ranges as often as possibl
Looks like they got shot before they could finish the post.
Or was that the joke?
I fuckind died when I saw 10 Strength, 1 Charisma, 1 Intelligence.
I must have made a mistake in the reality programming. I'll try doing this again some other time.

Like I said, just a name to be remembered by

>AK-47
Are these your stats?

you could always bring your lips to my earlobe and whisper

you don't need to pound on your keyboard like a fucking gorilla

>Hardish to find stuff to say

i don't think that's how it works

Why do you care though?

Relaxing.

well what do you like to do?

because you have a great face through that webcam of yours

Nigger you what.

No.
As The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, my capabilities go beyond concepts such as 'Strength' and 'Intelligence.'

Talk About Your Rape Fetish.

Thank you

I was asking if those were his stats ya dingus

I don't fully understand how this was determined, but those stats are a pretty decent melee build

I like to draw, like im doing now.
Watch some vinesauce streams
Play video games.

Only reason AK is so popular is because it'll shoot anywhere and it's simple so little Ahmed can take it apart and clean it in some 3rd world shithole. It's an amazing rifle but I'd probably take a Galil in some Zombie apocalypse or something. Plus I could open bottles and cut with it.

AK is an amazing weapon, though.

because you don't get to pick ur name
ur name is ur waifus name
ur name is d.va

Please draw me pictures of AK74 from Upotte. I really need them...

Oh, good to know. Thank you