ITT we describe games poorly and guess the game
>be djinn
>cast lightnings ans shit
>master of the master gremlins
>get buttfucked by big black dragon dick
ITT we describe games poorly and guess the game
Eli Peterson
Angel Perez
>shoot stuff, kick stuff, shoot stuff, kill stuff
>slide fast as fuck until your ass is on fire while not loosing any hp
>archievment hunting all day long in singleplayer
Justin Richardson
Titanfall?
Colton Anderson
the last line sold me on it. What is the game?
Zachary Hall
nope
Eli Myers
>Fight monsters
>Fight angels
>Fight god
>Creepy ass sword
>Be awesome
Matthew Lewis
was thinking FFX until the last line
Levi Martin
Good, cuze that's not even close.
Kayden Powell
Dmc
Caleb Garcia
>also fuck golden dragons
its a classic game and one of the best in its genre and the best part of the series
Wyatt Parker
No one in the last thread got it
>Is currently being played in at least 700 american bars
>At least 50 more Buffalo Wild Wings
>Ribbit
Joshua Martin
I know this shit it was called bullet something right?
James Clark
Heroes of might and magic 3
Jackson Scott
How is any of that helpful?
Jonathan Collins
you are right
bulletstorm it is
it was a fucking easy game that was bad as hell
Easton Perry
Bulletstorm! was that it?
Nathan Peterson
ding ding ding
magic hero getting raped by black dragons
Matthew Ramirez
I'm honestly shocked no one has gotten it
Jaxson Peterson
frogger?
Jose Wood
>Three paths to choose from
>Eurofags are dicks to Japs
>Magic Sword of Plot Advancement
>So many fucking siblings
>Almost nobody fucking dies like are you fucking kidding
>Ocean's grey waves
>Fucking ninjas are equal to outlaws, the fuck?
Alexander Cruz
It's a classic. My buddy just had his ass handed to him by black dragons a few weeks ago.
Juan Miller
>be fucking lame, fish almost kills me
>Spend like 2 secs enjoying enjoyable challenge level
>Become literal God who flies and teleports and kills on a whim,
>kill other Gods
Dylan Lopez
>build junkyard
>blow up toilet
>shit everywhere
>the mob wont mob it up
Gavin Thompson
Golden tee
Wyatt Garcia
No. Third person to guess that
Luke Young
Pac dude
Joseph Gomez
Fire Emblem Fates!
Isaiah Carter
>stop the treeman from controlling black holes
Alexander Young
dungeon is my favourite city too :D
Hunter Carter
Goldentee
Nolan Russell
>honk
>u want some fuk?
>+25 hp
>hooker roadkill while listening to 80`s music
Cameron Martin
Grand Theft Auto (Any of them)
Camden Jenkins
>basically, be god
>play with space
>throw space stuff into other space stuff
>nice music
David Diaz
You forgot the part where you accidentally grant your sister a super powerful class ability, so throw your morals out the window and try to bang your sister, only to uncover that you two aren't actually siblings weeks before they release the game that tells you that, and you proceed to annihilate that pussy
Jeremiah Richardson
>be super edgy haired hero with large sword
>hackin and slashin and killin demons and shit
>waifu tier sidekick with guns
>can use evil as hell powers
hard mode. not DMC
Ryder Ramirez
Nope
Grayson Russell
Illegal dubs AND correct? I'm going to have to take you in for questioning.
Nathaniel Bell
God of war?
Hunter Richardson
universe sim
literally any FF game
Carter Peterson
>Friendly friend is a traitor with style
>You are the circus of Guantanamo
>Co-op is basically translated to teamkill
Joshua Miller
correct
Austin Foster
Sonic Boom: The Rise of Lyric
Brody Gomez
lol hell no, here's another hint
>do whatever i want for 1,000 hours before doing anything that helps anybody
Aiden Jackson
close but not any, i mean a certain one
additional hint
>this plane really sucks
Carson Sanchez
San Andreas
Owen Turner
... i think i shouldn't answer two games in one post...
Thomas Young
skyrim
Connor Rodriguez
nope, second hint. PS2 game red haired protagonist
Kevin Cook
lol no but super close
>i am literally a God-king reborn... or maybe not, who knows!
Joseph Wright
CHAOS LEGION BEYATCH
Jace Gomez
nope, san andreas had awesome planes
Brody Nelson
Cut everything to pieces with your nanomachines, son.
Angel Taylor
correct about universe sandbox
Grayson Sanchez
DING DING! did we just become best friends?
Luis Richardson
dark souls?
David Flores
Metal Gear Solid
Landon Cox
literal facepalm
far in the wrong direction
Bentley Wilson
>fly random ass planes
>blow shit up in air or on ground
>fucking anime style bitches
>something something god damn statue every time
>horrendously long missions that are a pain in the ass if you dont have any air to ground weaponry
>airplanes are gorgeously detailed. Ground looks like a 90s game
>fucking asshole fighter jets coming the fuck outa nowhere.
>multiplayer is nothing but french people
Luke Edwards
Maybe?
Cameron Butler
>senpai
>dont touch senpai
>kill for senpai
>satanist
Camden Jenkins
>I'm fucking farming
>why am i fucking farming?
>beat the shit out of girl's boyfriend
>marry girl
Angel Powell
Hunie Pop
Robert Rivera
Yandere Simulator (i don't actually know how it's spelled and i'm not fucking looking it up)
Jace Thompson
Stardew Valley, your waifu is shit
Evan Campbell
yes
Nathan Perry
morrowind
William Ross
all of the wife options in Stardew Valley are shit
Ryan Flores
No. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Jaxon Reed
>go from planet to planet
>slam robots around
>my 50's pompadour haircut kicks ass
James Diaz
>gg
u win
William Gray
Guys this was too easy
Parker Richardson
fair enough, why has no one heard of this game though? its pretty awesome
Juan Sullivan
Nigga
David Miller
>"i hope that guy is frien..."
>you are dead
Andrew Reed
Dark souls
Joseph Green
>you are god
>you can do literally anything and shit
>all u do is create terrible cars and floating humans and maybe sometimes shoot stuff
John Rivera
>there's no plot
>just ghent
>sex scenes are alright
Jose Parker
yeah, raiden buttfucking senator hitler
Asher Phillips
What? What? No..not even close dude
Bentley Garcia
proving my point
Austin Jones
HunieCam Studios?
Owen Morris
nope
Michael Brown
>emperor ded
>become a hero of a city
Brody Sanders
oblivion duh
Colton White
suck
Jeremiah Sanchez
No! Nothing honie shit, looking at some screenshots of the game where the hell are the planes and bombs at?
Colton Harris
bethesda game? i hope it isnt cuz bethesda enemies are pretty damn easy
Brayden Myers
ok I guess I win
Josiah Ross
oh and btw just watched some parts of senator bashit crazy:
youtube.com
Henry Phillips
That survival game with the houses but not ark survival the other one.
Sebastian Turner
Stardew Wives include:
>The popular girl from every highschool movie and sitcom ever
>Kinda too young generic black scientist girl
>Actually normal person with an alcoholic mom
>Modern art fag that eats shit off the ground
>Edgy girl that likes videogames and might have a dick
The choices are clear user
Chase Smith
>oh hey that was neat
>what the fuck am i even doing?
>I can't read any of this this shit
>robots keep fucking me for no reason
Brody Adams
>go to place
>build place
>get attacked
>end up fucking everything up yourself
Henry Morgan
>Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you? What the fuck is anything?
>I have magic... AND SWORDS.
>Time travel is all plot advancement
>Unique sword is now two
>Everyone married the same guy
>Everyone married the same girl
>Math is a lie, hitrates are bullshit.
Parker Edwards
Ohhhh it must be 3D SexVilla 2: Ever-Lust
Gavin White
There are way too many PS2 games out there.
Fun fact: I actually never completed the whole game (and cant, sonce my PS2 no longer reads discs [and I no longer have a memory card])
Luis Green
Do not let the enemy reach the volga! And to defend! The city! Of Stalingrad
>fucking pew pew pew boom motherfucker
>braaaaaaaap!
>BOOM flyin tube nigga
Parker Moore
Fire emblem Awakening
Jace Phillips
additional hints:
made before 2000
>breed workers
>breed mobsters