/b i need help

/b i need help
Ive been masturbating daily for the past 4yrs, sometimes more than once.
Last night i had sex for first time and it went real bad. I went limp half way through without orgasm. It was hard to finish because my dick was broken.
How the hell do i fix my midway limp dick??

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jack more! A lot more.

don't

get a gf and then get an appropriate bull for her

you can watch porn in real life
your children will have better genetics

Get a girl who will be patient with you (actually cares about you enough to do so) and work through it, while not jerking it every day.

I also forgot to mention that i jerk off faster than i get pelvic thrust. And if i slow down my jerking off i cant hold a boner.

Cut the jerking down to about 1 every 3-4 days and don't jack the 2 days before getting laid.

4 years.

new lets run the numbers

Ststistically, kids who are on brink of puberty starts exploring quite young. Girls around 11, and boys around 12-13. Now when you say you've mastrubated everyday for about 4 years, statistically you began at lets say 12, for good measure, which in turn means youre about 16, which also coinsidentally means you should properly and gentlemanly get the FUCK off Sup Forums, you filthy fucking faggot.

Well ive been jerking since 13 but not regulary, im 20 now.

If hes 16 im guessing he'd be raising the average age of Sup Forums

Agreed

You probably did what I did when I faced this problem and focused too much on the climax rather than the moment itself.

Bump

this

you are already a beta OP

better try to help another two functional human to have a nice life

you
>work
>use the money to provide free time for your girl and the other dude
>they can enjoy themselves, go to party, on vacation, etc...
>while you have a nice time raising the kids to be the best human beings as possible

tell me, why not to help other humans to have a better life than you will never have?

>why not to help other humans to have a better life than you will never have?

Nice dubs, but I'm going to have to throw a grewn zigzafgy line under that, you meant ever not never

Fantasize about your hand.

Have a real sex, not just a fantasized sex telling Sup Forums your dick went limp midway through.

Same but Ive been since 12

has actually happend to me. Its fucking embarrasing.

it was in the middle of a blowjob

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Nigga that's Noelle Easton.

this is happening to me

my best friend got to fuck my gf almost a year ago
I pardoned them, they cheated on me again and I pardoned them again, they cheated again... and again...

I could live with a three way relation
but

he has a dick almost double the size than me
he is stronger, way better looking

this whole situation is really making me a beta

a month ago they fucked without a condom, I know because she was scared as fuck to be pregnant

.... she has never EVER let me fuck her without a condom

our sexual relations are decreasing, theirs seem constant

He is already living with us, he said he cant afford shit because he hasn't a job, and I am the only one paying for everything, even the fucking condoms.

I dont dare to put an end to this

Holy shit never have i seen so much beta in one post, EVER, in all my time on Sup Forums.

Cheesus man, get a set of brass balls, and end that shit.

fuck..

I would have ended that the first time she cheated.

I don't know, I feel the user actually
my exgf had to cheat on me 3 times before I grow up some balls.

sadly I must confess that I ended it just because my friends knew that she cheated that last time... if I hadn't had some social pressure on my... I dont know

femanon here, why are this generation of men such fags?

my bf ex-gf cheated on him with his boss, and he knew, but she had to do it two more fucking times before he grew some balls too

I honestly seeing how beta is he I am considering actually cheating on him with a dude that is hitting on me

after all, he isn't going to do shit
and it would be awesome if I could go on a spring-break with some hot dude while having someone else taking care of my kids

fucking cuck

Your dick isn't "broken". You're simply used to getting off in the most efficient, effortless manner possible and fucking a pussy requires some small amount of stamina.

You have to get used to something different. Stop beating off or at least cut way the fuck back and you'll be fine.

>femanon here

nope

I wonder how common the cucks actually are...

I would ask for the regular tits or gtfo, but in this case, ill let it slide.

Dont know why, i just am

I can prove it

ok then, then I wont prove shit

Exact same thing happened to me, it takes a little time but not too much. Things to do:
>Stop watching porn for 4 weeks
>Fap 1 time per week for 4 weeks
>Don't fuck for 4 weeks
>Healthy diet for this timeframe
>Minimum 4 day fap break before next fuck
This worked fine for me and I'm back in business. Especially if you're young, this is an easy and mostly psychological problem to work out and get over quickly.

tits and timestamp hun

Even though you're a fat neckbeard, I hate knowing that women like that actually exist.

Cool thanks mate, it'll be tough but ill give this a shot. Here have a blue banana.

>>be me
>>be 18
>>go to frat party friend is having
>>me and girlfriend go
>>chad thundercock asks gf to sit on his lap
>>i dont mind it
>>relationship is solid;
cont?

topkek, oh yeah, cont

cont mate

Jerk it tonight, don't tommorow. Jerk it the next day, skip two days, jerk it again, skip three days.

That's the only way i find to work.

>i dont mind it

literal fucking cuck, kys

>>chad thundercock convinces gf to jump up and down on her lap;
>>gf says "im havin fun babe"
>>"o-okay"
>>corner of my eye i see chad caress her thigh
>>still content about our relationship;
>>notice gf shudder and does that booty snuggle thing on his cock
>>eventually he just goes for it and plays with her tits
>>i pretend not to notice because bae is for me only
>>cont?

yes, cont

continue fag

if you are into stories read this

the hottest shit I have ever read

literotica.com/s/an-affordable-insemination

I wish this happened to me, either character... so hot

kill yourself

Fuck you, ofc cont faggot

my man... i know you are making this up, but this so far seems so hot

>>chad thundercock asks her to suck his giant cock
>>i see this and im shocked;
>>i here the sounds of slurping; mind you this is a party everyones cheering and shit
>>chad being the alpha here tells her to swallow it in front of me
>>she comes to me and says "this is mey swamp"
>>just then she grew 8 feet tall and rapes my tight holes with shrekkious ease
>>the party is completely startled
>>shrek throws several onionades and plows chad end to end with his 2 foot member;\
>>finally; he turns to me, while im filled with his swampy essence;
>>"zhis is th part, where you run'way"

I agree user, already had seen this one, was awesome

fuck you

you got this imo

stop watching porn. seriously. it's probably more about the porn than the masturbating (though cutting down on that couldn't hurt). this is a documented issue - too much porn can make guys not perform. look it up if you need evidence, but go ahead and try it yourself and see if it gets better

Tell her exactly that. Ask for help fixing your dick. No fapping, only fucking. Chicks dig a challenge...

you fucked up man
the other ones seemed .... plausible

this one is just plain retarded

it's going to happen to you >:)

even if not, seeing the rate at which this is progressing, it will certainly happen to your son

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you seem too sassy, timestamp you vagoo or gtfo..

I must confess that I got a girl to cheat on her bf for a month, he never knew

when she was with me... o boy the things she said

>my pussy bf cant do this
>my pussy bf dick is so small
>fuck, i want to be with you, please, ask me to be your gf

but no, no no, I wanted a prettier girl, which I actually got, she was just... a cumsocket, and even knowing it, there she was, beeing my bitch

no regrets

Well there's your problem...
Idk, Google probably has some answers

>lost

how common are these kinda problems? i have been masturbating my entire living memory what i can conjecture was approximately daily for my early conscious (5-10) and with porn from 11+

from about 13 onwards (21 now) I have masturbated at least once every day, twice average; Only exceptions being weird trips where i don't find much time alone.

Sex seems pretty normal, only unusual thing i have noticed is I usually stay erect for a lil while after cumming and can usually keep just having sex if whoever im with hasn't finished yet.

nice trips

kek confirms

however...
you son of a bitch

trips confirm faggotry

Sentence is hanging till death!

i came

#

>your children

my gf did this to me

when I found out through one of her friends I confronted the fuck he gave me a punch in the face and left

then the fuck went on to get my gf on a date and fuck her while I was trying to find her.

when I finally spoke to her next day she "was mad at him", went on in "discussing with him".

turns out that the same day they "discussed" they fucked again.

the whole week she told me they were discussing they were actually fucking.

I didn't knew at the time this at the time

the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me.

however...years later... I actually enjoyed it

I guess I have already accepted my betaness

from a beta point of view they actually are.

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how the fuck is cuckolding so common now!!!!

the problem is that this is actually... getting me hard

I just lost my virginity today and had the same exact problem. Been flapping daily for close to ten years now and my girl wasn't able to get me to climax. Thankfully Im talented un pussy eating and made her cum to make it up. I'm not gonna fap at all till next time I see her though. Hopefully I don't bust a nut as soon as I enter.

Can't be worse then my story op
>be 17
>first time about to get it in
>got her up in my room
>kissing and what not I'm
>hard as the rock
>time to go in
>can't seem to get it in
>trying to fit it in moving a lot and shit
>IT WONT GO IN FFS
>start getting nervous as fuck
>CANT. STOP.THINKING
>dick is now spaghetti
>she starts getting mad
>I start getting bad anxiety
>trying so hard to get my buddy up, tell her to help me out
>she says eww no and refuses
>I can feel her getting on with her day
>she gets up starts doing her make up (????)
>I'm on bed crying lightly like a fucking bitch
>"are you crying?"
>it starts raining hard as fuck out of now where
>tells me she wants to go home
>dad drives, with both of us in the back
>he's happy as fuck thinking I did it

I look back and realize the bitch wasn't lubricated enough and her being a cunt didn't help at all, it took a long time to get over it needless to say she didn't talk to me after that

this is the kind of experiences that creates beta cucks

be warned

Pfffft nah it created something worst then a cuck

turn into a porn-addicted sissy !

it's fun :D