Sir I pulled you over today because I've received an anonymous tip that you may be in possesion of dubs...

Sir I pulled you over today because I've received an anonymous tip that you may be in possesion of dubs, mind if I search your vehicle?

Shurr

No dubs here, sorry to take your time

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No dubs here

No dubs here, officer.

Do you have a warrant for these?

All I have are singles officer.

Who dares you to check my shit!

Yes, I do mind.

AM I BEING DETAINED?

How did you change colors?

Did you steal this uniform?

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE DELIVERY AREN'T YOU!? HELL NO MOTHERFUCKER, I'VE SEEN OCEANS 11 AND 12. I KNOW HOW THIS PLAYS OUT.

Dubs what dubs

it's for medical purpose i swear

you'll never take my dubs

OOOH

Fuck you mean? I ain't got shit muhfugga.

EVERYBODY LOOK OUT

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The fuck I aint

I do mind. You have no probable cause. Get a search warrant, asshole.

What's seems to be the officer, problem?

I can smell the dubs on your breath

No dubs here officer.

im white let me go

I'm innocent officer

GO AHEAD NOT LIKE I HAVE DUBS ANYWAY

No dubs here. You might be looking for the 4th post after mine sir

Ooooh tripssss

snap

Trips! You are going to be some fat, greasy, tattooed bastard's hot, buttery, prison bitch cornhole!

Of course officer, there are no dubs in here

You're going away for a long time

you're in deep shit now user

you guys faggots or somthin

Ummm.

Oooh it's a 999 officer down I repeat officer down

Good evening officer, I'm clean. Please feel free to check my vehicle.

Snitch

YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY DUBS, PIG

The fuckin prophecy!

underrated

Fuck off copper

aint got none officer

Quads get.

Just kidding , I'm an honest and respectable member of society.

FUCK YOU PIG

I've got nothing officer

nothing here, I swear

To the FACE

Good movie right?

SUCK MY ASS~!

Satan has spawned

Just your friendly neighborhood drug dealer here

FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

checked

HES GOT DUBS

Noice

Never even had singles.

What is thy biding my master

FINE ILL TELL YA EVERYTHING. THE 5TH POST AFTER THIS HAS THE DUBS

You can take my dubs when you pry them from my cold dead hands!!

Fuck off pig

>n-nothin to see here officer, h-hehe

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I dindu nuffin

Double dubs

You won't get shit, faggot

Dub lives matter!

No dubs here officer.

O shit

Also quints get

Omg it actually did what is this wizardry double dubs?

Wtf is happening

nice call user, now we got you both

Oshit

Yall niggas need to stop snitching.

I'm holding it for a friend I swear

Wat, you are a wizard

I heard that the 7th post from this could be dubs... don't sell me out, I ain't no fucking rat.

Officer I can assure you there's nothing illegal going on 'ere.

I'm a clean white man sir, as you can see I've got nothing to hide.

4th post gets trips I promise

Not if I take them first

please, i got this

Of course I don't have dubs, officer. I am a black female. Black females never commit crimes, you racist sexist white male supremacist fascist scum. I AM BEING RAPED YET AGAIN BY THE PATRIARCHY!

Liar

I ain't got shit

No, sir, it's just singles. See?

dubs are for faggots, I got the trips.

He was set up by whitey time 4 peaceful protest

>tfw I predicted

What the fuck is going on

Sure thing officer, I have nothing to hide.

SHUT UP AND HIDE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes officer, please search my vehicle. As you can see no dubs here.

no dubs here desu~

HOLY SHIT

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Sure, but I think the guy behind me might be carrying dubs, maybe even trips.

Under cover agent detected