Spit a verse, user

Spit a verse, user.

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AYYO

You trite

You ain't got no life
*Skirt*

mario might be super but im super duper
with a big tuper

NIGGA BITCH CUNT SLUT
FUCK YO MOMMA"S BIG BUTT
FLY ON OUT OF MY OWN NUTS
NIGGA WHITEY BUTT SMURF
NIGGA GET OFF MY TURF
SKRT
NIGGA I BEEN HIGH 4 THREE DAYS
GONNA LIGHT A SPLIFF AND BLAZE
QUAIL NIGGA
HALL AND OATES NIGGA
SIMON AND GARFUNKEL; NIGGA
THEY ALL DEAD NIGGA
JEFF MANGUM NIGGA
DEAD NIGGA
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY MORE LIKE BUST NUT AND JIMMY

got a dick so big it fuck the planet
you got a shrimp dick you need to can it
i don't sell drugs cause that shit is whack
pull up your pants so i don't see your crack

MY NAME IS user AND IM HERE TO SAY
YALL BETTER GET OUTTA MY WAY
JUST TRYIN TO LIVE IN THE USA
UH
I GET IN THE CAR AND I DRIVE REAL FAR
STANK PUSSY SMELLIN LIKE COOL RANCH DORITOS

[pre-hook} (shnigga nigga]
ayyo fuck you shniggas
im the king of djibouti
when i grab on your booty
you little hootie
fuck niggers imma real shnigga
grab yo bitch on yo tits shnigga
fuck yo gay azz shniggas shnigga
in yo azzhole shnigga
[hook] [12x]
yo im shwervin
w/ ma shniggas
ayo im shwervin
w/ ma shniggas

[verse 2 kanye west]
haaaaaan
fuck u haaaaaan
im cool
haaaaaaaaaan
im with my shnigga
haaaaaaaaaaaaaann
cuz im cool
haaaaaaaaaan
[verse 3: busdriver]
ayo walkin with ma crips
through the block
and i rip
you you fucking cuck
im busdriver u sligga
i dindu nuffin like the meme
i got self esteem
yeAH ay yeah
[hook] (2000x]
[verse 4 lil yachty]
why do they hate on meeeeeee
nigga
[verse 5 kendick lamer]
yo hold up-
yo im the kig of compton
there are many people in compton who like anime like i do lolllllllll
im kendrick lamar
i have dick huge
nigga dick huge
nigga huuge dick
dick aint free
nigga!
[hhook]

ngl i kinda miss this repost

I jerk off to traps
I don't give no fucks
Heterosexuality
That's a gone reality

Manipulating the weak
Losers and the freaks
Omegle is my prawl
Anonimity is my cowl

Everytime i cum i feel the shame
For i am the only onw to blame
I only stare at the floor on the shower
And i cry for hours

[20 minute highpitched drone]

Jesus dude.....

Herbie Hancock, Herbie Hancock, Herbie Hancock, Herbie.

*I DONT TRUST IMMA SHOOT YOU*


AYYYYYY


AYYY

HOL UP

*Mike Wilmer*


THATS RIGHT

YOO

This right here's a classic mufackas

*LISTEN TO THE TRACK BITCH*

YUH

YUH

Ohhhhga booga whitey

There was once a rapper
he was so amazing
He rapped like wildfire
he made the house go blazing
Then one day he met his biggest enemy
Jason Aldean, he wanted him dead like Kenendy
but Jason was too strong he was way more known
the dope ass rapper had no one home
but the months went by and jason fell out of the spotlight
while mr amazing was chillin drinking on bud light
but his time was now
people started liking his stuff more and more
now he is on the top of the scorebeard
and his name was....
tedy.

Kek why did I laugh at this shit

hey i'm a really big fella
and i really love mozzarella

That was fucking fire, user. We'd like to sign you onto our label

It’s cold in my room, glasses sore on my face
Feeling kind of hungry but I just ate, fuck it’s late
Maybe I should shower for the warmth, nevermind
It's midnight and i’ll wake the family, wouldn’t say it’s that I’m kind
I just don’t want to be bothered, can’t be bothered
Guess its boots and socks to warm my feet and keep them clobbered
Do what I need to do tomorrow, caffeine pills get me to wake up
Sleep half the day, not looking forward but it’s happening, JUST fuck my shit up
There’s somewhere that I’d rather be feel it draining me
Want to get up but don't have the energy, feeling lethargy
Noose and a chair in my room? think i'd just step into it
Don’t want to die, just want this to be over, really nothing to it

got the plug twice no answer
2 bitches with me
and they look like wolveriiiine
ey man
i just want to shoot heroiiiin

i'm trapping not rapping
shooting people not rhymin
slanging coke, no reppin
spit no fire
i just SHOOT EM

[hook]
bonga trap
dabba dab
*glass breaks*
it's a trap
it's ma hooome
bap dabba dab
trapping bongo
who dat

[verse 2]
aint no syrup on me
not ever, fuck that
i only shoot the h
got nothin on me though
i got all this coke, but for what

i be slangin more,
still no fuckin answer
i spit on ma hoe
and break another glass
my plugs gettin smashed

[hook x4]

extended version:
ayy u know who this is
big m.o.z.a rella in this motherfucka
lets fucking go

[Hook: Big Mozarella]
hey im a really big fella
and i really love mozarella
hey im a really big felly
and i really love mozarella
mozarella, nigga i love mozarella
mozarella, nigga i love mozarella!

[Verse 1: Big Mozarella]
im a big fella
i love mozarella
got more mozerella thank rockefeller
does cash, grab that ass
but only if that ass is full of mozarella
i love pizza nigga but only with mozarella
cuz im a big fella
i love italian mozerella like goodfellas
niggers dont know what that movie is
but i do cuz i really love mozeralla!

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Lil Mozz]
Ayyo eatin mozerella with my nigga big mozarella
eating so much mozarella like im italian
but i aint italian but im imozarrelialian
nigga
my favorite country is mozambique
bcuz the first three letters are the same as in mozarella
mozarella cheeze nigga
i get that stuff

[Hook]

Yo!
[rap name here] in the streetz!
Nigga, nigga!
Nigga, nigga, nigga... nigga!
Ass, bitches, niggas!
YO! Niggaz!
Bitch nigga cash money nigga!

KILL WHITEY CYPHER

[Intro: 2Pac]
AYY WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT NIGGA (FEEL ME)
JUST LIKE 21 SAVAGE IM A REAL STREET NIGGA (IM ALIVE)
FUCK THE WHITE MAN THEY NEED TO DIE NIGGA (HAIL MARY)
LIL YACHTY IS THE GOAT CUZ HE MADE 1 NIGHT NIGGA (NO NIGGA SERIOUSLY IM ALIVE)

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'm a white cuck and I should kill myself
It's my fault that black people are killing themselves
I need to die because I'm white
So I'm gonna OD tonight

[Hook: DMX]
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
THEY CANT FUCK WIT US CUZ WE BLACK AND MIGHTY

[Verse 2: Hopsin]
First I fuck your cracka bitch then I fuck your cracka dog
Kill them both them have them suck my nigga cock
Then I look up at the sky and I think about things cuz I got knowledge
Like did the man who invented college go to college

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 3: Logic]
Oh shit nigga I'm mixed but whites are the devil
I'm mulatto like Drake but white people are evil
Lynch all the whites they're scary as fuck
They love to see my lightskin cock cuz they cucks

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 4: Run (DMC)]
These tricky white people always killing our people
(Fuckin whites really are the fuckin devil)
Like we said in Walk this Way (The whites need to go)
So get your (strap) load a (clip) and bum rush the show

[Hook: DMX]

[Bridge: Young Thug]
SKRRRRT SKRRRRRT SKRRRRT
KILL A NIGGA FUCK A NIGGA BITCH
SKRRRT SKRRT
LEAVE A WHITE NIGGA IN A DITCH

[Hook: DMX]

[Outro: Big L]
Eminem is a gay faggot cracka
Hopsin kills gay faggot crackas
Logic kills gay faggot crackas
Run kills gay faggot crackas
DMC kills gay faggot crackas
Young Thug killls gay faggot crackas
DMX kills gay faggot crackas
I kill gay faggot crackas

Are these mostly pasta or are people making these up right now

Lyrical miracle spiritual individual residuals

In your swimming pool

skrt skrt
RAH RAH RAH

SKKKKKKKKKKRTTTTTTTT RAH

BITCHES AND MONEY SKKKKRTTTTTT

100% original hot garbage, freshly scraped from the bottom of the dumpsters that are our minds

why did I laugh at this

...

nigga nigga nigga nigga
scratchin my boypucci like my uncle lester,
he doing time in the Traz for bein a serial molester.
squirrel running in my yard, ah, what, ah, with a nut.
status check: yeah, what, still fondlin that booty butt,
nigga nigga nigga nigga

onga bonga
my dong jus' got longa'

16 inches and it still getting stronga'
SKRT
*dab*

"IM A SPIRITUAL LIRICAL MIRICAL INDIVIDUAL
SPIRITUAL LIRICAL"

ayy nigga damn straight im gay
they call me queer weirdo faggot but i dont cay
niggas ask me do you want dick im like ok
i dont really give a single fuck bout aids
2chainzzzzzz!!!!

...

It’s the Nutshack! (Willie, yee)
It’s the Nutshack! (What’d he say?) (Ayyy!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes!) (Yeeeah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I know that kid!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Don’t forget ya boy, Angel!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (You keep lookin’!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)
It’s the Nutshack!
Hoo-ugh!
Phil’s from ‘Frisco, Jack’s from the PI,
Horatio the Horat, so big-eyed!
Tito Dick “Dickman” baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool, he’s lazy, he still learnin’
‘nother one, Cherry Pie, is still a virgin,
Chita, meet da freak of da week-ah!
Phil’s homegirl, god, Jack wanna keep her,
But it’s not happenin’ neither! (NO!)
Shake it like a seizure,
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather.
Breath that reefer in my lungs,
I got grapes, what you watching, son?!
It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Aaagh!)
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!

ecstasy,
i got jewellery
fire in the hole
piss in the drain
two grams a coke

this a show tonight
with me innit
sure man
coke plug i got molly
fuck you i got jewellery

yeah
yeah

whatever

ok i got this flow
slangin dough
aint a thing
aint it peng
whatever fuck that

(slow drugged part)
fuck them cockroaches
and them snakes man
enemies i got jewellerryryyy
what up a cypher
me, feat me and featuring myself
hahahahaaaaa maaaaan
so turned ah innnnit
(slow ends)

yeah yeah me and dean blunt smoking
smoking what
smoking crack
smoking soap smoking pot
whatever who the plug

aint a thing about him
he going to shoot him
what up nigga
be careful them snakes man
dean blunt do you have what it takes man
ey maan

what breaking in again
two snakes and a plug
i'm on the other team
virgin mary in my mind
but i gotta fiending
inner conflicts aint a thing

fuck this molly its some shit
fucking hoes
i am out of control
what is normal
what is normal
we're all unique

yeah yeah u still with me
or what
yeah
drake you innit man
that uk ting yeah
come on

slanging jewellery
snorting coke
the snakes left me broke
i aint a bout a ting
but i gotta stay a fiend

fiending coke
aint no john travolta
i got gucci cock rings and
i'm feeling the hangover
snorting pills aint for grills
imma go and shoot it up

Faggots all on me looking out for cookies.
Bitches around my dick, Behaving like they are rookies

To many pussies on my dick
All they need is the quick fick

moving as fast as a leopard,
Niggas be looking at it, believing its fucking art


the sun goes down
The moon goes up

the monkeys are waking up
trying to find their fucking bananas
(Fuck niggers)

But end up throwing shit
This is their life, this is it

mmrmbbbllmm aye
bebble imme amme niggas
mmm ebble ebble eb
naahmm niggas imme blebbleblll woop!

2016 style fags

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In the story of my life my dick have been pivotal
spin it around, make it centripetal
The plane of my sex remains fully preserved
no bitch got no torque, angular momentum is conserved

watermelon nigga, net worth getting bigga
salt it up and fill my cup or I will pull the trigga

whack ass meat man, beat em with my hand
twist an jerk til he turn purp get it while I squirt

pineapple dude, fuckin wit my crew
blap blap skrt SSsQWAAAAAA

Yo. dis a few verse I been workin on.

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No one wants your virus

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
Fuck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck
I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'

I rap black with canned ham
It's a poor life style with a cracked back
Carry the weight of my family
And dropped the weight of my sins
What is the point of this acting in life
When you can't have any enjoyment

Go back to redbit. "Spiritual lyrical" is a 2015-era redbit meme.

she get stuck to the toilet seat
hips so big, she rumblin me
asshole so tight, she clogs up the drain
Porthole toilet seat ain't her game

Out, yeah, GRRRRRRRahhhh

ok dis hard

yeah, oh what
oh man god damn
what what
what
yeah
oh what
skrt skrt
grrrrrrrrahhh
yeah
yeah
oh what
oh man god damn
lil boat
yeah o man
diamonds so cold
oh man god damn
yeah yeah
oh what
yeah

I fucked a girl
it made me hurl
like a squirrel

a verse

[Verse]
Why do they hate on me?
Why do they hate on me?
Why do they hate on me?
Why do they hate on me?
You should want me to be great, homie
Why do they hate on me?
Why do they hate on me?
Walk around with all this bank on me
I'm a walkin' bank, homie
I guess that's why they hate on me
Why do they hate on me?
Hate on me
Why you givin' that hatred?
Stop all the hatred
Stop all the fakin'
Woah, woah
Why do they hate on me?
Why do they hate on me?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Why do they hate on me?
Got all this bank on me
Why do they hate on me?
Prolly cause I'm a walkin' bank

[Outro]
It's Lil Boat, it's Lil Boat, it's Lil Boat
Why do they hate on me?
Why do they hate on me?
Lil Boat!

butthurt lil wayne fan

my rap is indisputable,
get ready for your funeral
with beats so sick,
your mom started asking of my phone numeral

What the fuck are on about?

What has my comment even remotely to do with Lil Wayne? I'm more like a butthurt man of good meme taste.

newfag

who's Horat?

Your name's not Courage
but you're cowardly, dog.

>meme supremacy

Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness
Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience
Question: What do these things all have in common?
Everybody knows I'm a motherfucking monster

wat teh fuk is this thread
nigger give me some head
i need a new bread
cuz this one is dead

this rap battle is like my eggs
over easy
ez-pz
i even squash yeezy
get up off me

bitch

Take his bag then smash!
What uncle telling me
Dirty pistol, dirty mask, another felony
Rocks in my mouth, I spit ‘em out when I was sellin’ weed
Choppers was tryna take me out at only seventeen
9 Glock, body rock, this bitch hold 17
Mouth wet, pussy hot, she just was 17 (too young for me)
Cocaine under my nails, working this triple beam
No fingerprints on my shells, too sticky from the lean
I’m on that greedy shit, it’s mine, I ain’t gon’ feed a bitch
Leave you leaking quick, one shot, one kill, Desert Eagle shit
I really got it out the mud, this ain’t no freebie shit
Guess how I got all my muscle, from deleting shit
Hard on the pussy, no old lady, I just borrow the pussy
These niggas thugging for the gram, gon’ record the pussy
Boy you remind me of your bitch, you a bitch
Your address supposed to be a nigga’s ditch
Old pussy ass nigga

I nut in her pussy
I nut her on her face
I nut in her anus and I nut on the bass
*BOOOOM

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

I bet me and Ray J would be friends
If we ain't love the same bitch
Yeah, he might have hit it first
Only problem is I'm rich
Uh
21 Grammys, superstar family
We the new Jacksons, I'm all about that action
I'm about that Farrakhan
Life is a marathon
I'ma shift the paradigm
I'ma turn up every time
I'ma bust a coach's head open on some Diddy shit
If he ever talk to my son like an idiot
One time for a nigga really gettin' it
Two times cause we got the whole city lit
Advice to all my niggas, impregnate Bridget
Soon as she have a baby she gon' make another nigga
Got the Fruit of Islam in the trenches hah?
Even though they know Yeezus is a Christian hah?
She spent her whole check on some Christians
And that girl ain't even religious
Walkin', livin', breathin', girl you know my past well
Hard to believe in God, your nigga got killed
Blac Chyna fuckin' Rob, help him with the weight
I wish my trainer would, tell me what I overate
So when I'm on vacay, I need to kick back
What you want?
You want a boss or an R&B nigga with a six pack?
I need every bad bitch up in Equinox
I need to know right now if you a freak or not
I need every bad bitch up in Equinox
I need to know right now if you a freak or not

NOW

Wait is this song literally about being mentally retarded?

Simple primitive self taught, easing of soul, mind and body
but the symptoms rejected my cave-man modus operandi
So now it's one fish belly up through medicated mileage
shrinks that get $250 an hour for awkward silence

Wicked, wihed, wayo, weh
weh, weh, weh, weh
hol' up
weho, weh, weho, weh
uh
wick, weh, weh, weh

alright wheres my invoice

I got bond money
Sean John money
P Diddy money
Sean Carter money
Jay Z money
I got all the money
Gotta make all that money
Gotta get all that money
I need all that money bitch
What you call that money bitch
Balling
Spalding
Got some killas down up in New Orleans
Killas on the west, Chicago
Them my vatos
But they no lacking
Bitch they off 'em
And they so goddamn awful, aye
Just bought a 4-0
I ain't buying no 4-0's no mo
I'm tired of those, aye
Buy some Mac's now, aye
Macs up at ya nose, fuck nigga
At yo door
Astronaut, I'm getting extra money
Extra slow, extra far
To the top, getting guap
With your thot
Know she know Almighty
Boy you know she want Almighty
She'll be going for Almighty
Where you going with Almighty?
And I'm gloin'
I got my pistol and I'm blowing
Too many niggas, let it pass
Next time, I'ma get they ass
Fuck niggas got my chain
Slide through, blow a nigga brains
What? I ain't tripping mane
Why? Cause bitch I'm getting cream
I said bond 5-0
Gave you the chain and said pawn that now
20 thousand cash, pay for that
Nigga that's your ass, play with that
Heard you tryna sing for a 10 band
What the fuck is going in, man?
On, man
Going in man, going strong man
Smoking strong, 'bout to smoke a lung man
Money, what I'm on it
Catch you in traffic, Reese money up man
Smoking tha, tooka
My bitch she taking that hookah
All of you, all of me
All of we
She ain't choosing, just all of we
All of us, I got all the cars
Big ass house, all the stars

bout 2 nut
wanna cut
my big wrists
(big ass wrists)
for chains n
other shit
watches yeah
bout 2 jizz
das da shizz
hol up secs
have the sex
im u.s.
not a mex
donald trump? yeah
hes racist
(damn damn damn)
and yeah hes
sexist 2
(wo wo wo)
im gay, hey
are you gay
i will say
u must pay
eat from tray
bout to splode
in the mode
of jizz town
cum city
im pretty?
confetti
machete
gay ass shit
bout 2 spit
from my cock
cum in sock
get the shock
from the lock
static pain
let it rain
my jism
nuke fission

you don't have fucking killers anywhere

spit a verse which worse than a hearse
kick a kitten and glare at a purse
you're so rehearsed you need a nurse
and you're the worst burst of berry lemonade and I'm cursed by the charade
artisan I'm hand made
cause my mama got pregnant from a handjob with toothpaste
zip the zipper on your body bag cause this is a closed case
pass the aux cord jammin rammstein post haste
I'm the best like ya guessed i'm in first place
splash my mashed potatoes
in a flash my gash tomatoes
blood from my gut is smut but pussy poops tornados

Nigga bitch thot ho
watch me crank it watche me roll
watch me check these digits bruh
like superman on a roll now watch me

Nigga poopy big butts
Monkeys wrapping fish sluts
Parking ticket
Saggin britches
Shot by a white cop
Please suckle my cock
Bitch walk
Big cock
I have
MUH DICK
YUH
*monkey screech

I'm fucking depressed and my life is trash
but I'm still here writing these bars for fags
I might as well just go ahead and die today
I smell like shit, I'm useless and got no money
I came in my own mouth yesterday that shit was gay
nigga promised 50 bucks for live streaming it
then he disappeared when I did and I hated it

like my dad