Remeber her from yesterday? You know the rules!

Remeber her from yesterday? You know the rules!

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Sorry, I thought you were a guy

Okay this is going to take a lot out of me *wipes sweat off forehead* *clears throat* *straightens fedora*. Will you- erhm...consider going on a date with me? *waits patiently for reply*

Fuck. Stand by.

Seriously though, I want you in my ass

It hurts...

say nothing and send this

few minutes later say oh fuck your not my mom

I don't expect a response.

rolling

You do know you can't send pics on tinder right?

unmatching in 3...2...1..

Still no response...

the game is over faget

i thought you could now

No just gifs.

When can I come round and fuck that sweet ass.

Next one. Dubs!

Oops thought you were a guy

Okay this is going to take a lot out of me *wipes sweat off forehead* *clears throat* *straightens fedora*. Will you- erhm...consider going on a date with me? *waits patiently for reply*

ayy girl how's that ass feel? let's just be friends

Fuck you dude get outta here.

By an open person i hope you mean you open dem legs up so i can stick a big ole meatstick up in there

7zip

God damn it. Stand by.

Delivrar

the fuck kind of opener is that?

stick stick stick stick stick stick stick meatstick stick

Ask this guy

ay bitch, you don't want this meetus?

I want you to shove legos up my asshole while a group of niggers fucks you in front of me and then spit the cum in my mouth

Reroll

Nigs, wut u downloadin?

these are my favorite kinds of threads

>"niggers fucks you"

WAT

Yo gurls nudes.

Reaction pics mostly...

I promise you i have a big penis, according to my dad

I AM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY UNLESS YOU SEND ME NUDES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING WHALE OF A CUNT!

NOT YOU AGAIN!!!

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Lol, jk!

Funny joke, right?

how would you feel about me jamming an octopus up your ass and fucking your pussy while you the octopus gently caresses my ballsack?

also, yes, it's me :3 I missed you too OP

Going for the third win?

Sup Forums is never gonna get you laid OP.

Good thing it seems like you don't have any trouble on your own.

Got a response.

I will only be attracted to you if you tattoo Nicolas Cage's face on your tits

I am happy with what ever I can get

Dubs or trips next. Stay the fuck out of it.

speaking of blowing, are you free tonight?

I think you know I won't

Rollin for this.

GIVE ME NUDES OR ILL COME TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND MAKE YOU

rolling for this.

Roll

You should blow me
away

Roll

rollan

Roll for this.

I don't have any condoms, do you mind if we use some cheese sauce instead? It works as both a lube and a spermicide. plus it tastes good!

roll roll roll

this is a good one OP

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OP Roll. Liking these blow puns

rr

Rolling on the river.

winrwar

if OP is anything like last night, he won't count rolls, only original posts

yeeeeeee

rrr

do it already

Do you have kik so i can send you weiner pictures

of mine of course, i wouldn't show you my siblings or dads weiner pictures

Trips win

Can I stretch out your nipples and tie them in a knot so that we can make the joke "don't get your titties in a knot"?

...

How about this girl, you come over I put some chicken nuggets in the oven you can have all the burnt ones, then I fuck you without a condom?

Just a heads up, i cum pretty fast

trips confirm the winning of trips, confirming the roll of a previous roll. TRIPCEPTION

GLENDALE 12 MILES AWAY. REPORTING IN FROM CANOGA PARK.

Rolling for "idk what to say so I've asked a bunch of perverts online for advice. I showed them your picture and they want to see you naked. Lemme see that puss?

Not doing that.

Say "do you like krabby patties, because I like only the the strongest of odor fish smell from pussy that I eat."

you broke it faggot

Not California.

figures you would post the roll win just to spite me... I had to fight last night to get any wins...

Now yous just lying.

Just keeps getting gets!

Nice trips

bump

Keep the thread alive so she can respond anons!

Well I'm smart this time, I'm saving my posts for AFTER she replies...

I wan u 2 squeeze our pp till a lil puss puss cum out

Oh my

I fucking won like 4 times last night but it was before she replied so you stiffed me... so fucking many rules with this one...

Rules are one get per response. Congrats on your gets last night tho.

I'm Dick Harrison, and this is my porn shop. I work here with my daddyand my son, Big Cock. Everything in here has an erection and a price. One thing I've learned after 69 years- you never know WHAT is gonna cum through that door.

fucking sucks when these bitches are slow to respond...

Phoenix bud.

Send her hentai

I agree.

She works at a bookstore. Wouldn't be surprised if she was into it.

I have so many good ways to keep OP's dick dry... fucking sucks when I have to wait so they have a chance...