So I chopped up some Jalapenos about an hour ago, touched my dick, and now its been burning for about 20 minutes...

So I chopped up some Jalapenos about an hour ago, touched my dick, and now its been burning for about 20 minutes. How do I make it stop burning?

cut it off with the same knife

literally milk on your dick man

dip your cock in milk

rub dairy on it?

Don't have milk.

This, you need to fap with milk lube.

kill yourself

Take a shower for once in your life, faggot

Fuck a tub of ice cream

You shouldn't touch yourself - you could go blind.

go to sleep. got that shit on my hands after cutting habaneros and nothing worked, no soap and water, rubbing alcohol, vinegar etc will take it out, only time

Do you have Tiger Balm OP?

That happened to me whilst making a pizza. Pour milk on it.

Bowl of rice.

Don't have milk? Point your dick straight up in the air making a piss fountain and just piss all over your dick. This will sooth the burn, just like a jellyfish sting.

wash dick with dish soap to remove burny oils

jalepenos are spicy because of the acid content. you can neutralize acids with bases. if you've got nothing else put your dick in bleach srs

just scrub your dick with oil the clean it off with soap and water

this works

source: personal experience

Fuck a block of cheese or put dick in yogurt

>implying jalapenos are spicy

all i'm seeing is that you're a weak fuck OP. Try it with a ghost pepper next time. my dick will never be the same.

Get mexi street trash to lick it off

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I heard bengay is good for helping the burning

My friend and I made some really spicy salsa one day, then sucked each other off, our cawks were on fire lol

Bleach is corrosive... wouldn't recommend it. Kek

my mouth can take the heat, but my body can't, apparently....

you can wait it out or apply bengay to the affected area it should nullify the burning sensation

Cut up more jalapenos then finger your ass until you cum

major kek

Don't touch yourself - it's a sin

Piss on your dick.

milk?, tell someone to cum on your dick then

you ever take chem m8?
you can change the pH of any aqueous solution closer to 7 by diluting it with water
while i was hoping OP would bath his dick in bleach that's not what i meant lol