So I chopped up some Jalapenos about an hour ago, touched my dick, and now its been burning for about 20 minutes. How do I make it stop burning?
So I chopped up some Jalapenos about an hour ago, touched my dick, and now its been burning for about 20 minutes...
cut it off with the same knife
literally milk on your dick man
dip your cock in milk
rub dairy on it?
Don't have milk.
This, you need to fap with milk lube.
kill yourself
Take a shower for once in your life, faggot
Fuck a tub of ice cream
You shouldn't touch yourself - you could go blind.
go to sleep. got that shit on my hands after cutting habaneros and nothing worked, no soap and water, rubbing alcohol, vinegar etc will take it out, only time
Do you have Tiger Balm OP?
That happened to me whilst making a pizza. Pour milk on it.
Bowl of rice.
Don't have milk? Point your dick straight up in the air making a piss fountain and just piss all over your dick. This will sooth the burn, just like a jellyfish sting.
wash dick with dish soap to remove burny oils
jalepenos are spicy because of the acid content. you can neutralize acids with bases. if you've got nothing else put your dick in bleach srs
just scrub your dick with oil the clean it off with soap and water
this works
source: personal experience
Fuck a block of cheese or put dick in yogurt
>implying jalapenos are spicy
all i'm seeing is that you're a weak fuck OP. Try it with a ghost pepper next time. my dick will never be the same.
Get mexi street trash to lick it off
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I heard bengay is good for helping the burning
My friend and I made some really spicy salsa one day, then sucked each other off, our cawks were on fire lol
Bleach is corrosive... wouldn't recommend it. Kek
my mouth can take the heat, but my body can't, apparently....
you can wait it out or apply bengay to the affected area it should nullify the burning sensation
Cut up more jalapenos then finger your ass until you cum
major kek
Don't touch yourself - it's a sin
Piss on your dick.
milk?, tell someone to cum on your dick then
you ever take chem m8?
you can change the pH of any aqueous solution closer to 7 by diluting it with water
while i was hoping OP would bath his dick in bleach that's not what i meant lol