Character calls up a pizza place

>Character calls up a pizza place
>"YES, A LARGE PIZZA PLEASE"
>Doesn't say what kind it is

What?

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>coin slicing pepperoni.

>Tfw tried Pineaple pizza a couple of days ago and liked it after a lifetime of loathing it

What's happenning to me bruhs.

>phone call
>every character always hangs up without saying goodbye
In real life that would be considered rude as fuck... right? I don't actually know, I text everyone I know.
I lied, I don't text anyone. I don't have friends.

How are you supposed to do it, oh wise user?

The Lot
(No anchovies)

>Gets pizza delivered
>doesn't have crippling anxiety over how much to tip
>doesn't end up botching the conversation with the delivery guy by saying "You Too" after he tells then to enjoy the food

>delivery driver shows up
>she's super qt
>tip her more just because she's qt

Those Jews at the pizzeria know what they're doing

What is this picture trying to say?

They both look awful.

You grew up. Pineapple is the patrician's topping.

I only tip 1 buck no matter what

but now that you mention it all the chicks that deliver here are like actually hot as fuck

now I know why

If they have girls delivering, that's probably not an authentic Italian place tbqh

There's a qt little twink at the pizza place near me that always delivers my pizza. I swear he must fight off the other drivers for it too because he knows he's getting like 75% just because I want to tongue-fuck him

At the bar
>"I'll have a beer."
>Bartender doesn't ask what kind
>no one specifies, generic yellow foamy liquid in mug arrives

It almost works if the character is supposed to be intimidating, implying the bartender is too nervous to ask. Which is still kind of a stretch.

>be Australian
>no ridiculous tipping culture present in country due to poorly designed minimum wage system
>get to eat a wider variation of pizzas with more nutritious toppings

Extra American tears on mine please.

>not ordering online
>not having a set tip amount you pay in advance

Tips are basically just bribes for good service anyway, just give them a nice tip upfront and you'll get quick delivery. Tipping at the door is as dumb as using cash in the first place.

Where do you get pizza from m8?

I'm sick of Dominos and Pizza hut.

Post what you usually get fagets

>pineapple and jalapeño

>more nutritious toppings

Those are the same toppings you can get in America. You're not eating anything more nutritious, you're only deluding yourself.

i say "what do you want" when i answer the phone

it enrages me when people use phone etiquette like it's the fucking 50s. WE CAN SEE CALLER ID, MOM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF

You know some places simply have only basic beer in the tap, if you want to be more specific you gotta order a bottle of beer

A fucking hot dog

> be not American
> have never seen a female food delivery person in my life

d-do you guys actually have qts delivering food?

Napoletana.

Olives, anchovies, oregano.

>he fell for the credit card meme

Be nice to your mom.

Why are Australians so poorly educated? Does the whole island just not give a shit about it?

>d-do you guys actually have qts delivering food?

Yes, regularly. There are cute girls in all tipped jobs because they inherently make more from horny morons like: So it's way more lucrative than any other minimum wage job if you're an attractive female.

>Pineapple
>Olives
>Red peppers

true, it just always feels like a writing shortcut when I hear it. I think I'd believe it more if it's not in a modern setting. Like an old tavern or something.

>buy things using credit card
>never spend more than I can afford or more than I have in my checking account
>pay off in full well before the due date because the money is on hand in my account
>never pay a cent of interest because interest is only applied to balances carried between billing cycles
>if someone steals it, cancel it and deny all charges
>if a shady merchant overcharges it, deny the charges
>money stays safe and buying things is 10x more convenient

Yeah, what a fucking meme, right? I'm such a fool.

>Character ordering pizza for multiple people
>Orders one large pizza instead of getting everyone their own individual pizza

calm down man he was just memeing

>You know some places simply have only basic beer in the tap

And even those places have multiple types of basic shit beer. There does not exist a place that serves beer where you can order "a beer" and not get asked what kind. Even if the choices are Bud Light and Miller Lite, you still get a fucking choice. It's like sitting down and saying, "I'll have a pop."

>Stop thinking about qt girls
>Using real money is dumb, g-goy
>Just pay upfront and ask no questions!

At least our cheese actually IS cheese - unlike the plastic malk derived shit you scrawny little goybois are forced to suckle on.

I give them $3 and change (about a 30% tip when I order my $10 pizza) when placing my order and they bring me my pizza fast and hot. Why would I bother trying to figure out a different amount every time or fumble with cash? Either they got the pizza to me or they didn't, there's not a lot involved here, delivery driving is simple. You might be thinking, "But what if they suck SO BAD at delivering that they bring it to you cold even after that big tip?" Well, I call the place and tell them and they'll give me a free replacement order I can go pick up, and then I can just not frequent their shit establishment any more.

As for the qts, what do you think you'll gain from tipping cute girls more? What's really the fucking point? They're service industry workers, they're not going to date you for giving them a bigger tip. You're just wasting money for literally no reason.

Your friends are assholes.

Patrician combo bro.

Well maybe the character is a usual to the bar and the bartender already knows which beer he gets.

>mushrooms
>that's fucking it

Thanks bro.

What are you, fuckin 14?

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this is 10 dollars in america

Actually. How much is a pizza in America?

In my country it's by far the most viable fast food to get. Like for the price of a McDonalds meal you can get an entire pizza instead.

>I give them $3 and change (about a 30% tip when I order my $10 pizza)
Living in America sounds like hell sometimes.

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>that'll be $10 plus a $40 tip and $100000 for the insulin shots please

That's just a lunchable for kids, dude. $3

If that. Its probably considered a snack or even a free sample at the markets.

Try pineapple+pepperoni or pineapple+spicy italian sausage

the zest going with the sweetness is orgasmic

Same

Wow, that's pretty fucking gay.

i'll give it a try next week, thanks for the tip pal.

Onion, Sausage, Bell Peppers

>order pizza online
>don't have to deal with the nerve racking exchange of money

length wise

>not knowing people who call get better deals
>not knowing everyone at the pizzeria laughs at autists who do it online and craft them inferior pizza pies

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>orgasmic

hey baby, show me your tits

I'd marry this wise slut desu senpai

>character is talking on the phone
>person on other end hangs up
>dial tone

This always bothers me

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>You get a free Pepsi if you order is over 40 minutes!
>arrives after 90
>pizza is cold
>no Pepsi
>expects a fucking tip
>calls me a kike as he walks away

>character doesn't tip the bartender

Do americans really do this?

Smoked salmon, shrimp, pineapple, half a pepper, parmezan and oregano. All fresh.

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