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even we have one...

We're with you Brits. Won't let you alone.

It's the first day, you retarded fin. We're gonna dominate when the track & field shit starts.

Why are we so relevant

>Finland

KEK

You probably have the second highest sports budget after USA and you can't even win a single medal

a british swimmer just broke the world record in the 100m breastroke heat

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Because of Brazils shitty roads.
Can't even cycle on them.

>Dinamarca

Actually, no. We don't have a budget. Our sports are funded entirely by donations and sponsorships.

No federal money goes to training or equipping the athletes.

>THE HIGHEST SPORTS BUDGET AND CAN'T WIN A MEDAL

>TFW SHITE '''''''''''''''''''''BRITISH''''''''''''''''''''' GENES

Yeah. That kind of makes it worse for the Brits doesn't it?

Still, there are plenty of events left where the competitors have to sit down. They should do fine.

First day and we've already broken a world record.

So far so good.

I hope UK doesn't win a single medal

>You probably have the second highest sports budget after USA

How wrong.

>finland really wants to unleash the dragon

We're just being polite, it'd be rude to go and take a turd on Brazil straight away

wait until we get in the velodrome niggas

>people don't remember London 2012
>took forever for a gold to come in
>suddenly start winning

We won't beat China, Russia or USA because their population is hacks (and doping of course).

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lol what a spastic. imagine being from some boring third world frozen shithole like finland where literally nothing happens.

Brits usually dominate when the real fun begins

Yeah I sure am missing those Sharia controlled zones that first world countries have.

I hope you get shot by an angry black man

Says the pole cleaning a british toilet with his deformed head

>posting a medal table from before the olympics were over to make it look like the US didn't finish 1st in gold
>not sorting by total medal count

ISHYGDDT

>break a world record
>don't get a medal

what is finland even known for? if you disappeared, nobody would give a single fuck. no wonder your suicide rate is so high

We will Beat Russia though. We will come third behind the ameriswims and the 6 trillion man strong Chinese

Britain has 0 medals per capita

Didn't even see that. UK still came 3rd though either way.

>total medal count
Why are Americans so obsessed with losing?

Uk could've been first if the americans, chinese and the russians stopped doping

>not sorting by total medal count

ah yes. 99 Gold medals are not as good as 100 bronze medals

if they all dope chances are we do to

>It will never be the 2012 Olympics again.

Hold me brit bros.

CAN'T BEAT THE PEAT

Would you like some Belgian spice in your french fries, sir?

You just wait until the indoor cycling and the rowing starts Genghis.

Britain hasn't won a soccer medal since 1912.

what went wrong?

2012 was a hell of a year. Probably the best of the 10s so far

What made it that good? I mostly agree, I just want to hear another perspective on that .

Labour and their floating voters

>Britain hasn't won a soccer medal since 1912.
and?
America hasn't won a being a stupid, smug, fat bastard piece of shit has cool ranch on his chips and cool ranch on his burger bacon chugging fat cunt wanker PRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK RANCH RANCH RANCH BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTESTING MEDAL SINCE EVER AND YOU INVENTED THAT DIDN'T YOU?

Fucking prick, fuck off. Britain WILL beat the US in these games. Easily. EASILY.

Haha, this the exact same shit like 4 years ago with no british medal events in the early days.

Good times.

:^)

Boris will make sure you win

wew lad

brits can't win any events that don't involve a vehicle

Queens diamond jubilee
London Olympics
great summer weather
My Last year of secondary school
lost my virginity to a 8/10 at a house party
hung out with the lads and had bbqs with beer and weed down by the riverside all summer

Just some of the things - Everything just seemed better in 2012 than all the other years so far.

Holy fucking shit you mad

Lad...

>the obsession never ends

The 2012 Olympics started the same way and we did very well in that.

The olympics are not about medals bro.

Here's your (You), faggot. Now go stand in the corner for a time out.

It's the taking part that counts, lads.

>"Great" Britain

my sides

>finishing 4th in total medal count
>"""""well"""""

>Britain WILL beat the US in these games.
kek. America wins first gold of the olympics and is tied for first already. UK: 0-0-0 stay mad faggot. Watch basketball in a half hour and see the glory of american athleticism when our team of backup superstars beats china by 80

Fucking hell calm down lad

>Being fourth in your home territory is well in bongland

Weren't most of those medals from cycling and horse fucking?

Settle down John Oliver

>3rd
>good

>tfw less medals than Uzbekistan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>FINLAND
>0
>MEDALS

The funny thing is that we'll end up in the top 5 easily, while you'll struggle to make the top 60.

Bit harsh

all their medals come from cycling and horse shit you fucking mongs, literally every event

>the city of england

>being beaten by Uzbekistan
wew

too obvious, reddit. not screencapping this

>1 gold medal

WOOO

>its a woman

aw fuck.

>his country hasn't even broken a world record yet

Are you people even trying?

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You're giving our flag a bad name lad

>breaks record in practice.

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reminder

ah, the per capita meme. How I've missed it.

>it's happening again

>there's no more friendship

good thread

A bunch of American athletes had GoFundMes in order to get to Rio

Imagine how hard we'd dominate if we used government money

"we"

>mfw Bangladesh gets a medal before the UK

>What is Romania

The velodrome isn't ready yet

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kek mad ass fuck

>2/10
Fishing for >(You)s

Maybe if praying towards Mecca and curry cooking are events they will have a chance.

>7 gold

fuck this country and fuck the dopelympics

Only day 1

>needing more than one day to get a medal

Your medal is from shooting

>Amerishoots

Our 1 is more than your 0. Looks like there's more than enough salt in your curry, m7.

STILL 0 BOYS

dont be so racist

i hope that american gets shot by any man woman or child on the planet regardless of creed or colour.
the important thing to remember is that the american gets shot.