My gf says "dont worry, youre normal," but

my gf says "dont worry, youre normal," but........
IS my dick small?

phone for reference.

Show more of the phone plz.

Looool yes it is

It looks like an upside down ice cream cone

its in my moms room, i cant wake her up

im supposed to be asleep, schools tomorrow

It depends. Are you asian at all?

no, swedish-german

Put next to ruler on inches side if it's even that big and then tell me why it's mutilated af and looks like something id see in geometry class

At least talk about it, I'm trying to jerk off here. What model is it? Custom ringtone?

what kinda phone is that ?

Do it pleb

Kek

Dude the head looks like a tree that's about to get chopped down TIMBERRR

Then yes, youre small.

But its not all bad, you can still win big in life.

All you gotta do is make it your mission to edge yourself, whenever you play with your dick from now on, make it a mission to last as long as possible.

Basically, train yourself to be a marathon runner of dick pulling.

Then, by the time your out and about shagging socially, youll have the stamina of a diesel engine.

Guaranteed from an older user, she dont want size, she wants staying power. Some bitches you could plow with a bus when you get into it, and they wouldn't know any different.

She dont want a foot long, she wants to fuck long.

Never change, Sup Forums. Never change.

Samsung g4300, with voicemail function

fuck.
>you have a little dick
>better masturbate constantly
not what i wanted

Jesus fucking Christ op your dick looks so weird

Oh fuck that's hot. Do you use to call your fucking grandma? Do you call that fucking slut? Does she like it when you call her? Huh?

no my grandma's dead, the phone cant call ghosts user!

just my mama

no, op, u're normal... duh... confidence, bro!

Think of it more like this....
>you have a little dick
>youre GOING to masturbate constantly, who doesnt.
>learn to work with what you have early. earlier than others.
>win 10 fold when older and realise size doesnt matter.

What do you think girls with small tits do? They go through the same shit every day.

Size dont matter son, its what you do with it.

probably one of if not the ugliest dick i have ever seen in my life

Omfg! You mom must love getting calls from her bad little boy. Bad little boy been bad at school? Does mommy need to pick you up?

Its gotta be the angle.... but its pretty sorry looking in those shots, yeah.