Is this the most quotable movie of all time?

Is this the most quotable movie of all time?

When you girls are done kissing, I'VE GOT SOME ASS-KICKING FOR YOU!

He's out there, rotting like a papaya. While we're in here, living the good life!

IF YOU'VE GOT AN ASS ILL KICK IT

You guys go that way, I'll go home!

I ROCK AND RULE ALL DAY LONG

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!

YOU KNOW THE RULES FAGGOT.

was gonna post this :)

Uhhhhh TACO BELL TACO BELL

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT

>"I DON'T KNOW'

YER DAYS ARE OVAH MISTA

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Nyugahhhhhh!

>All those quotes flashing in my head in real time.

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Lemurs go phh phh, koalas go beh...

no...

TIGER TIGER TIGER BIRD BIRDY

>yes, a tiny net is a death sentence, its a net...and its tiny

eenie meenie miney moe I wonder where my glove will go.

Muh man

That's not Napoleon Dynamite.

>I'm a man too you know. I go peepee standing up

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You may call me...Betty

FACE TO FOOT STYLE

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

I am a great magician...your clothes are red

Not at all

This barely has any, just the first scene and one or two other lines like "hothead".

Kung Pow is 100% quotable.

I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We trained him wrong as a joke

I'm bleeding, making me the victor!

>Still waiting for Kung Pow 2

>Never will get Kung Pow 2

Tell me...if you see a radioshack

Let me know ... if you see ... a Radioshack.

Master Tang:
Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe:
Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

But...isn't Betty a girl's name?

Why I oughta!

user, I have some news for you...

HUH, BIG DEAL
UP AND OVER

Now we'll see... WHO'S THE BEST

>not mean girls

We're children, we're children, WE'RE CHILDREN!!!

Such a cute baby

Bye bye!

WE ARE BOTH VENTRILOQUISTS AND WE PRACTICE EVERY DAY

Holy fuck this thread is reddit af. I'm cringing at you losers

From this day forward, you will all refer to me. By the name of... Betty.

OK, so here were my options:

A) Quickly roll sideways, dodge the claw, then take him with a spinning bird kick or
B) Take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die

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Should've gone with A.

..............
woof

Only the first five minutes of that are quotable.

Someone get this hothead out of here

He told me there would be a chosen one.
>"There would be a chosen one."
Then, he told me of its significance.
>"It will be significant."
And then... he killed the dog.