ITT: We are all on a road trip together

ITT: We are all on a road trip together.

None of us have cars. Trip over.

Hey let me plug my phone into the aux.
I want to play the same shitty trap music we've all heared way to many times.

If you want you kids can come with me. I got a real nice white van

I rented a bus. Trip is back on.

Cant. Its plugged with jizz.

Can we stop? I have to pee...

I HAVE TO SHIT

No I told you to go per an hour ago

We literally juat got on the road.... Why didnt you go earlier?

We dropping you off at the next gas station

Are we there yet?

ARE WE THERE YET?

Where are we even going?

You can gtfo.

Shut your mouth Timmy, you'll enjoy this fucking road trip if you like it or not, or else we'll pull over and you'll get the belt again.

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with OP.

Lori was supppaed to plan something. Anyone seen her?

Oh! Oh! Is it a faggot?

Can we pick up that hitchhiker? Some asshole sprayed tomato juice on him.

What about now?

I'm noticing a lack of bottlebro.

Is it faget

ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALLAH AKBAAAAAAAAAAR ALLAH AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR *BOOM*

OH LOOK, FAGGOTS!!

Lori died man, the funeral was Wednesday.

Someone shit in the back of the bus

Winrar

Say it again.

Was me, toilet was full.

sausage party then

Are

does anyone have a beer bottle i have to pee

Well shit. I guess we just wing it.

We

There

I cut anons face off and steal the aux. I play some bomb ass Melvins/Mudhoney/L7, because its not udder garbage

Yet

to the pool

There

Pee out the window

...

Ooh, world's oldest furball. Can we stop?

>udder

Hey you bought a friend

Nah... Its just a manifestation of the voices in my head.

Hey dudes can we stop at the gas station, i need a few redbulls and a lot of ecstasy for wherever we're going, and i know a guy here

Let's not, that's my mentrual blood collection bottle. It was about to burst so I threw it out the window.

I'm out of Tampax. Any subs up for a frothy mix of blackman and bloodclots?

Raises hand

I think we have a problem...

>Nah... Its just a manifestation of the voices in my head.

How do you like my mind meld project?

(subliminal)
Become a trap!
(/subliminal)

Did any of you fuckers pack our food?

*sleeps through being on fire, as this is my natural state

I guess lighting my Taco Bell fart was a bad idea.

(puts out fire)

It only got the interior. Drive on!

You really shouldn't give me shrooms next time, cos I can see him as well

I have energy drinks and party drugs does that count?

>Did any of you fuckers pack our food?

I did. Let me know how you like the ranch dressing and tartar sauce. We have to ration it so it's 1 guy, 1 jar.

>one guy, one jar
Sounds kinky

I'll have a jam jar, minus the jam thanks

Brought my own. I live by the 'teach a man to fish' principle.

Ive got a half bag of combos.

uhh, you dont get to bring friends

Claws anons eyes out for combos

He didn't bring him, he bought him.

was getting bought part of your plan?

Fuck you. Theyre still mine

Well they are in MY stomach, along with the torn remnants of your eyes so really what IS mine or yours anymore

Dad, I don't know how to pump gas. You never showed me how and no one else did either... but also, I'm 7... fuck you dad! (true story)

You blind him, I'll get the bag, we split the combos 70/30 your favor.

I want the eyeballs.

I already ate all of both, i can stick my fingers down my throat and bring them back if you want

Shit, beat me to them while I was posting.

We need moar eyes. Let's pick up hitch hikers.

Better hurry faggot.

Does anyone know if this cars insured?

alright let me put something on
>you just put this on an hour ago

Okay deal

Melon ballers work well on eyes. We need mass production to feed the group.

WILL YOU STOP TOUCHING ME!?@!@ MOOOOOOOOOM! He won't stop touching me!!!!

shouldve asked that before you ran us into a cliff dude

Daddy's going to touch you in another way if you dont shut the fuck up ya lil shit

It's a love injection. Bite the pillow for a while and you'll loosen up.

Take the cock or no tendies for you.

God dammit I knew Vincent was a ghost

*Opens door and falls out onto highway at high speed* later taters

try it... try it... stick your head out of the window and open your mouth and try to breath... try it... try it!

The blue bus
Is calling us
The blue bus
Is calling us
Driver where you takin us

Hit by an on coming car as he gives his last speech.

Stop!! Get that fuckers eyes before the crows do

Can we pull over for tendies?

STOP FUCKING WITH THE RADIO

user awoke before dawn
He put his boots on
He took a face from a sleeping victim and he
Walked on down the aisle

But I like this song

He went to the room where his sister he wants to fuck lived and he..
Paid a visit to his brother and then he..
HE WALKED ON DOWN THE HALL!

Herd of wild giga nigga's come and jack the bus

At least the nigga can drive, I'll give him that

And he came to a door
And he looked inside
"Father?"
"Yes 30 year old son"
"I want to kill you."
"Mother? I want to... FUKK YOU AND TAKE OUT MY SELF HATE ON YOIR VAGINA DJHEBDKEHQBHEHDRAHAAAAAHHHH REEEEEE! REEEEE!

Quick hide the grape soda or they will never leave

Anyone got food? Hungry as fuck here.

a stranger is hitchhiking.
shall we stop and take him?

Nah. Run over for 50 points. 100 if nigger

*fat user*
th-the d-dog
a-ate it a-all

Hey! Why is there cum in my chex mix?