Thanks for taking me to lunch, user!

>Thanks for taking me to lunch, user!

I want to coat your braces in cum.... I mean... You're welcome.

Take me to your home so i can thank 'you' later.

...

what u want sum dick?

ha! :)

Are you a dude? Like, have a weewee down there? Sorry, i couldnt tell when we first met.

Glad you enjoyed it. Tits or gtfo.

By the way, you are paying.

Fuck gender roles.

Broke SJW spotted

No problem, i just love being nice to girls. Anything else i can do for you today? I know you like that good-looking guy from work, i can speak to him so he can ask you out ok ? :) Such a warm feeling doing nice things for someone.

I wish you existed.

Did you fully brush your teeth just asking?

Um excuse me? I am a man thank you very much..

My hard earned dollar should not be expected to pay for a woman's dinner. Women have jobs now, just like men. They can share the responsibility of paying for a consensual dinner between two adults.

Fucking beta queer about you take bottom every night.

>hm? yeah sure, it's nothing

WHAT IS THIS EVEN

It's called a date

She is GORGEOUS

Like the ones in the animes I watch?

Her fb ?

Just like that, only it costs more and you don't get laid

>thanks for lunch user
>My previously unmentioned boyfriend also likes this place
>he is coming to town Friday to get some of those rare records I talked to you about on our three hour long phone call last night
>He is just in town for the weekend, I've missed him so much so I won't be able to hang out, if you know what I mean
>Thanks for lunch