The Fresh Prince of Autism, or how Grand Theft Auto changed my life

The Fresh Prince of Autism, or how Grand Theft Auto changed my life

This is a true story btw, prepare for wall of greentext

>Be me
>Be 14
>Literally look like pic related, without the glasses
>Never diagnosed with autism, but my social skills were so absent I think I am
>New high school opening in my neighborhood, apply and get in because no one else wanted me
>Nervous cause I have no friends (I was pretty much the white kid you'd think is a school shooter in middle school, so autistic i lost my friends)
>On my birthday I get Xbox 360 with GTA IV
>Become obsessed with game as I use it to destress
>Idolize Niko Bellic
>Heissocool.jpg
>Go to high school, immediately gain rep among the freshmen as creepy kid (we are the first class and had only 80 kids)
>Decide to remain mute because everything I say is fucking retarded
>Do this for weeks
>Meanwhile Niko is filling my head with quotes, ideas about the meaning of life
>Relate Niko's climb to the top of Liberty City's underworld to my position at the bottom of the social ladder, resolve to climb it
>Go to school the next day, force myself into the clan of undesirable weebs that make up the bottom caste
>Take that shit over IMMEDIATELY, they have no leader and see me as a cool guy for hanging out with them
>Branch out, eventually get on good terms with basically everybody, they think i am weird but a very nice guy
>Thank you Based Niko

I have alot more of the story if anyone is interested

Go on...

Don't be a faggot. Just post it

Fucking Niko...

>Around Christmas, cute 7/10 latin gril messages me on facebook (I live in miami so mostly everyone is latin except for me, a pasty white kike)
>We message for months, get real close in school
>I am playing GTA San Andreas now, begin to listen to nigger music because I legitimately think this will buy me points with swagfag upper caste cool kids
>She finds it endearing, whiteboy who loves rap, cool kids think its hilarious that I can rap The Chronic from memory
>Begin dating girl, autism kicks in
>Tell her i love her like two weeks in lmao, she loves me too because hormones
>Faggotinlove.jpg
>Force myself into group of friends, they are all relatively popular (note at this point I have abandoned my weeb friends, they are now useless to me, although they all still like me)
>They sort of like me
>People think me being weird is an act, I play it off, they think i am the funniest kid ever
>Holy shit Based God Bellic is a fucking inspiration to all aspiring autists
>Taking woodshop with the cool kids
>Play cards with them everyday now, on really good buddy buddy terms with them
>People actually like me, but I'm still not a cool kid
>"We have reached the top of the pile, Niko!"
>School ends, go back to playing GTA religiously
>My gf takes a break with me because I am literally spending all of my time playing GTA
>Waiting intensely for GTA V to come out (it is 2013 now)
>Haven't spoken to friends in months, losing all social skills because my life is all about living it up in Liberty City...

post fag

There is no way you don't have autism

go on dude

Wow thanks, I was gonna browse porn threads but you peaked my interest, cunt

It's piqued you fuck head

>Sophomore year
>Single and ready to mingle
>Jk, ex-gf wants me again
>Oh yeah baby
>Realize quickly that I am still fucking autistic and now because I haven't been hanging with anyone I am now totally deficient of social skills
>GTA V comes out, play it a fucking lot but not as much as IV, begin to realize i need to reconnect with my friends
>Having trouble with the family
>Dad is fat lazy fuck who yells at us and drinks and shit, extremely insecure and controlling over mom and mom and brother and I all hate him
>Grandmother falls and breaks leg
>She goes to hospital
>Mom and brother go up to Ocala to see her
>She's dying
>Mom sends bro home, dad sees him home without mom
>Goes apeshit, beats my brother senseless, cops almost called
>He takes me to Ocala to get mom, on the way he tells me my Grandmother is dead like its nothing
>Goes to her house, opens door and immeditaely calls dibs on her couch
>Mom uncles and I all do the work while he sits on his ass watching TV
>On the way home mom asks him to move out
>Get back to school and have a pity party cause my life is about to take a nosedive

hold up while i write more

hurry up faggot

Bump

>The seperation is getting ugly
>mom recieves calls everyday about how she is a whore and shit
>Dad threatens her and shit
>relationship with cutie gf not going so well
>frequent trips out of town leave her alone and feeling neglected
>not helping that my autism or whatever is preventing us from having a sex life
>Im totally serious
>She invited me to her house one day before she hosted a party, her friend is there
>We make out, autism strikes back
>I freak the fuck out internally, no way is this happening
>Nothing happens because I won't go further
>Embarassed, decide not to go to party
>Gf is getting pretty mad at me now
>We have less and less dates
>Her granddad dies, she becomes depressed
>Autismo doesn't have the emotional capacity to comfort her like she needs
>Meanwhile, dad is becoming super stalker
>Drives my our house every night and stays there until midnight
>One night he comes in unannounced, armed and goes straight to mom's room as if he is trying to find a man with her
>Excuse is he just wants the dog, leaves

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pooooost

this better be real

Sounds like your dad just needs to an hero because he's a worthless waste of space.
Fucking degenerate fathers.

u r typing too slow maaang

>Things come to a head with girlfriend
>Don't show up to her birthday party cause dad is threatening me because I lied to him about where my mom was
>Gf breaks up with me
>Uh oh autism
>High five her on her way out the door
>Play basket ball for the next month cause I think I can ball with the cool kids
>White men cant jump
>Come crawling back to my group of friends in the last week of school, ashamed and utterly desperate for some attention
>Take ex-GF aside, ask for her forgiveness, tell her I love her
>She utterly destroys me
>Dresses me down and tells me I am a terrible boyfriend and I deserve whatever I am feeling right now
>I am broken and alone now
>No one texts me that summer
>Phone broke so that I can only text back, it is a chore to work the phone to where I can text them
>Dont even have their numbers saved cause new phone
>Spend three months alone in the summer, mom is always out partying with friends
>Bitter as fucking vinegar
>Blame everything on dad and ex-GF

boring as fuck, why do you think this is even remotely interesting to anyone.
kill yourself

I might read that aswell

>Come back to school for junior year
>Fucking angry at my shitty friends for abandoning me
>They dont care
>I fall back to them cause I have no one else
>Ex left school, but it turns out she actually left me for my friend
>Hes a dick, he rubs the fact he dated her in my face all the time
>I hate my life
>Begin to pity myself, want to die
>Then I meet freshman girl
>She is one of those RAWR XD emo scene girls
>Want to smash and dash, but I begin actually liking her
>Life begins turning around
>I look like a fucking pedo to my friends
>Theater teacher recuits me to join show as cohost
>Other host is the dude who cucked me
>We fight regularly
>He tells me I fucking victimize myself now, and to stop pitying myself
>Autism returns
>Fight him backstage at the show because I'm done with his shit
>I bomb at the show because I'm not funny
>Summer happens, current gf dumps me for freshman
>turns out she cucked me too
>My group of friends still like me, made amends with dude who cucked me

Its almost over guys theres one last part

Dont rip finish

Hurry up

this better end with a bang

inb4 no last part

>Lose ton of weight over the summer
>Come back to school for final year
>For some reason i'm now considered good looking
>wtf.jpg
>Group of friends and I reveal to the whole school what happened between me and my ex (the freshman)
>Effectively ruins her reputation, blacklists her among the upperclassmen who now for some reason really like me
>I begin actually socializing, talking to people, and using my awkward charm to my advantage
>The seniors adore me, the weebs literally idolize me as their God Emperor
>Yes, I am serious
>No, I am not lying to you, this is a true story
>My group begins to hang out with the popular seniors, we merge into a single large group
>I am basically a tagalong but the fact that I hang with them makes me a popular kid
>Now I am truly at the top of the pile, Roman
>Nice to everybody, never insult anyone (to their faces)
>Come April the whole school loves me
>100% approval rating
>Teachers look at me as a surrogate son
>Am convinced by weebs to nominate myself for Prom Court
>Actually get in
>Wtf is goin on here
>Prom comes around, ex from GTA days is there as one of my friends's date
>She sees me in my full fucking glory
>I fucking win Prom King
>The whole school expected this, apparently I am one of the most popular kids
>This makes me the first Prom King in the schools history
>Graduate in the top 25 of my class
>Beloved by my fellow students
>I have truly conquered my autism

Annnnnnnd this is where my life catches up to the story.

Dude

gay

Tbh I expected it to end with
>my life is a shit hole
>gonna end it all rn

Good job, you peaked early. Prepare your anus for the years of destitution and loneliness.

On the bright side, you'll probably bang some bitches at your reunions.

Faggot.

>graduate hs
>spend rest of life working in the same warehouse till you dye in a cat accident at 58

You're still a virgin though right?

best part of the stry

Yes lmaooo

The ride never ends my friend

>tfw you're skinny so you can't lose weight to look hotter

>dye in a cat accident

dye in a cat accident

>dye in a cat accident
This has to be bait

>acknowledging the bait
>taking the bait

you're a special kind, aren't ya?

> be me, autismo
> no real friends senior year
> graduate middle of my class
> start taking antidepressants