I thought we could do butt stuff tonight

>I thought we could do butt stuff tonight

What did she mean by this?

>ywn be cast as a gruff and faintly ridiculous Phys. Ed teacher in a high-school sitcom whose catchphrase is "No 'but' stuff!" whenever someone tries to object to your crazy ideas

She wanted to peg him

Favourite You're The Worst scene?
Mine was when his girlfriend and another girl followed him down the stairs briefly after he left to initiate a threesome only for him not to be able to deliver cause he had masturbated and shot his load already

Probably the hardcore haunted house in season 2.

brb building a rape dungeon

>people enjoy putting their dick in a shithole
fucking why

Kek reminds me of this
>be 13
>shitposting irl in math
>teacher tells me he's making me stay behind for being a little shit
>I yell AWW C'MON SIR
>he yells back DON'T CUM ON ME
Couldn't stop laughing for like a week , gonna text my mate now and ask him if he remembers that shit

>Think it's going to be shit
>It's great

How does FX keep doing it?

that was last year, right?

9 actually

>be 13
>Religion class
>forced to read a Bible story aloud
>it's about a guy who invited some friends over and they all have excuses
>"Tell me friend, why can you not come?"
>"I have just got married, and for that reason, I cannot come."
>[slight hint of smile creeping into voice]
>"And you, friend, why is it that you cannot come?"
>"I have just bought six yokes of oxen
>[struggling a bit]
>"And am on my way to try them out
>[full giggling]
>"and for that reason, I cannot come."

Simple amusements back in them days.

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It seems like they keep critically acclaimed shows on the air even if their ratings aren't very good(YtW and The Americans for example). I'm just happy that people are finally starting to watch You're the Worst, it sucked having nobody to talk about it with.

Same reason people enjoy life. It ain't so shitty.

It hurts and degrades the girl,plus you get to watch her butt jiggle.

I used to hook up with a girl who would bring up anal and wanted to do it with me but I never did. One time I was going to but when I looked at her butthole it was really hairy with all the hair going inwards, like a reverse spider.

Another time I was horny and thought about it but when I looked at her butthole there was toilet paper on it and that turned me off. Once when we were 69ing I fingered her butthole while I ate her out and smelled my finger afterward, smelled just like shit. Porn makes anal look more appealing than it really is.

nobody is ever getting near my butt

i have anal fissures and hemorrhoids

puss and blood are frequent

That's because porn stars wash their anal cavities thoroughly before doing a scene and probably have bleached anuses.

Normal anuses are just shitholes.

Anal requires extensive prep, the job of porn is to disguise that fact. Anal without prep is literally worse than no sex at all.

lindsay is fucking god tier in this show, can't wait for season 3

the fuck were you thinking?

1: the girl you were with must have had a pretty bad hygiene. I mean, shit, with what you are describing she must have been a hambeast or something.
2: its anal. its the ass. its where shit comes out, how else do you think it works? if you are gonna do anal it requires preb work, stuff they of course do in porn.

Anal is pretty damn awesome, if you take the necessary precautions. If not, its a shitty experience.

>religion class
>americans actually have this

top lmao kid

>pretty damn awesome
No it isn't, in terms of feeling its like fucking a balloon
The tightness is only at the ring, & once you get past that there's nothing but room & it's subpar..

Was probably a private school m8.

She meant this.

>americans

No, Irish. And yeah it's a fucking joke.

yeah or it was in:
austria, finland, germany, france, greece, poland, romania, turkey, uk or canada

anal is awesome. ive never had a bad experience giving a chick anal. and condom free is better due to friction and u can shoot your load worry free.

>If I pull that door off, will you die?
It would be extremely painful
>Hold the door
For (you)

I wish I had this in America desu senpai. Growing up in a non religious household was nice but I missed a lot of obvious allusions to Christianity in art and literature growing up and had to play catchup a lot.

>when I looked at her butthole there was toilet paper on it
THIS IS WHY 3 PLY TOILET PAPER IS FUCKING TRASH

same deal when cleaning up after fapping, it becomes glued to my skin (and makes a mess) because it's weak as shit.

1 or 2 ply only please.

I only bring this up because the other day I was reading a reddit thread and they were all praising 3 ply TP as god's gift to man. I couldn't disagree more.

>Panties underneath suspenders

Why can't women even dress correctly?

>suspenders
am i being memed?

Trust me when I meme you you won't need to be asking stupid questions.

>We can do it backwards while you watch foot fetish anime porn

What did she mean by this?

Get some standards, you fucking cretin. This kind of thing does not happen to people with standards.

>This kind of thing does not happen to people with standards

You mean getting laid?

He's British. Braces are what we call suspenders (as to not confuse them with women's lingerie attachments to hold stockings.)

What an entirely unexpected response!
ha ha :)
thanks for the contribution

what about fecal matter. you're bound to get your urethra infected without a condom

I never understood appeal of anal, what's so cool about it?

It's forbidden

Girls' asses look good and feel good and have a hole. What's the mystery?

Dubs of truth man.

My ex had a dark reddish butthole. Most girls rock a shitstained one a la remy lacroix.

because of the extra grip

You're the Worst is fucking abysmal, please stop plaguing the rest of the world with your dross please thanks

You're fucking abysmal

Either write an actual critique or fuck off

You unironically enjoy You're the Worst
you are bettered by vermin, mate

Have fun with your AIDS.

Have fun never cumming in a girl's ass. Shit's cash.

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"ha"

>girls complain anal hurts

>get fucked in the ass by a girl

>hurts a bit but stops hurting at a while

so is childbirth pain total bullshit too?

Probably the difference is you have a prostate gland.

Have fun with the E.Coli bacteria you dirty cunt.

You're probably making this up and have never had anal in your life, but for any young people reading, wear a condom for anal.

The hole is way, way too small to fit it. Like, not even anywhere close to viable.

And yet people manage.

Anyone who says they have no desire for anal has never fucked a girl in doggy. I can't help but spread her and stare at her butthole. It's begging to be fucked.

Just make her suck your dick after and it's fine

is this a silence of the lambs remake?

stopped watching a few eps into the 2nd season. lost interest. does it get any better or same old (butt) stuff?

>It hurts and degrades the girl,

If it's painal, you're doing it wrong.

For a man, the primary goal of anal is prostate stimulation. Women generally don't have prostates, but the anus is sufficiently sensitive that stimulating ir can be pleasurable for them aa well.

You're an idiot.

>you will never be fucked by michelle
Fuck my life

It has some great moments but the tone of the season is a bit depressing

B-but the smellz!

people are lost

It usually hurts.
You seem to have a natural talent for taking it like a bitch.

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>>We can do it backwards while you watch foot fetish anime porn

do we have a video of this

friend please

im a dom with my gf

sub with my friend whos into femdom

Women almost certainly exaggerate. If childbirth was that awful, no amount of pleasure from sex would get women fucking with that as a potential consequence.

you must be from some shit country like the US, UK or France where people are nothing but rotten dirty pigs and use no bidets.

Don't deny your calling.
You have an ass that only one out of a thousand men have.
You were born to be fucked.

i have been told i have a great ass by my gf and the femdom girl

living the dream

you're a filthy fucking degenerate m8

Does your girlfriend know she is getting sissycucked?

>reading toilet paper threads on reddit

what a life you live

THICK!

lmao no, gotta keep it a secret, more fun with the femdom girl then

Except women don't know what childbirth feels like until, y'know, after they have sex.

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She wants to take a dump on his chest while he lays in the bath.

I used to fantasise about a friends mother doing this when I was young. The thought of it now disgusts me. But even so, it's somewhere deep down in my subconscious still, lurking, waiting, ready to strike at any moment.

>internet tough guy alert

read: fa/tv/irgin

as long as it requires me to never say the phrase "shit's chash" i think i'll be fine

I watch this show only because I saw this webm

no regrets

Fatwa

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>all these virgins.
Much like with vaginal sex, a man can simply piss afterwards to prevent a uti due to the acidity of piss killing the bacteria

I know we're memeing here.
But the asshole isn't muddy, dirty, and doesn't smell like shit all the time if you have constant and proper hygiene.

>Once when we were 69ing I fingered her butthole while I ate her out and smelled my finger afterward, smelled just like shit
why were you surprised by this? what did you think it would smell like?
guys into anal are really just scatfags in denial

>what did you think it would smell like?
Salty milk and pennies.

You think the people you're talking to know what proper hygiene is?

Right one looks like coffee
would drink

Part of me really hopes you're trolling, but chances are fairly high that you're being quite serious.