Waifu Claiming Thread: HOLOcaust Edition

Waifu Claiming Thread: HOLOcaust Edition.

Previous:Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>Gas Kikes
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Fuck bitches get money
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!

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strawpoll.me/11001688
youtube.com/watch?v=K8mo50j5g08
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Filthy early bake.

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true I understand

Its korbo you cunt

Gardy claimed
>HOLOcaust
Niiiiiiice

Hello Kyouko ~

>Claimed

Still here

Saber claim
(Laura)
>Sucker for fantasy.
Yeah I'm with you there
>Cute
No you

>Late reply because I had to run an errand

There were yunos before me
>Of course they're dead though

It's like the 3 days outta the whole year we feel genuinely happy

Grinding on destiny for a pimpin cloak.. and the damn boss won't drop it

Thank you garde, how was your weekend?

Whatcha watchin?
Mmm whatchu makin?
Grinding on Destiny and I'ma grill later

Hello.

Because all my best friends are there, who I don't really meet elsewhere. They live so far away. I feel so lonely in my hometown.

>Image

Claimed.

Hey hey hey!

Megumeme is best girl

I just came here for my forced meme

New episode of New Game right now, maybe switching to 91 Days later. Roommate and I are making some tacos!

Call me a week late to the party, but Crystal Pepsi is back. I am currently losing my shit right now. How did I not know about this sooner?

(Saber)
Only when I want to be, I tell you.

hello rikka

because it wasn't on discount :^)

Thanks for understanding :^)
Was alright until Sunday night, I had an "incident" when I tried to get banana ice cream at 2 AM

Not the 18th yet

I have no idea what that is.

So always?~
Hello

Mewfag

Real classy asshole.
>They're dead though
CONCERN.GIF
That sucks I guess.I don't go to cons, nor do I have anime liking friends in real life.I had to pretend I had no idea what AFest was, because I had business in Dallas for a few days and people kept talking about it.
Qt.

I mean, I know what it is, but it never existed in Italy.

Just like Dr. Pepper and other drinks.

L.A. BEAST HERE AND CRYSTAL PEPSI IS BACK!

This is the one, it'll work this time, I know it!
It's time to find out what the perfect Waifu build is, so let's find out the S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
This will happen naturally with the upcoming posts, all of which I'm confident will be highly informative and insightful. I've set it up, so just sit back and soak up the greatness of this Waifu build.
Last number of this post is her Strength out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
Last number of the post below this one is her Perception out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
And so on, for the remaining 5 attributes.
The result will be the objectively perfect Waifu build.
Without any GETs, the total cannot be above 28. For each GET within this post and the next six, the limit will be raised by 2, for an absolute maximum of 42. If it goes over what the limit is supposed to be, I've done something wrong.
Let's go.

I CAME HERE FOR MY FORCED MEME

Hello there.

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Does anything except pizza and pasta exist in italy?

WAKE ME UP

Hello
>no life is back
>claimed

I just noticed that's her spear she has it on kek
>Dr pepper
Good taste

Maybe.

Hmm, what went wrong?
Maybe Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charsima, Intelligence, Agility, Luck isn't the right set...
Maybe it stands for something else...

Fake
Not cute
Blueberry Fanta is best soda

Heya esdeath how is it going?

No, bother someone else.

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Yep it's her spear.

And you're still posting the sample of that pic :^)

>Dr. Pepper

Never had it, as I said, doesn't exist in Italy.

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You're the only faggot I can tolerate here.

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Sweeheart!

Never seen those
>tacos
>ground beef
.. with tortillas at least righ..?

I never had one but I wanna try

Do you want to share that story?

OOOOOO BOY I do not want to live in italy anymore
Fuck those who say I should just cause my last name is italian

Juvia with hair down is cute

Akame!

Like I said last time, use D20 stats.
Strength
Dexterity
Constitution
Intelligence
Wisdom
Charisma
1-20 with 1 being animal tier 10 being average human and 20 being the absolute maximum possible ever.

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Rikka! What's up?

You are aware that half the new people are just semi old people who've just started posting with different personas, right?

It's pretty obvious

Now thats just sad.

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hey there. Still on the big rs grind?

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Heya! I missed your explosions

Heya Yuuki just got home from work, gonna eat then probably start practicing for today!

Dahleeng!

Yes, with tortillas. I may not know the ways of Mexican cuisine, but I know tacos use tortillas. Why is ground beef bad?

Then leave

Not at the moment, I'm grinding on Destiny

That's the point

point some out

Shush :^)

Oh that's a shame got the Chinese knockoff brand at least? :^)

Why does this woman have spilled red gummy bears in a field?
I can't imagine sleeping there is sanitary.
I think you replied to the wrong person.
But wew.

Sachii plz.

Still a cute.

Maybe.

>Not knowing what Crystal Pepsi is.
>Was sold in the U.S., Canada, Australia, and Europe durring 1992-1993, and for a month during 2015.
>Lives in Italy, which is part of Europe.
Explain please.

I know, right?

Try it. Don't ask, just do it.

Yeah, I know, the commie is the only one I actually like.

Nah.

Are you sure?
strawpoll.me/11001688

What commie?

Is this guy still here?

Togame, that Madoka claimer, probably some more I can't remember off the top of my head

Nice! I love the dedication, keep it up! I finally got Dammit by blink-182 down.

Hey hey! I heard you have telegram??
I'm grilling in a sec so.. yeah

I never heard of anyone using ground beef for the beef, normally I grill fajitas and chop them up

You goddamn right Ima go try them

weebs go home

Togame is from other places
Madoka is more possible obvious

Tomoko's a girl, not a guy, silly.
*bah dum tiss*
This is their home.

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That game looks fun. Too bad I don't have friends on xbox to play with. I only play guitar hero from time to time. Such a waste haha

Oh shit sorry, thanks tho

Ohhhh I can play the drums for that song!

I do actually! It is @TheTyrantsEye

Grilling, what ya making qt?

>possible obvious
Shit, i meant to say possible

poor tired slavic man.. He needs good squat.
>2 AM about to start watching Dune in the stream
>I really want a snack so I got to my freezer for some banana ice cream
>None in freezer
>Store that has the ice cream is about a 7-10 minute run away
>Decide to go for a run for my ice cream
>Sprint to the store and get my ice cream
>halfway back I trip and fall flat on the ice cream and it's all over me
>I'm freezing and drenched, but I decide I still want ice cream
>run back an get a new bucket
>Get a few weird looks, but I succeed in getting my ice cream
>Running home again and I realize that the carton is torn at the bottom and it's leaking all over the place
>Run back to the store exhausted
>realize I'm out of money
>Give up on the cream and go home
>While running back I didn't see a mailbox in the dark and hit it full force
>Drenched in ice cream, slight scrapes on my arm, freezing, new bruise forming on my side, and missed half the movie
Meme arrow time

Destiny is a grindfest but if you mind that and like Halo/Borderlands then you're golden

YES you need friends to play with, solo play is suffering

My xbox is literally a halo machine

Do you have the original one?

Really? Most Mexican restaurants serve tacos with ground beef.

Man, I don't know how you can keep that rhythm going for so long. That song (and most of their songs actually) kill my arms.

You're too restrictive with your opinions of others.
Many anons are like you here.

youtube.com/watch?v=K8mo50j5g08

Kill yourself, Graecus scum

I love Borderlands and Halo, very much disliked Destiny though.
>3 guesses why

Go find someone else to talk to, im going to take some pills and passing out to hopefully never wake up again.

Night.

No, I just hate everyone.
That's not really restrictive.

Night faggot, dream of Putin while you sleep.

THE CUTE

The usual. chicken breast and fajitas

Jesus christ, talk about bad night

WHAT KIND OF MEXICAN RESTURANT ARE YOU GOING TO??!?!?
JESUS CHRIST, NO I NEED to grill you something when I get there

>Meta
>Bungie
>Grindfest

>Maybe
What a tease

Waifu claimed

Okay mister, what usually goes in tacos??

sorry for late reply sup man im good just on stream atm

Well 92-93 is too early for me, 1995 here.

>One month in 2015

Can't really know about something I don't care for.

Also Europe doesn't necessarily mean whole Europe, I need to search a bit to find out it it was sold here, curious now.

Probably, but I never really bothered to find it out.

It hurts but my arms have been trained!

Ohhhhh god that sounds super good right now! C..can I have some?

Das coo what are they watching?

You are so self righteous it's irritating, go use the shitty telegram group you made in January or the teamspeak as your personal whine ground about how much you hate the way threads are.

Still a heretic ;^)