How do I (F) ask my virgin housemate (M) if he wants to fuck?

How do I (F) ask my virgin housemate (M) if he wants to fuck?

Have to ask, can't just start sucking him. Long story. What do I say?

Eyy want sum fuck

You know the rules.

Tits and timestamp.

Have a beer or two and then say it straight out. Ask if you can slobber his knob.

Please hang up and try again

Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck? (No) Why, what's wrong with pizza?

But I'm lazy as fuck in bed

Also I have to do this over the phone least sexy thing ever because he's like 1.5 hours away

cmon, you openly admit you're a girl and you're not posting tits with a timestamp? lets go lets see em

Be flirty and touchy. If he responds well, then keep advancing and talk about how your bed feels so empty.

This one is okayish

Walk around in undies, walk in on him in bathroom or his room. Create sexual tension

I know there's a high chance he is up for it, like he's always manhandling me and play fighting and grabbing both my wrists in one hand and getting in my face

I have shit tits but fine gimme like ten minutes

then get drunk and fuck him. it's that simple

What have we come to that Sup Forums would answer a self admitted girl and not demand tits and time stamp prior. Dark times.

Lucky bastard

bump for this

Watch a movie or TV with him.
Start cuddling and maybe get some hand business started

Or, you could, you know, just start sucking him? Fuck off with your passive bullshit.

Screw you and your need for boobs

Ok, now we're talking

He doesn't drink and I dunno if he is 100% okay with me fucking him while I am
A. In an open relationship (a total slut)
B. Going to be living with him for like the next four years

Ask if he wants to fuck. As a fellow virgin I would fucking die for a chick to make the first move

bet she's a trap

That you amy??

I can't suck dick over the phone

If liget say "nice shoes want to fuck" then post results also if Ur a chick show tips u know the rules

So why do you have to do it now, over the phone? If he's your roommate can't you do it in person?

Tranny confirmed lets see the benis

Isn't he a housemate?

Just a sucker (ayy) for a deep voice

Working as part of uni sandwich course

How close are you 2?

Show pussy spread to prove not a trap? And we maybe able to help.more

He visited me two days ago but there were too many people

so just wait for the next time you see him, he's going to be there for four years after all

ehh thanks doll

Very close, lots of shared info and best friends which is added danger zone

Well. If you REALLY want to fuck him, another user suggested movies then make a move, But dude if your going to be living with him for 4 years i'm not sure if you want to do that.. If your not looking to be in a relationship with him it might be a bad move. Yeah sex is great but is it worth all the bullshit that comes with it if shit goes bad? think about it

I mean it could always be a friend with benefits sort of thing if he's ok with that too.

God speed Sup Forumsitch

Also just keep waking him by gobbling his cock right down to the balls and swallow what ever he give u and i am sure u would do fine.

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Text him straight up. post screencaps

this sounds like it could go wrong

So fucking tempted I wanna die

This place is the only place that has offered actual fucking advice

It could go wrong but I could alternatively get that dick

Thank you pal for your reply

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"accidentally" send him a link to this thread

Yo tell him you want him to drop kick your pussy with his dick.

Honestly invite him over, watch netflix or go out and do some shit. The admit you're into him.

If he feels the same way, smash nigga.

Good luck.

I am such a wimp

This might get the thread interesting

Virgin male? Enjoy your 2 second root, bitch

>1337
you have to now, OP

Tell him you love him. This gives serious impact if said properly. Be ready for consequences though.

>actually got laid this way

This is good. This is really nice.

I sent a message will post screenshot if he replies

now you double have to

u go gurl

Poop on he's bed it's part of the human mating ritual

OH SHIT OP YOU BUSTA

the trips have willed it

I'm into frantic guys with no control

R u god

DEUS VULT

This site has given me balls I'm actually now a trap fucksake

just like everybody else lol. They're great for short term

Thank you my dude

Use the naked guy move, but as you're a girl, it would be the naked girl...

Post more pics while we wait
Get us invested

this is a good idea

op pls

But I wanna stay in bed
Can post erotica but it has no seeing titties only reading titties

Other thing as well, guys often fall in love with his first

Tits or gtfo

Just walk up to him completely nude and say "you up for this?" It'll work

Fellow britfag?

Brit fag confirmed

write 'property of nigel 'big nige' farage' on your tits and we'll get you the best advice in the game

For real?

That's cool, as long as you want to disappoint an entire thread full of people who are so kindly helping you in your time of need.

You sound totally legit, OP.

This. Get him to catch you masturbating

I just want cheat codes to get the shortest route between cock and my mouth

>disgusting tits/10

Wouldn't fuck.

>Get on some R&B.
>Lit the candles.
>Put on sexy lingerie.
>Wait for him in bed.
>Get laid
>mfw

Gotta love those (You)'s

I will go on fire before that happens. Have you noticed his terrible stache

Literally "Hey, I like you, want to have sex? No, I'm not joking." It'd work on me.

Yeah; inexperienced guys are a bit beta and can worship the pussy. Depends on the guy of course but it's definitely a thing.

pics or it didn't happen

Confirmed

I did say my tits were shit so I hold no responsibility

It would be a shit screenshot

Just tell him , no fear

Right, dear.
Walk into the room he's in, but do the topless (be nonchalant), wait for him to comment on nudity, then initiate. He'll be aroused and happy bout it, you get the cock you obviously crave. But more importantly, you send us more pics.

post it anyway

While we wait OP what kinda cock do you prefer? average or monster sized? cut or uncut?

Op show us Ur spread vag. So we know Ur not a trap

Eh, my user is just picky. I've seen worse tits. And an eager fuck with poor tits is better than a dissinterested one with nice tits