How do I (F) ask my virgin housemate (M) if he wants to fuck?
Have to ask, can't just start sucking him. Long story. What do I say?
How do I (F) ask my virgin housemate (M) if he wants to fuck?
Have to ask, can't just start sucking him. Long story. What do I say?
Eyy want sum fuck
You know the rules.
Tits and timestamp.
Have a beer or two and then say it straight out. Ask if you can slobber his knob.
Please hang up and try again
Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck? (No) Why, what's wrong with pizza?
But I'm lazy as fuck in bed
Also I have to do this over the phone least sexy thing ever because he's like 1.5 hours away
cmon, you openly admit you're a girl and you're not posting tits with a timestamp? lets go lets see em
Be flirty and touchy. If he responds well, then keep advancing and talk about how your bed feels so empty.
This one is okayish
Walk around in undies, walk in on him in bathroom or his room. Create sexual tension
I know there's a high chance he is up for it, like he's always manhandling me and play fighting and grabbing both my wrists in one hand and getting in my face
I have shit tits but fine gimme like ten minutes
then get drunk and fuck him. it's that simple
What have we come to that Sup Forums would answer a self admitted girl and not demand tits and time stamp prior. Dark times.
Lucky bastard
bump for this
Watch a movie or TV with him.
Start cuddling and maybe get some hand business started
Or, you could, you know, just start sucking him? Fuck off with your passive bullshit.
Screw you and your need for boobs
Ok, now we're talking
He doesn't drink and I dunno if he is 100% okay with me fucking him while I am
A. In an open relationship (a total slut)
B. Going to be living with him for like the next four years
Ask if he wants to fuck. As a fellow virgin I would fucking die for a chick to make the first move
bet she's a trap
That you amy??
I can't suck dick over the phone
If liget say "nice shoes want to fuck" then post results also if Ur a chick show tips u know the rules
So why do you have to do it now, over the phone? If he's your roommate can't you do it in person?
Tranny confirmed lets see the benis
Isn't he a housemate?
Just a sucker (ayy) for a deep voice
Working as part of uni sandwich course
How close are you 2?
Show pussy spread to prove not a trap? And we maybe able to help.more
He visited me two days ago but there were too many people
so just wait for the next time you see him, he's going to be there for four years after all
ehh thanks doll
Very close, lots of shared info and best friends which is added danger zone
Well. If you REALLY want to fuck him, another user suggested movies then make a move, But dude if your going to be living with him for 4 years i'm not sure if you want to do that.. If your not looking to be in a relationship with him it might be a bad move. Yeah sex is great but is it worth all the bullshit that comes with it if shit goes bad? think about it
I mean it could always be a friend with benefits sort of thing if he's ok with that too.
God speed Sup Forumsitch
Also just keep waking him by gobbling his cock right down to the balls and swallow what ever he give u and i am sure u would do fine.
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Text him straight up. post screencaps
this sounds like it could go wrong
So fucking tempted I wanna die
This place is the only place that has offered actual fucking advice
It could go wrong but I could alternatively get that dick
Thank you pal for your reply
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"accidentally" send him a link to this thread
Yo tell him you want him to drop kick your pussy with his dick.
Honestly invite him over, watch netflix or go out and do some shit. The admit you're into him.
If he feels the same way, smash nigga.
Good luck.
I am such a wimp
This might get the thread interesting
Virgin male? Enjoy your 2 second root, bitch
>1337
you have to now, OP
Tell him you love him. This gives serious impact if said properly. Be ready for consequences though.
>actually got laid this way
This is good. This is really nice.
I sent a message will post screenshot if he replies
now you double have to
u go gurl
Poop on he's bed it's part of the human mating ritual
OH SHIT OP YOU BUSTA
the trips have willed it
I'm into frantic guys with no control
R u god
DEUS VULT
This site has given me balls I'm actually now a trap fucksake
just like everybody else lol. They're great for short term
Thank you my dude
Use the naked guy move, but as you're a girl, it would be the naked girl...
Post more pics while we wait
Get us invested
this is a good idea
op pls
But I wanna stay in bed
Can post erotica but it has no seeing titties only reading titties
Other thing as well, guys often fall in love with his first
Tits or gtfo
Just walk up to him completely nude and say "you up for this?" It'll work
Fellow britfag?
Brit fag confirmed
write 'property of nigel 'big nige' farage' on your tits and we'll get you the best advice in the game
For real?
That's cool, as long as you want to disappoint an entire thread full of people who are so kindly helping you in your time of need.
You sound totally legit, OP.
This. Get him to catch you masturbating
I just want cheat codes to get the shortest route between cock and my mouth
>disgusting tits/10
Wouldn't fuck.
>Get on some R&B.
>Lit the candles.
>Put on sexy lingerie.
>Wait for him in bed.
>Get laid
>mfw
Gotta love those (You)'s
I will go on fire before that happens. Have you noticed his terrible stache
Literally "Hey, I like you, want to have sex? No, I'm not joking." It'd work on me.
Yeah; inexperienced guys are a bit beta and can worship the pussy. Depends on the guy of course but it's definitely a thing.
pics or it didn't happen
Confirmed
I did say my tits were shit so I hold no responsibility
It would be a shit screenshot
Just tell him , no fear
Right, dear.
Walk into the room he's in, but do the topless (be nonchalant), wait for him to comment on nudity, then initiate. He'll be aroused and happy bout it, you get the cock you obviously crave. But more importantly, you send us more pics.
post it anyway
While we wait OP what kinda cock do you prefer? average or monster sized? cut or uncut?
Op show us Ur spread vag. So we know Ur not a trap
Eh, my user is just picky. I've seen worse tits. And an eager fuck with poor tits is better than a dissinterested one with nice tits