You know what to do guys
>dubs decide opening line
You know what to do guys
"You're not funny."
Rawl
Amy, Every since I first saw you, I was in love. I want to spend every waking moment with you in my arms. Would you care to go out to dinner with me? Perhaps afterwards we can walk along the beach and talk of memories past. Cunt…
Man, it's a hot one.
Can you wear a paper bag over your head while we fuck? Your body's nice but I don't really wanna look at your face
I have a micropenis, are you okay with that?
geez girl you look like 50
Rolling
Godwin's Law
Well aren't you a warm bowl of mayonnaise. :-S
hi
how big is your scar from all the ''you are fat amy'' had in highschool?
best pickup line ever
I recently found out that I'm HIV positive, are you still interested?
I'm a bit nervous but..
Kek. Rolling
I also copy and paste my Tinder Profile bio.
hi i am [your name here] and i am virgin.
Nice Hair, wanna fuck?
Roll
You look like a poor man's Emma Watson. Go get fucked.
roll
I have a scat fetish, it would be so fucking hot if you could skip wiping the next time you took a shit so that I can eat the leftover feces out of your ass while I rim you. Let me be your toilet paper baby mmmmhhhhhhh
Are you into farting? Check one
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Roll
dubs waste NOW
Rolling
Would you be into pulling out my ass hairs with your teeth?
Kek roll
Roll
roll
Bump
Reroll
Why dont you talk to her like a decent human being and see what transpires. Unless of cpurse you deliberately feel like being an ass, in which case, I have nothing else to say.
we roll for quads. if we get it in that thread, op send a dickpick. (if you can't sent a img, send a url)
Check Em Winraw
ding ding ding
I've been looking at your profile for weeks now, working up the courage... god, I had to throw away 3 pairs of socks!
roll
winrar
yee
alright I'll get another girl while we wait for her
dick piiiic
lol already found her FB.
She's actually cute. Would fuck yes yes
...
Godwin's Law
pppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooli
Say this
>dubs decides
...
its about time
quantinos
Moo moo mother trucker
op take the picture now
Winrar, say this to the new girl
ckeck em
Who let you out the swamp
Go on back to the stables now girl
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What does it feel to know thay you're way beyond the point of ever being hot?
good choice.
I'll post another
Hey fatty you are fat
With this send a pic of hank hill
Fucking waste of quads!
Ravioli Ravioli I wanna eat your ass canoli
Say, No offence but I wouldn't even rape you
hey i just need to know one thing for you.
send me nudes
Dubs decide
I got trips tho
meow
Aren't you Shrek's fatter, greener, more Ogre-like cousin?
You have a pretty mouth
Godwin's Law
Check em
you are so beautiful my eyes are melting
OMG you're perfect! Cant wait to wear your skin on my woman suit :3
I hope you enjoy the dainty musk of gonorrhea.
Let's fuck
I bet you have an amazing pussy
Is that you Buffalo Bill? Anyways rolling.
Is your dad a baker? Because you're fat as fuck
Last night I bond burgered your sister
So. ....I have no teeth. Is that cool with u?
Wow you are cute, do you do anal?
Alright this was the last one a matched with today
This, tbh fam
Rol
not with the say you fucking idiot
An Hero OP
Probably a bit but eh dubs
Baby I can't wait to ram my hard cock into your tight ass
I need a woman to take over all my problems and undo the trauma of my childhood with her pussy. And anus.
Are you that woman? I need someone to manage my life and who doesn't mind listening to me cry. I'm also looking at joining ISIS
Godwin's Law
OP, if this is dubs, please switch your tinder so you're hitting on dudes and you're gay. I want to watch that. Please do that
I love hedgie, I love seeing how far I can shove those little critters up my ass
Op is dumb as shit, sending shit to the wrong winrars
Check Em
Kek, Winrar
This
BB, u b dank, and I'm finna b dat boi.
Poop. Pee. Pooop
post more pictures of her