You know what to do guys

You know what to do guys
>dubs decide opening line

"You're not funny."

Rawl

Amy, Every since I first saw you, I was in love. I want to spend every waking moment with you in my arms. Would you care to go out to dinner with me? Perhaps afterwards we can walk along the beach and talk of memories past. Cunt…

Man, it's a hot one.

Can you wear a paper bag over your head while we fuck? Your body's nice but I don't really wanna look at your face

I have a micropenis, are you okay with that?

geez girl you look like 50

Rolling

Godwin's Law

Well aren't you a warm bowl of mayonnaise. :-S

hi
how big is your scar from all the ''you are fat amy'' had in highschool?

best pickup line ever

I recently found out that I'm HIV positive, are you still interested?

I'm a bit nervous but..

Kek. Rolling

I also copy and paste my Tinder Profile bio.

hi i am [your name here] and i am virgin.

Nice Hair, wanna fuck?

Roll

You look like a poor man's Emma Watson. Go get fucked.

roll

I have a scat fetish, it would be so fucking hot if you could skip wiping the next time you took a shit so that I can eat the leftover feces out of your ass while I rim you. Let me be your toilet paper baby mmmmhhhhhhh

Are you into farting? Check one
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Roll

dubs waste NOW

Rolling

Would you be into pulling out my ass hairs with your teeth?

Kek roll

Roll

roll

Bump

Reroll

Why dont you talk to her like a decent human being and see what transpires. Unless of cpurse you deliberately feel like being an ass, in which case, I have nothing else to say.

we roll for quads. if we get it in that thread, op send a dickpick. (if you can't sent a img, send a url)

Check Em Winraw

ding ding ding

I've been looking at your profile for weeks now, working up the courage... god, I had to throw away 3 pairs of socks!

roll

winrar

yee

alright I'll get another girl while we wait for her

dick piiiic

lol already found her FB.

She's actually cute. Would fuck yes yes

...

Godwin's Law

pppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooli

Say this

>dubs decides

...

its about time

quantinos

Moo moo mother trucker

op take the picture now

Winrar, say this to the new girl

ckeck em

Who let you out the swamp

Go on back to the stables now girl

d

What does it feel to know thay you're way beyond the point of ever being hot?

good choice.
I'll post another

Hey fatty you are fat
With this send a pic of hank hill

Fucking waste of quads!

Ravioli Ravioli I wanna eat your ass canoli

Say, No offence but I wouldn't even rape you

hey i just need to know one thing for you.
send me nudes

Dubs decide

I got trips tho

meow

Aren't you Shrek's fatter, greener, more Ogre-like cousin?

You have a pretty mouth

Godwin's Law

Check em

you are so beautiful my eyes are melting

OMG you're perfect! Cant wait to wear your skin on my woman suit :3

I hope you enjoy the dainty musk of gonorrhea.

Let's fuck

I bet you have an amazing pussy

Is that you Buffalo Bill? Anyways rolling.

Is your dad a baker? Because you're fat as fuck

Last night I bond burgered your sister

So. ....I have no teeth. Is that cool with u?

Wow you are cute, do you do anal?

Alright this was the last one a matched with today

This, tbh fam

Rol

not with the say you fucking idiot

An Hero OP

Probably a bit but eh dubs

Baby I can't wait to ram my hard cock into your tight ass

I need a woman to take over all my problems and undo the trauma of my childhood with her pussy. And anus.

Are you that woman? I need someone to manage my life and who doesn't mind listening to me cry. I'm also looking at joining ISIS

Godwin's Law

OP, if this is dubs, please switch your tinder so you're hitting on dudes and you're gay. I want to watch that. Please do that

I love hedgie, I love seeing how far I can shove those little critters up my ass

Op is dumb as shit, sending shit to the wrong winrars

Check Em

Kek, Winrar

This

BB, u b dank, and I'm finna b dat boi.

Poop. Pee. Pooop

post more pictures of her