Continuing the Civ Thread
Here are the rules.
1. Dubs decide what happens if possible.
2. Even Dubs controls the red people and Odd controls the Aliens. Their future together is in your hands.
3. Only one dubs per picture update will count.
Continuing the Civ Thread
The reds massacre half of the alIens with their guns. The alIens just wanted peace.
Shit. Reroll.
Rereroll
red suicide bombs the aliens
aliens build a wall
Rerereroll
WINRAR
We're just repeating Red VS Brown, then?
Alien: Godzilla destroys Aliens tech.
Red: Steals alien tech
winrar
Roll
If I get dubs, first reply gets to choose what happens.
The Aliens, being ever so cautious, erect a force field to study at a distance.
Red pop: 15
Aliens: 150
Rr
rr
Kek enters the scene and devours Zeus and godzilla
Dubs are now blessed with +10 to pop and a tech advancement
rr
A traitor alien shit's down the forcefield to let the reds invade and attack
reds: Discover cloning as a way to reproduce since they have no females
Aliens: More wall
Rr
rr
roll for reds
reroll
Build a harbor
The alIens have a yearly cleansing ritual and kill the weak
rr
rolling
Reds: offer sacrafice of virgins to aliens believing theyre gods
Aliens: abduct for some probing
Aliens nuke godzilla and zeus remotely from their mothership while being protected by forcefield
Godzilla eats Zeus
Rr
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Arr she be a reroll dis one
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roll
Roll
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The United States discovers this land and joins as a third party team
More wall.. the fuck is wrong with you people?
rr
REROLL
An invading fleet arrives
Reroll
Rolling
fine.
reds: Discover cloning as a way to reproduce since they have no females
Aliens: Donald trump becomes their leader
Vladimir Putin sends the alIens to God
roll
reroll
Rr
rolling
roll
WINAR
Who the fuck is Allen?
Reds males discover how to impregnate themselves
Aliens more wall
Reds retreat to the other side of the river, sink the bridge and fortify it with ballistae and palisades along the shore
Godzilla joins his alien brethren
reds: they create cloning devices and population increases by 50
aliens: they disguise themselves as niggers and approach the camp
Reroll
The ALIENS arrive at ZEUS. What could they possibly want?
Red:15
Aliens: 150
Roll
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They persuade zues to join their cause
reds: Discover cloning as a way to reproduce since they have no females
aliens: Begin the zeus-religion
aliens kidnap zeus
red enslaves a nigger tribe far away north
They kill zeus
Rollin
rolling
Zeus smites them
or
Aliens smite Zeus
roll
The reds shoot the aliens in the head
There is a tidal wave that wipes out half of each population
Rr
While the Aliens left, Godzilla attacks the threat!
Red pop:15
Alien: 50
reds: Discover cloning as a way to reproduce since they have no females
aliens: Begin the zeus-religion
aliens kill godzilla
red fucks each other and pop increases
Aliens: The aliens mind control Godzilla
Godzilla: Godzilla kills all aliens
Reds launch a surprise attack on the aliens
Ship crashes and burns everything it lands on
Roll
rerolling
Aliens retaliate on Reds
reroll
The reds develop a nuclear weapon and use it on the aliens
Aliens deploy an emergency beacon for help
Red finds a neighboring village and kidnaps all the people
role
Reroll
Red godzilla is tortured by the faces of aliens hes killed and turns pacifist relying on reds vegies and cum
Alien abduct zeus for probing
roll
rolll
Roll
rr
Zeus kills the rest of the aliens
reroll
Reds discover cloning
Reroll
RR
roll
Reroll
rolling
Aliens for several turns and still no god probing, roll