Hello Sup Forumsros...

Hello Sup Forumsros, you've assisted me through some dark times and after years of lurking and participating I've noticed a change on our boards. I use to come here and enjoy the union within our community; that would take pride in participating in attacking individuals and websites against our values as Sup Forumsros and a society. It's been to long since we have had to defend ourselves and I do not plan on becoming lazy. So who's got a worthy cause that our delighting community can assist with? A raid? A voting poll? A streamer? You decide.
Also YLYL.

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mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
youtube.com/watch?v=ZSaRec-WzrU
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.

Kill Yourself

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I, for one, would like to give the government of Turkey a bad time, fer sure.

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Thanks for the new copypasta mate.

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I'm a very straight faced person practically humorless but this, my good sir, is fucking gold.

TIME FOR YOUF DAILY DOSE OF CANCER

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Same here lad.

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I LAUGHED AND LOST HOLY SHIT THIS IS REALLY FUNNY AND NOT CANCER COME ON IN IF YOU LIKE TO LAUGH AND LOSE BOYS

lol'd

all g Sup Forumsrudda

>new copypasta
>new

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O HO HO HO LAUGHED AND LOST!!! HOLY SHIT I AM DIEING OF THE LAUGHTER

He means it replaces the old one...... You are drop kick retarded.

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Dear sir could u please not feed them...

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/b is right wing tv. This place as a former free zone is now nothing more than government out reach.

Like all right wing poor, it and they are nothing more than tools of the state. Useful idiots par excellance.

Lost. hahahaha

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

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HI EVERYONE OP HERE, JUST WANTED YOU ALL TO KNOW I'M A STUPID NEWFAG WHO LIKES CRAPPY CANCEROUS YLYL THREADS, ENJOY THE CANCER

youtube.com/watch?v=Vovfm8IUvrk

You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up Sup Forums giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.

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Lets round up all the neck beard banana dopey coon fuckers and perform mass genocide. The Fourth Reich Shall Come Again!

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comrade

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Yes! Yes! Let us laugh! Laugh at the misfortune of others! HA! HAHA! LOL! I am going to post a naked banana! Won't that just be hilarity personified? HAHA! Look! It's a meme of the twin towers! Thousands of great people died! HA! So much win! Such lulz!

You "people" are a degenerate lot. I hope at some point in your lives, you take a look around at the world around you and pause; look at the faces of those passing by. They are just like you! They want to love and to be loved! Not to be exploited by virginal neckbeards! Not to be the laughing stock of the net! These are real people you're laughing at! It is sickening. It is sickening.

And don’t you turn this into a meme text.

I don't know why, but I lost hard to this.
I didn't think I was retarded, but I am okay with this.

Let me rephrase "Lets round up all the people associated with neck beards, fedoras, banana memes and having sex with people of African descent. We then perform mass genocide on these people. This will begin the reign of The Fourth Reich."

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The way this thread is going we should just raid somewhere with banana memes instead of our own threads. Tumblr or a famous persons account would be amusing.

living with cancer is like anything else, do it for long enough and you become accustomed to it.

Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?

You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on Sup Forums! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.

And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.

Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing Sup Forums." You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Filthy surfaceweb niggers.
The cancer banana is somehow actually funny to me now. Like its so cancerous and so unfunny, that it comes full circle.

Upvote if u agree. :^)

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Good Job, user! I'd like to buy you a beer

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You sir, have earned an up vote. Kudos to you for this fine post!
*unzipps katana*

>thanks lori

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Do you have le epic door gentleman cancer banana? From like, every cringe thread, ever.

Haha alright mate, honestly I've dodged Sup Forums for a while and had faith that maybe, just maybe we had the possibility to participate in a thread that wasn't pure cancer. I apologize. To all of Sup Forums i apologize. Sorry guys I fucked this one up. Bananas will always live on..... (Suicidal Gun Shot Goes Here)

ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS! Download the 2016 Banana Catalog now! 2,239 hilarious pictures of everyone's favorite banana and all the copypasta you can handle, all conveniently in one zip file: mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip

Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!

Who is Lori?

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Okay Sup Forums, serious question. Can somebody explain to me what the FUCK is with this banana? I'm fucking tired of seeing this shit spammed everywhere. It seems like every fucking YLYL for the past year has just been absolute garbage because some autistic anons have been posting hundreds upon hundreds of variations of that idiotic banana picture. Then they circlejerk themselves by samefagging with "I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE" "THANKS LORI" FUCK YOU, LORI. I don't know who the fuck "Bill" or "John" or "Lori" are but it's not fucking funny. This shit is stale.


Not that it bothers me (or anyone who isn't underage themselves), but don't you banana posting idiots get tired of posting a stupid meme that angers almost nobody, and never has? Or are you just bored shitless and don't feel like doing your homework so you thought you'd shit up an anonymous internet board with few rules just because you can?

The mind of an autistic child perplexes me. It actually might be beneficial for you to get some mental help or to join a support group. You guys seriously need to reconsider what you do in your home life or you'll never be satisfied.

Lost , kekkled my Sheckles m9

I really, really, really like being called a newfag over le cancer banana

Very cold pasta

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS

DUH REALLY HEY EVERYONE GET A LOAD OF LE COLDPASTA HATING OLDFAG OVER HERE

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Pasta

check out my sister everyone, fresh oc, guess her age

youtube.com/watch?v=ZSaRec-WzrU

NAKED BANANA!
Gonna feed ya potassium!
Naked Banana!
Get on ya knees and suck it!
Suck that big hard bananacock!
Deep deep deep deep deep deep down ya throat!
Grabbin the back of ya head and rammin deeper deeper!
Suck it … suck that big hard bananacock deep down ya throat!
Oil that butthole … I want to fuck ya so deep so deep so deep deep!
Rammin this big hard cock deep inside ya! Fucking ya hot cancer hole!
Lovin it here in the hottest thread on this whole damn planet … YLYL THREAD!

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