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how long since you fucked a girl?
6 months for me

NORMIES GET OUT

yesterday

just now

this is now an anime girl thread

2 days ago desu senpai

3 weeks ago

Never fucked anyone.

Get the fuck out normie. Go back to Facebook.

no.

I've never had sex

3 months ago, I don't like going out during the winter so I never get laid this season.

never

...

if you're underage please stop using this board.
if your 18+, please kill yourselves.

Knowing how to talk to half the people on this planet is a prerequisite to enjoying music which is normally based around them.

...

A month ago.

Last week. Probably going to today. I don't really like sex but my gf does and she's been seeming a little deprived lately so I've got to today.

Four days.

3 years

>he complains about virgins on Sup Forums
fuck off normie
fuck off

Never. Heterosexuality is extremely plebeian.

the thing is, we complain because you basically are a new fag.
When we started lurking, we were virgins too. But we are talking about 5 to 6 years ago, and you know, after a while, either you get your dick in tha pussy or you kill yourself.

and sooner or later it happens.

so, yeah, we oldfag are not virgins anymore kiddo

>enjoying music which is normally based around them.
>how to spot a pleb 101

~2 years, with a guy about a week ago

I'm not a virgin you stupid fuck
But you are complaining about virgins on an anime board. How fucking retarded can you get?
Also are you genuinely proud of wasting 6 years on this shit board? Only good thing to do here is shitposting

couple o'months ago with a whore

>tfw 20 y/o virgin

I'm 23 and a virgin if that makes you feel better.

6 months and some change. Last time I saw my now ex. I miss sex, but I find myself more misanthropic and introverted as time goes on so I don't miss women. I'm legitimately considering moving to some third world shithole with a low standard of living and getting myself a young wife or five that I use for satisfaction, cooking, and servant work.

>tfw 23 year old virgin
>tfw can speak to grills
>tfw will never have sex
>tfw will shitpost about it whenever I see a thread like this
>tfw there's nothing you can do about it

about 5 months
fingered a girl a few weeks ago tho
peak lol

5.5 years ago lol

influliblee logic amirite xdxd

cry more faget

never and i'm not even butt ugly, just awkward

kek, get madder faggorino

forever because I cant bring myself to sleep with a woman who doesn't love spiderland by slint

23 years

on nye im getting pussy tho, gotta believe

bump

>tfw 18 years old
>tfw been in a relationship for 2 years
>tfw laughs at you losers projecting your own insecurities on others
get laid or kill yourself man, jesus.

>23 years
>gotta believe
we all have our fantasies.

No, and no. I will probably outlive you actually. :^)

January 12 2015

28 years.

:( never

tfw turned it down in October

whoa, you'll be a wizrad in 2 years

if im circumcised in a country where circumcision isnt the norm, how likely is a girl gonna get creeped out when we go to fuck

never lol

A life without sex is a life not worth living user.

you will die a virgin if that is your priority.

you shouldn't feel bad about being a normie, most people are, after all

I fucked my anime gf a couple of hours ago and got a papercut on my dick

well its not like she isnt gonna see my dick

Highly likely you do not have a penis.

21 years
im 21, btw

About 15 hours ago desu

>tfw whining in this thread didn't get me laid

what the fuck I thought that was the deal

No offense but if you're 21+ and never had a gf, you are so far behind it's not even worth worrying about anymore. It's not going to happen. Even if it did, which it won't, you would be so inexperienced she would drop you in 1 day. You have to understand girls are hooking up and having relationships from the age 13 onwards. You're a fully grown man and you haven't even held hands. You cannot recover from that.

A year ago next week.

I haven't tried very hard to get laid because
>heartbreak

>tfw got my first gf at 20

Just scraped in :)

do normies actually evaluate all their actions in the context of will/will not get them laid?

Not true. My roommate got his first girlfriend after he turned 23 and I had given up hope for him because he was so anti-social. They've only been together for 6 months but still.

That said, he's a whipped little bitch that does whatever she says because he's afraid he'll lose her when he can definitely do better.

I didn't have sex but got head a couple of months back

After getting it I realized what a waste of time chasing it is, yet a lot of people do it.

Little more than a month ago, with my ex before she left to see her family for Christmas.

that's not true
I lost my virginity at 23, and she was also my first gf (I went out with other girls tho', I was experienced enought to seem like a funny/entertaining guy)

ofc I was shit as sex, but she didn't care that much, I ended up dumping her after she gave me an handjob.

(also she stalked me after)

so yeah, (not true by the way)

What country? Not a problem where I'm from

I don't think age is the issue.
The issue is setting "getting gf" as a life goal.

If you literally accept the first girl that has some interest in you, you're playing russian roulette. With 5 chambers loaded.

I know men usually don't get so picky when it comes to women, but that's because these guys only want a night of fun and that's it.
For a relationship, you NEED to be picky. And ready for any red signs. (by this age you should know more or less what's bad, like extreme jealously, too many men friends, bad past, talking too much about their ex, etc.)

But let's be fair here, you don't want a relationship. Come on. There are better things in life. And when it's time, relationship will come to you. (if you work on your personality, career, physical appearance.)

Gosh i just felt like these macho alpha gurus, damn i hate myself now.
But it's something that affects some of my friends, and it makes me kinda sad, you know?

i don't want a gf, i just want to fuck. i've never met a girl who i'd want spend so much time with

Like a year and a half. I really should but I don't really feel any urge to. How do I start having a sex drive again?

sex/bjs/hjs are overrated because of porn now i think
relationships can be too for other reasons
love isn't overrated though
no homo

england

Nah you should definitely be fine f a m

o-ok

same

Yeah. I'm a 28 year old khv. I gave up many years ago. Theres no point in even trying. And If I did someone get a gf, I have a feeling it would just make my life worse. I'll just stick to 2D.

about 30 hours
about 48 hours till the next time
feels good mane

not yet

> i've never met a girl
that's all i got from your post.

wtf man that's fucked up

i mean i'm definitely a sad 21-year old loser, but i've met lots of nice girls. i have, however, never met anyone with whom i shared interests to a degree where i'd like to pursue a relationship,

i'd just wish i wasn't so fucking beta and would just go out and fuck girls on the weekends. i'm pretty average looking, so it's my own fault for being a fucking anxious, awkward mess

It's like getting in an icy pool full of sharks, you just have to jump in man

yeah but right now i have no social life, i live in a small shitty town and i just want to go to uni next year. i did too many drugs as a teen instead of getting girls because i had terrible skin, and now i look average, but i'm just filled with anxiety and whatever.

>Love isn't overrated

Not at all user, not at all :'( :")

No sarcasm, Love is incredible

Relationships suck when you date bitches, they're cool when you're with someone wonderful

Promiscuous sex is honestly kind of boring. I need some feels there you know?

And BJs are overrated if the girl doing it doesn't know wtf she's doing desu. The BJ i got she didn't even let me bust in her mouth so that was pretty lame.

when ur just looking for a decent guy and it's so hard to fucking find

when you can't even predict when you'll lose it because you know it won't be anytime soon