Who's objectively the best Chris?

Who's objectively the best Chris?

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Christian Bale

Evans>Pratt>Pine>Pine's dad

Dubs confirmed

Literally clones.

Farley

White people tend to look the same due to inbreeding.

evans>pratt>hemsworth>pine

Evans > Pratt > Hemsworth > Pine

first post best post

but from these 4, hemsworth because he is a bro

Walken

Evans>Pratt>Pine=Hemsworth

Chan. Chris Chan.

>answering anything but Hemsworth
>not putting Pine last by light years

>no Parnell

shit thread

white people all look fucking same

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He's our guy

green, blue, blue, hazel eyes >>>> all shit coloured eyes

It's true. we all look like 9/10 models

this famalamadingdong

first post best post and dubs confirmed. Thank you based god..

Who do you:
>marry
>fuck
>kill
>adopt a Vietnamese daughter with

For me it's:
>Evans
>Pratt
>Hemsworth
>Pine

>Evans
>Hemsworth
>Pine
>Pratt

Chris Pine is a fucking fagggot and shouldn't be on the list at all.

>Crying and clapping when niggers on stage complaining about diversity
>Saying the Wonder Woman movie in an forced interview is exactly what's needed right now and is an amazing thing for empowerment

He's a faggot.

Evans is the best, then Pratt then Hemsworth.

Evans = Hemsworth > Memelord > The Cuck

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Woah, first time posting outside of Sup Forums and Sup Forums?

Evans

Shut up Cyril

Thor is the only non faggot

Wew

He's clearly doing it because he's a faggot and wants to be on niggers and women's side. It's blatantly obvious, from his close up camera crying to his bullshit lines about women in the Wonder Woman set video.

Why is this board so racist against whites? You disgust me.

Looks: Evans
Acting: Pine

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why does she acts like she hasn't had her nipples twisted ever? such a phony.

I don't see the big deal about Pratt

Evans is the shit though.

even in inbreeding they all look handsome

being white is awesome

I'm pretty sure if you work in hollywood you have to do that shit these days.

Evans tie between Hemsworth and Pine

Pratt sucks

Mah Nigga

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Is it me or has Laughing Captain America become the next Christian Bale Dubs?

It will never reach that status

It's getting there though at a rapid rate. Batman Bateman Bale has had more years to it.

I know it surpassed Costanza at bat.

stupid Fredposter

It should, to be perfectly honest.
Those Batman v Superman and Man of Steel Evans edits are comedy gold

hemms

The laughing slut man

Why is this allowed

>coloured
>with a u
opinion invalidated

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>Chad Evans
>Chad Pine
>Chad Pratt
>Chad Hemsworth

Everyone literally only wants Chad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Being too dumb to understand something is not the same as something being invalid.

Because women grabbing your cock and balls is hot.

What other eye color is there besides brown? Are you a fucking nigger?

Jesus

Objectively the best possible Chris ever. And he's not even a Chris.

underrated post

1st one is best all around
2nd one is the ladies favorite
3rd is second best actor behind Evans
4th is a meme actor

Based Evans > Memelord = Thor > Pine

dude everything is racist lmao

i can't imagine the faggot sheltered life you must live where everyone is right.

you probably support niggers who steal and smash innocent store owners buildings in the name of free speech.

>mfw a Sup Forumscuck is triggered near me
Why are you so obsessed with niggers anyway?

Posting in a historically significant thread

they make good target practice.

Can I fuck them all?

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Chris "slut slayer" Evans

You know he's dating a tranny

proofs?

>the dogs are in the enclosed pool area. garage side door is open

what did he mean by this

I also know he used to date this

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All 4 attempt to be funny from time to time, and Pine is the only one who's successful.

Used to see this minger on page 3 every day before work. Hate her stupid face and 3/10 tits.

She has a weird voice
I like her

Chris Evans.

His laughter is joyous and pure.

What trials do homosexual men face on their journeys to work?

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Thank you, Based God. My faith is restored.

Pratt seems like such a bro
I'd let him tickle my prostate while making fun of me no homo

>Letting any man touch you down there

You're a huge homo

i want to party with his character from horrible bosses 2

>chris evans to bro out with
>chris hemsworth to workout with
>chris pine sucks
>chris pratt to laugh with

Maybe.

for you.

>Dream Friend tier:
Evans
>Fine tier:
Hemsworth
>Annoying Meme tier:
Pratt
>Literally Who tier
Pine

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I can't think of the name Chris without thinking of this:

Because only female objectification is wrong.

Meme man

Christian
Freedom lover
Family man
Philanthropist
Mentor

No wonder the Jew on here wants us to hate him.

Wow what a fag

switch evans and pratt

How do you get THIS GAY? Like, I know a good few gay dudes, and they are not gay like this.

lmao

shiet

Hemsworth [6'3"] > Pratt [6'2"] > Evans = Pine [6']

I wanna fug her

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