NEW THREAD; UPDATES COMING SOON, THIS ONE IS LATEST UPDATE
NEW THREAD; UPDATES COMING SOON, THIS ONE IS LATEST UPDATE
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>be nigger
>ooga booga where the white women at
>rampart in the way
>betta go on me way missa
nigger do you really think it's worth wasting our time on full fucking palisades or something? a rampart and ditchens are good enough
build ramparts.
Send some niggers to die working the fields. Save 3 males as permanent slaves. Lock away females in brothel and protect with 2 well equiped solders. Use female slaves as exotic hookers to create biracial slave babies and as a tourist attraction.
Is this a mobile game or Civ 6? Honestly can't tell anymore.
Rolling for increased guards. Also begin domestication local wildlife (horses or whatever the fuck) to use for sale and increased farm and labor productivity. Execute one of the priests for suspected heresy
Roll
Roland
Rolling
Roll
Dubs for a peaceful emissary from a nearby small town walks into our village. His town is slightly larger than ours and richer thanks to a successful port and trade routes, but have grown lazy and unsuspecting due to leave, so their army is weak. He is not affected by any previous rolls. First dubs that respond to this post get to decide what happens.
God damnit dubs get
Due to peace* reroll
Roll.
Did you get all the dubs from the last thread?
Rolling one last time. Execute this religious man!
Wasted
>rolling for nigger control
>rampart in the way
>soldiers guarding choke-point
and your earthen walls will do what, now?
Make it slightly more difficult to walk up a hill?
Good thing they slowed down. God forbid they stop.
>implying you can't export a ton of lumber after you tear down your temporary walls and retain the production means required to put them up
Reee
Nice waste you fucking monkey.
Rolling for this. Make peace with town and betray in future.
Fuuuuck
Rollin
anti-nigger movement builds pyramids to show their cultural superiority over niglets
market trade is limited to the very same village right now, only bandits to raid are savage niggers looking for their missing mates who came to town for a fuckfest
>nigger raid
ok so basically you rolled for nothing, because one man converted to something and is now the philosopher propagating vodka, the mystic brew you have yet to create
>general population educated on substances that affect body and mind
>people kill him for being a heathen nontheless
>people visit the woods, try different shrooms and die, but identify edible ones as well as magic shrooms
>survivor becomes "da medicine man" and builds a house for " 'is 'erbs "
>RES +1
>crops stored so far are gone
ok i only have one and it looks like shit
>RES +1
thats a lot for a single roll, ill skip the repairs part
>10 people die with the floods
>+3 foood with next update
>wall ded
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>the flood has destroyed old wall, new wall coming with next update
>people start embracing drugs and part from religion and anti-nigger sentiments
POP: 69 (+8 per turn) (10 slave niggers, 5 nigger kids soon to become slaves, 11 soldiers)
RES: 2 (+3 per turn)
FOOD: 0 (+2 per turn), next turn brings additional 3 food
Nigger work camps
forgot mill, coming with next update, also res+1
Free the niggers as long as they promise to stay as far away from the village as possible
dubs or trips: mayor enacts new law that prohibits white-nigger mating and banishes already born hybrids from town
quads:all niggers' penises are cut off, no exceptions
moar food production
and/or luxuries for trading
research projectile weapons
>I'm keking so hard at this
Rolling for niggertown to be converted to a work camp
a guy discovers magnets and magnetism
cult of god of darkness arises
reroll
rerollkng
The pyramid priests sacrifice a child from the village every two turns on order to appease the Sun God. Half the village goes along with it whilst the other half quietly dissent.
Rerollll
Build food production
Build a school/workshop for research or some shit
>research projectile weapons
Roll
Domesticated local animals for increased labor and trade productivity. Begin experimenting with different drugs and herbs to keep that bug shit from destroying our crops again. Smoke a blunt ayy lmao
Re
God fucking reroll
Reee
Females start to get more slutty
get frustrated
roll for extravagant suicide
The guards train a pack of war hounds. They kill three villages whilst being trained.
re
Rolllll
I have yet to dubs in either thread. Roll God damnit
Flood plain farming implemented (like on The Nile) to boost harvest and work with peroidic flooding
>Three villages
Holy shit
Re
this
A library is built.
fail at suicide
attempt to research projectile weapons
for the fourth fucking time
>Bump!!!
Rolling for flood plain farming
Plague hits, quarter of the village is wiped out.
Serious depression hits town due to flood and loss of life. Women upset and stop fucking because of depression so pop growth slows down 1 turn. Men get agitated and violent due to lack of poon. Fights break out more easily
attempt to fuck slutty village bitches
attempt suicide again
ill keep pushing this for summerslam
Rolling
Roll
Roll for dis
Oh shit!
Fuck off nigger.
The slutty village whores cause STDs to spread rapidly
Due to plague of trips instead of prior flood. Roll
magnets, tho
Listen to "Da Medicine Man" for answers on safe sex
>attempt to commit suicide by transporting plague-ridden bodies for burial
Depression spreads rapidly due to this causing
Fucking waste of dubs though. On the back of this can unforseen consequences be all the villages dress as plague doctors forever? With the weird beaks? That is the fashion for the rest of time.
Pyramid turns out to be Space Ship
>Space shit takes off
>Town flips shit
>Blames the jews
>Holocaust ensues
Quarter of village pop dies, Pyramid flies away, national socialism takes effect.
We really need more food for our growing population. Dunno why people aren't starving.
A new farm is built, with cows and chickens.
what game is this?
Bump.
Rolling for plague-core
Finally a fucking roll for those dope masks!
>roll to become village idiot wearing bird-mask (thinking it's the same as a plague-mask)
>Bump
Due to the slutty village women, the population increases rapidly
This
MAGNETS
NYPA, dumbass.
Fucking waste
Reroll
DEUS VULT
mspaint.exe it's pretty good
if i get dubs stables are built with a single horse in it (finally!)
Spanish Flu hits, kills another fifth of the population.
Designate shitting street.
What?
Nice finally got dubs
>intentional waste
I just like to see the dubs burn
it's graphics from several games meshed in paint
>reroll
An outside trader comes and sets up in town with regular trading routes.
We can now convert resources from A to B.
once more, with feeling
>Bump
rolling for village to search for neighboring villages
updates of forgotten rolls included
females getting supply from medicine man get slutty while high, pop +3 per turn
wat
slutty females start infecting people with unknown desease
>doctor and medicine man work on cure
>1/4 of pop dies (no niggers, since not allowed to breed)
oh shit!
half of the non nigger pop dies instead of 1/4
quite fashionable plague doctor outfits are trending, trendy people start informing others of STDS.
i said no rerolls of rerolls
and since your roll conflicts with others, it gets ignored
POP: 46 (15 nigger slaves) (+11 per turn)
roll
Shit on street anyways
>designate this, motherfuckers
thsi
RES: 5 (+3 per turn
FOOD: 5 (+2 per turn)
Turns out a nigger slave has secretly been building a fortune. He buys his own freedom and builds this house in the upper west region of the map.
Some people says he is secretly hiding niggers in the basement and attic.
>asks what game this is.
Hurr durr not your personal army hurrr
You just find this place newfriend?
rawl
I'm glad that out of all my rolls, this was the one with dubs.
That was for farming to allow floods to roll in and out after harvest season, so they don't negatively affect crops and irrigate the land.
>build farming canals
reroll, come on