Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Evan Martinez
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Luke Ross
my wiener is stuck inside of my own asshole
Owen Morales
...
Camden Green
Black lives are mattering in my town.
John Smith
Keksaurusrex!
Jacob Nguyen
How on Voyager did you get it that way?
Sounds like a problem for Engineering.
That's hardly an emergency.
Kayden Scott
...
Oliver Hernandez
Nothing. Writhing on the floor in agony is perfectly normal.
Nolan Barnes
I injected 5 whole marijuanas and now I cum blood.
Angel Walker
>Hardly a medical emergency
Colton Bennett
I am in... love.
Ryan Brown
i was gangbanged by alians
i need a check
Matthew Murphy
I keep craving watermelon and fried chicken.
Jacob Gonzalez
Well, I'm not detecting anything out of the ordinary.
Perhaps an alien STD?
Who are you, and how did you get on this ship?
Alright, lie down on the table there.
Landon Watson
...go on.
Cameron Carter
my midoclirians are low
Brandon Allen
Still believing in superstition, crewman?
Nathan Gonzalez
I am Teal'c.
The door opened,
I got in.
Lincoln Thomas
Hey guys if you think THAT's weird...
David Cook
Doc I think I became my own grandad in the last temporal causality loop we hit.
What do, Doc?
Ian Reyes
>door
>mfw
Did someone activate my ECH module?
Ah, Ensign Fry. You're needed in Engineering.
Jeremiah Ortiz
1) Go find you're mother
2) have sex with her
3) produce another you
4) go fuck yourself.
Christian Powell
I did that on the causality loop before the last one.
>mfw my mom had an ass that could stop a bus
Benjamin Green
you can sall it a superstition but it still lets me throw you across a room.........well if i had my mitaclorians
Josiah Rodriguez
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
Jordan Hill
look you fucking asshole, it doesn't matter HOW my dick got stuck up my ass, all that matters is that it DID. so instead of playing twenty fucking questions how about you FUCKING HELP ME YOU USELESS CUNT GRAVY CUM DUMPSTER
Caleb Butler
this episode was always super dumb to me
shes female ok......but what does that even mean to a non sexually dimophic speeches
did she grow new organs? does female translate differently ? did that planet have tumblr
Hunter Russell
Doctor, I have a real medical emergency! I need your help.
Oh, you're not a real doctor.
Robert Cook
doctor what is wrong with this guy? -youtube.com
David Jones
Doctor I think I have a case of dubs
Leo Wood
The other crewmen fear me, and I don't understand their etiquette or sense of humor.
Also, my lower gluteal regions are frequently sore reducing my overall efficiency. This is unacceptable, and this region requires medical attention at once.
Sebastian Hughes
Doctor, I was taking my sonic shower with the boys of Deck 9 and noticed that my penis is someone...shall we say...shorter than theirs. Is this a problem?