ITT: greentext how you lost your virginity

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>lost your virginity
>implying

I'll let you know whenever it happens.

This

>

>pressured a religious girl into having sex with me
>fooled around a good bit before
>grabbed her ass from behind
>thrust my dick inside of her for about 20 seconds
>she said it hurt
>was basically rape
>pulled out
>took her back home

pretty proud of 20 year old me tbh

>be 23
>at long-time friends house
>drinking tequila
>she gives me the 'fuck me' eyes
>start making out
>too drunk to get very hard
>wait an hour, try again
>much better
>lets me choke her
>cum on face
>shoot a bit into her hair and laugh

overall 8/10 first time. could have been so much worse

>be 14
>"clare the bear" wants to bang me
>friend has free house
>start banging her in friends bedroom
>friends start banging the skylight window, shouting and laughing at me
>even the bear laughs at me

>be me
>one day
>has sex

>be 17
>like girl
>hang out with girl
>make out with girl every time we meet
>ask her what we are
>"um idk, were just not dating"
>she leaves
>im mad
>hanging out with her friend
>asks whats wrong
>explain situation
>"yeah she does that with every guy"
>think fuck her i dont need this drama bull shit
>literally just ask friend "hey you wanna go fuck?"
>she says yes
>get first blowjob followed by 20 min of sex in her yard at night on a blanket
>next day
>get call from original grill
>of course friend told her we fucked
>user get your ass over here now
>go
>user how could you
>youre the one who said we werent dating
>that didnt mean i didn't want to date you
>how the hell am i supposed to know that?
>staredown
>she slaps me
>staredown again
>angry make out
>clothes flying off
>angry 10 min sex
>scratches, hair pulling etc
>get up after fucking
>so i guess im your gf now user
>think about all the bs
>nah your just the 2nd girl ive fucked
>leave with her screaming at me down the driveway
>date other girl's sister through first semester of college.
Fun times

>be 17
>chill with this fat chick
>smoke and shit
>we get drunk one night
>play drinking game to always sunny
>hammered by the first episode
>make a move
>make out
>she tasted like pickles
>fuck for like 30 minutes
>faked cumming so I could stop

> be me, 17
> work at Wendy's making shit pay
> 10/10 qt works there too
> close with her most days
> barely manage to have non autistic conversation
> find out she can't stand current bf
> smoke with her, find out we share many interests
> one night, hanging out in her bedroom
> her bf's coming over
> he arrives, massive faggot
> after he leaves look at her for a while
> fuck it, smooch her
> end up fucking her on the bed her boyfriend was just sitting on
> cuck him for a couple months
> she finally breaks up with him
> dating the girl I lost my virginity to a year and a half later

>be 20
>at gf's mom's house
>gf mom is super ultra giga nigga Pentecostal
>in guest bedroom adorned with crosses
>wake up to gf straddling me
>she pulls my dick out and puts it in
>feelsgoodman.png
>slowly fuck
>rest of day looking into her mom's eyes feeling guilty as shit

thats some cringey fiction there user

Explain?

>wanted to break up with bf
>wasn't feeling it anymore
>send him message
>"we need to talk"
>he knows what's coming
>catch bus to his place
>"user i'm breaking up with you"
>yeah ok anonette
>sadface.jpg
>go to leave
>"anonette... do.. do you wanna come back in?"
>...
>realise i need to lose my virginity at some point
>may as well be now
>already 17 year old virgin don't wanna be 18 without sexing
>go back inside
>literally after just breaking up with him
>do the sex
>painful
>catch bus home
>get home look at panties
>covered in blood from vag ripping
>no ragerts

Still mates with the guy now 7 years later

> be 16yo beta fag
> crush on this emo girl in school
> talking to one of my friends in a phone call one night
> they yell at sister for being loud
> sister comes over, they talk
> find out it was the girl I had a crush on
> ohshit.jpg
> talk to her a bit
> get her number from her, she was pretty cool
> she asks me out
> youfuckingwhatm8.mp3
> agree
> find out she's 12
> youfuckingwhatm8_pt2.flac
> oh well, bot that big of an age gap, and she's pretty mature
> like a 9/10 too
Fast forward two months
> date for a little while, share all of my firsts but sex with her
> making out in her house one night, she starts grinding on me
> I finger her, always enjoyed that
> "I want you to put it in me, user"
> my dick got harder somehow
> suggest that it's probably not a great idea because 12
> she wouldn't stop
> finally comes time for me to leave
> go out to my car, talk and kiss for a bit
> tells me she really wants me
> literallyhowdidthishappen.wtf
Next time I saw her, same thing was repeated and we ended up fucking for ~2 hours

This was 20 years ago.
Pic semi-related. Very similar body.

>18yo GF of two weeks.
>Skipped distant relatives funeral.
>House to ourselves, decided to fuck, took forever for me to cum.
>Been with her 10 years now, she loves anal and gives good head(great sometimes).

pushed my penis into her vagina

>be 17
>be at goth girls house
>neighbor wants goth to babysit their kids
>don't go home user
>fell asleep in her bed
>woke up inside goth girl getting rode.

cringefest. fucking kys

>be me
>be 17
>fell in love with some girl in middle school
>stayed with her until she left me after sophomore year cause she was sick of us going to different schools
>got beaten and raped and cheated on by her "boyfriend" junior year
>eventually her parents had it
>switch to 50/50 between my school and homeschool
>tells me she's sorry for everything
>still loves me
>just wants me to accept her
>ignore her at first, but she proves she'll do almost anything to win my love back
>still love her
>start dating, going on nighttime adventures like the old days
>fall harder and harder
>cuddled to sleep one night
>she has nightmares if I'm not with her
>parents trust me so we fell asleep together a lot
>next morning we made pancakes
>food fight with the ingredients
>tells me to give her my shirt/shorts so she can wash them cause pancake batter
>start making out
>made sweet, sweet love to her on her bed for almost 2 hours
>still with her today

>user fucked 3 girls
>nigga if you dont want to believe the stories then stay out of the thread. Or kys for being a stupid faggot.

>be 17
>hanging out with my friends at this girls house
>group of friends is primarily female
>birthday so we are all having fun
>girls who house it is calls me over
>she gives me a high five putting a condom in my hand
>she opens the door to the basement and says Happy Birthday user, enjoy
>kinda stunned thinking what the fuck as I head down to the basement
>female I had a crush on in middle school standing there naked
>instantly diamonds
>she says happy birthday user as as she lays on the carpet spreading her legs and plays with herself
>get naked and lay on top of her
>we make out
>she takes the condom out of my hand and tells me to get on my knees
>do so as she gets up and leans over
>blows me as she puts the condom on
>proceed to have sex that lasted a minute
>she kisses me and says hope you enjoyed it

Spoke to her a few years ago for the first time since I lost my virginity to her. Wants to fuck again since we have grown up. She sent me a ton of nudes.

>didn't
>:(

>put my dick in her vagina

> didn't

>says the virgin

nobody's biting, faggot

>9 YO in sunday school
>Fat 14 YO slut who goes for the free food
>"hey user you look hot, why don't you come to my house on friday and we'll have fun"
>awesome I'll get my dick wet
>sneak out of house at 9, parents don't notice I jump the fence
>sister is also sneaking out
>fuck, gotta hide
>she jumps into her friends car
>sweet no one around, walk an hour to get to fat bitch's house
>she started without me
>going to town with dildo
>fuck is that .jpg
>whatever penis in vagoo nao
>fuck her brains out
>she stops going to church
and that's how I lost my virginity to a fat stupid cunt and regretted it.

Oh hooooo got me there user.
>implying I haven't posted my story already

>be me
>have sex

You 12 yo faggots really need to die or at least learn what bait is

Such is life with the dill breathed fatties

>oh look, it's fucking nothing

>all stories posted here are a work of fiction. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
If his story is fake so is yours faggot

>I don't

I'm this^ femanon, I have 3 other stories of virginities I've taken. One was an ultra-beta autismo, one was a super-weeb, and one was a 15 year old on bandcamp.

Want me to dump stories?

>be me
>be 16
>shit human being as I am
>have gf
>but I'm not in school
>hit on this older fat chick
>agree to be her "bf"
>go to her house and fuck her
>was ok I guess
>dump her next day
>real gfs friends rat
>lie my ass off
>dump gf
>continue to be a whore

>be me, 13
>older married fag meets me at book shop
>I look way older
>we go back to his
>wife is away
>we fuck
>I leave.

>16 years old, friends and I enjoy getting drunk
>I don't speak to any girls really except online girls
>My group of friends know girls and I start to meet them and act alpha around them
>Fancy this one girl a fair bit, talk to her and eventually ask her out
>We all chilling and drinking one night at friends house in garden
>We decide to go camping down the road and drink more
>Drink till early hours
>Party dies down, only around 4 of us left
>Sun is coming up, in tent with new gf
>Get touchy feely
>Eat her pussy (we already done foreplay stuff before)
>Don't say a word, make my way up between her legs and insert my hard cock
>Fuck her for about 2 minutes and cum over her
>Fuck her again shortly after


Was awesome. Eventually she turned in to a bitch and I dumped her, she then got pregnant and came to me for help.. I sort of got back with her as she was going to have an abortion.. we fucked while she was pregnant and I gave her a few good creampies, lol fun times.

Tits or gtfo

thts cute user

>Raped a Chinese girl

Then share them

summerfag. that is b&

>i fucked up and got a bitch pregnant
>it was during a rape while she was passed out drunk
>she blackmailed me into being a father

said the 12 yo faggot...

Lol nah but hey why don't you post a pic of your own vagina you pussy cunt

Deleted them when I met the woman I'm with now. The chick I lost my virginity too always wanted to fuck more but we never did. I went off to the military and she did a year later.

> raped a bitch

ohhhh you really showed him ,fucking hell that come back ohhhhh

Wasn't mine, we broke up and she got pregnant during that time, nah she was always conscious too when we fucked unfortunately

And you dont know the difference between b& and b8.

MODS B& THIS UNDER AGED

FAGGOT

>went to party
>told other some what sober girl I have codiene blunt
>we smoked
>we fucked
>too much adderall
>pounded her for like 5 hours and didn't nut

>been fucking around with fat girl for a few weeks
>she's unhappy with her boyfriend but still living together, guess he gets drunk a lot and is an asshole/has physically abused her
>i eventually do start catching real feelings for her
>at this point i really do want to fuck her and have made out/dry humped a lot
>one day when i'm not really feeling having sex she decides she wants to
>i was on a lot of etizolam and stoned as fuck, pretty sure she was taking some xanax
>she decides we will fuck and gets me in a largely unused room in their apartment
>we both start getting undressed and she kind of fails to get me up properly before slipping a condom on
>start having sex missionary, pound the shit out of her pussy and can't really feel much and she cums
>try doggy for a bit, still cant feel much and aren't up properly
>condom bunches up and i tell her
>she says "no no no I don't like that" and removes condom
>doesn't finish me off
>cries after
i got her off a couple of times after that with finger banging but she never made me cum. I haven't had sex or any encounter with a girl after and its been about three years. things got rough between us and i pulled some heinous shit in benzo rage. haven't talked to her in about a year. I had some fantasies about hatefucking her and still do when i really think about it.

Sperglord pretending to be a "real gurl" confirmed

> got raped

okay

>be today
>be 21
>still a kissless, hugless virgin

Real rape or consensual sex that you later regretted rape?

Pics

IT IS MY GOAL TO TELL MY TRUE STORY SINCE NO ONE IS BELIEVING SHIT.
>be 12 grill is 14
>hot as fuck emo perky as fuck tits and big for a 14 year old
>shes adopted and she lives 20 hours way from me and she visits cousin which so happens to be my next door neighbour/best friend at the time
>huge childhood crush we get up to shit i always skated around and she followed and we got up to crazy shit
>we would make out and i would some nights get to suck her tits which was the best fucking thing best tits 9/11
>some days we had fights some days we were really close
>one day my older sister leaves with next door neighbours to go to the shops all together i expected Annie to go *perky tits girl*
>i stayed home playing xbox
>Annie comes in while im playing xbox and im half ignoring her half being mean for whatever reason i was a fuckhead kid
>next minute i decide to start making out with her
>she goes with it
>go down south with my hand to finger her and she lets me. she has never let me touch her pussy before always been boobs.
>i take her into the bathroom because parents are home *two story house*
>i pull her panties down straight away and theres this bald hairless innie 20/10 pussy
>fuck her for 20 seconds and cum so hard inside her tight beautiful 14 year old pussy
>she says that was quick
>go back to playing xbox

>be me, 17 at the time, be playing darkages from nexon
>decent level, almost maxed monk, find a power level
>like this dude's jacket, wanted it, was too expensive for me so the power leveler offered to buy it for me
>thought that was nice so i added this nice person to msn
>at first it started as nothing, just getting to know this person, didnt really do anything for about a month
>learn of her issues and about her family
>some lady in her 40's from idaho, doesn't like her husband anymore, doesnt have the courage to leave him, needs to drink before they fuck
>months go by, i start webcamming her, we fap to each other n shit
>i finally get her to stop fucking husband and drinking, not sure if for real but i believe anyhow
>meet another girl on darkages, hit it off with her, some 16 year old from puerto rico, fuckin deadly, totally shy
>try and juggle these women without letting them know im dating the other, somehow they find out months later, after picswapping n shit
>they both confront me on darkages, force me to pick one of them to be with
>think logically, this 40 somethin lady can take care of me, fuck it choose her because the puertobitch wont give me anything more than her tits and pictures
>couple months go by, and the lady says she wants to fuck me so badly
>she buys a ticket, takes vacation days, and tells family she's going on a business trip, oh btw she left her husband's house and moved in with her parents, took her kids too
>she comes to washington, at my mom's house, comes inside, i introduce her to my mom and her bf at the time (my sister's dad)
>mom is freaking out, her bf tries to console her and convince her this is what i need to become a man
>opt to split so mom doesn't have to see her anymore, her bf hold's her back so she doesn't kill the lady lel
>we go shopping for some food n shit, go hit up holiday inn
>fuck like animals for hours all night, beta af, farting noises happening too top kek, at the end i smoke a cigarette

holy shit. good for you user

>Be me
>Be 28
>Still a virgin

yes, dump pls

But you got quads

> the year of our Lord 1979
> parents are free spirit types
> me 17 years of age in my room doing homework listening to some CCR
> parents "friendly get together" down stairs apparently turns into an orgasm
> about 11 o' clock one of my mom's friends wanders into my room drunk as fuck
> Makes a man out of me
> she makes breakfast for me in the morning
> never see her again

>please ffs can i just stick the tip in?
>fine but just for a sec. your parents could catch us
>stick tip in
>she backs me up. calls it off
>about a month later
>go to wed. night youth group (how we met)
>before it starts, sneak out to woods
>pretty usual occurrence to get high before these meetings. we were truly the edgelords
>except this time it was to have sex
>lay a fucking blanket down
>and stick in slowly after putting condom on
> she's on her back
>im inside her
>and for a minute, life is good.

> celebrate quads

On drugs, expecting a fatty to get you up, plus the desensitization of a condom. I wouldn't give up on sex if I were you.

>be 15
>have girlfriend
>in her bedroom
>start fingering her
>gives me head
>"I promised to katie that I wouldn't have sex until you said you loved me"
>youdon'thaveenoughbadgestocockblockme.gif
>"I LOVE YOU"
>both lose our virginity
The funny thing was that her whole family was in the house. And her sister was next door.

Uh orgasm should read orgy.

Fucking spell correct

>be virgin
> . . .
>
>
>
>
>still be virgin

in the morning i discovered she played wow too
i didnt shower until the last morning we fucked, she was apparently on her period.. i thought she tasted like strawberries, got my red wings that morning
blood came outa my dick like i was pissing it, i was terrified, luckily i didnt catch anything...
few months go by and i cheat on her over fucking gaiaonline, she sees my comment on some 14 year old's profile about wanting to cook for her and she decided to dump me lol

> be me 15
> gf 7/10 16
> gf gives me sign to stick my peen in her
> put on rubber, stick in, cum
> virginity lost

>mfw i got quads
btw my actual face, r8 me?

>be 18
>take girl to prom
>Too nervous to do anything after prom at her place
>fall asleep in floor in her room while she's in the bed
>Wake up feel like a complete beta loser
>Get mad at myself
>she wakes up and asks me if I had fun at prom
>say yeah then sit next to her and run my hand up her thigh
>No idea what i'm doing
>Start kissing her and she grabs on my dick
>Start undressing
>she starts sucking me off
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Roll her over and go into my wallet for a condom I didn't think i was gonna be able to use
>Put it on and slowly slide into her
>feelsamazingman.jpg
>10 strokes in
>Shit shit shit i'm already close
>then she cums out of nowhere
>says "it's been awhile" and she's sorry
>holy fuck
>I say "it's okay and i'm a virgin"
>why why why the fuck did I tell her that
>She looks disappointed
>Tell her to ride me
>I lay down and she awkwardly starts riding my cock
>Don't know what to do with my arms
>I'm an awkward retard
>Grab on her tits which was too small to grab
>Grab on her ribs for some reason instead
>Feel stupid and nut
>She say's, "That was kinda quick"
>I say, "it's been awhile haha"
>she looks confused and say's, "I thought you were a virgin OP?
>I say, "Yeah but I jerk off alot and it's been awhile"
>Why did I say that
>She look's creeped out
>Get dressed and decide to leave and never come back
>See girls eyeball me alot during the hallways
>Feelsbadman


>I jerk off alot

>plan sex night with girlfriend while prents are out of town
>she comes over in trenchcoat, reveals nothing on underneath
>pick her up and carry her to my be
>rockharddick.jpeg
>kiss for a bit, suck nipples for a bit, finger for a bit
>put on condom and immediately lose wood
>'sorry'
>watch Zack and Miri Make a Porno
>all the scenes making me hard again
>ask to try again
>success!
>do it like 3 more times during the course of the movie
Part of why Seth Rogen gets an automatic pass for me, he was a real bro that night.

>almost anything
what would she not do?

Could make good trap if tried/10

>Be 14, summer before 8th grade
>Living in shitty little town in Kansas, population 3,000
>Hanging out at the town park with two sophomores because there wasn't anyone else our age in town
>Decide to play Truth or Dare
>Dare both girls to show me their tiny A-cup tits
>They do
>It's the middle of July and it's hotter than hell, so one suggests we go hang out at her house since her dad is at work
>Hanging out in her bedroom, one suggests a contest to see who can suck dick better
>I oblige
>They take turns sucking my dick, and then I end up in the other girl's little brother's room on his bed
>We fuck for about twenty minutes, after five minutes of "Is it in?" and "Wrong hole"
>Neither of us cum
>We start dating a few days later
>Fuck a few more times when we're all hanging out, she gets her friend to suck my dick because she "doesn't like doing it"
>Have a falling out as soon as school starts, we all become enemies, never speak or fuck again
>Fast forward twelve years
>Chick I lost my virginity to has had a sex change and calls herself "Eddie" now

I don't give a fuck who you are, your first few times are always incredibly awkward and shitty. You don't start having porn star-style sex until your late teens or early twenties.

you look like shaggy

>does a hand job from a Vietnamese hooker count?

wouldn't be ok with me seeing other girls. that's about it. she get's really jealous when other girls try to talk to me. Really clingy, but that's ok cause I love her.

...

Why does the word "milf" make me think of some kind of biting insect, like one might need to have one's mattress fumigated because of an infestation of milfs?

>Be me a month ago
>19
>Not much of a social life and stay inside playing vidya most of the time
>Also too autistic to do much else
>Tired of being a virgin
>Look up escorts in my area and find a decent one
>Book a session, nervous as fuck
>Heart beating fast when I head to her hotel
>Still super nervous and having second thoughts
>Go up to her room and knock on door
>I go in, I hand her $220
>We talk for 15 mins then fuck for 45 mins
>Blowjobs and sex in multiple positions
>Don't cum
>She says times up and I get dressed and leave

>be me
>high school
>2 weeks in
>goth girl starts being aggressive flirty with me
>shes okay, im young and stupid
>we date for 1 week
>she says she wants me
>we fuck for 30 seconds
>i think of my teacher
>we end up dating for another 2 weeks, no sex
>i break up
>she cries about how i used her
>tell everyone she is a slut
>find a nude of someone with same body
>leak it - tell everyone its her
>she leaves the school
>cus I find another gf.
>school wasnt cheap.

>your first few times are always incredibly awkward
Can confirm this is bullshit. I was also a porn enthusiast and she wasnt a virgin.
Its only awkward if both of you are complete virgins.

god-tier show
youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Cut hair or style it differently. Work on that expression too, Jesus. Looks like you're about to implode of sadness. Other than that, you look fine. Average, I'd say.

If you want pussy, just go out and fake confidence. It'll eventually happen. Trust me.

whoa. really similar to my first time. i can see what you mean by pickle breath, but the girl i was fucking with was more like ham, or sharp ham. turned out she had cancer. maybe the girl you fucked for the first time has cancer. you should probably ring her and let her know she has cancer.

>be me
>have sex

>be 19
>tinder

>be 15
>really like of mine but she lives crazy far
>her cousin lives much closer
>cousin really wants the dick because I'm fucking awesome
>decide what the hell, 15 is typical v-card losing age
>smash her cousin over the summer
>sole reason so I can answer "your cousin" to what did you do today?
>eventually friend gets jealous
>1 year later it works
>13 years later still with that friend

>be you
>didn't have to really work for it
>didn't really earn it
>congrats tho

wow

>Be me
>Be 15
>Meet this hot chick, call her Anne
>hot by my standards, actually just a 7/10
>Start talking
>She's always by my side
>Ask her if she wants to come over and watch netflix
>"Sure user!"
>We get to my place
>Start watching show A
>She asks if theres a search function
>Yeah
>That must come in handy
>Places immense sexual tone on handy
I may have been 15 but I wasn't an idiot
>She starts by getting in my pants
>feelsgood
>I get the bonner of my life
>Starts slow, little cautious
>Gets furiously fast
>I cream the crop
>"Wow user"
>"What a fuckin loser"
>"Only 2 minutes?"
>yeah...
>stop talking to my reflection
>wash my hands
>go and watch pokemon indigo league
Thats the story of how I got my first handjob from a hand named anne

> fucked a 12 year old
Fucking pedophile