BIG

BIG

GOOK

COCK

STRONG

>USA
GOLD
SILVER
SILVER
SILVER
SILVER

>Australia
GOLD
GOLD
>"Are we strong like America yet?"

>Hungary
>who cares after today

I'm happy to settle with mediocrity: the post

Australia looks pretty mediocre so far and yet you are delighted

Only 3 total medals, nice try.

"ok"

>Australia is in charge now

>Day1

>USA
GOLD
SILVER
SILVER
SILVER
SILVER

>mediocre Australia hoping to stay relevant the next 2 weeks
GOLD
GOLD
>"Are we strong like America yet?"

Based Hungary dominating the per capita rating as usual.

Australia only qualified one sprinter. Lol. Do they realize week two is all track and field?

*squish*

Hungarian swimmer was trained in USA thank you. Univ of Southern Cal swim team. Fight On!

Why is Germany even talking? Wtf have they done?

Why are you so obsessed user?

>Leading the medal table on day 1 is like winning the Olympics for Australia

>Beta Germany wins no medals comes to thread to talk with the alphas who actually have won medals
>says we are the ones obsessed
>Germany

>applauds a country for doing without talking bad about another country very well
>gets shit on

*doing well

>applauds a country for doing without talking bad about another country very well
What did he mean by this?

>applauds a country for doing well without talking bad about another country
this

Applause goes like this:
Bravo America and Australia, the great swimming nations
Bravo America, the greatest nation that saved us from being Nazis
Say it...

>Bravo America, the greatest nation that saved us from being Nazis
Eat more globalist asshole.

Say it...say Thank You America from saving us from being Nazis

This is why we keep our military bases on Germany soil. To keep Europe safe. And who pays for that? America

fuck off cunt
entschuldigen sie, bitte ignorieren sie diese user

Oh wow Japan is severely cucked.

>scan the thread
>only 1 per capita post

WTF I hate Sup Forums now!!

isn’t a fair comparison. The big
countries are at an inherent disadvantage. If the
United States medaled in all 98 events in Sochi, its
per capita rate (1 for every 3.2 million residents)
would only be good for No. 12, behind Canada and
all the Nordic powers. If China won all 294 medals
awarded in Sochi, its per capita rate would still rank
No. 13 in this list.

I wonder how the US would do at the olympics without all its former farm machinery?

Personally, I think the Olympics should consist only of Kayaking and Women's soccer.

It makes sense when you think about it.

desu im realy happy thsoe 4 swimming cuties got gold for medley, you could really see the joy :3

Simple. Check all the medals for all countries and only count the ones won by whites.

Is it fucked up that instead of paying attention to which countries are competing I just cheer for the whitest?

I just like watching white people win.

>USA has one gold medal
>It's for shooting

Holy keke, can't make this shit up.

faith restored

Checkmate, atheists

How come Hungary have always been one of the best nations at the Olympic games?

Why would i check all countries?

Does Australia have schools?

In Germany, they aren't allowed to have guns. In the UK, the regular cops aren't allowed to carry guns. What's it like in Australia?

Because if you want to discount medals won by blacks you should do it for all countries, not just one. Duh

The sort of guns they'd use in the olympics we can have.

Cops here have guns, and you're allowed to buy certain guns if you have a license. We have a surprisingly high gun ownership rate actually.

And they do this without blackies.

In the Olympics they use
1. Pellet guns
2. .22 caliber
3. Shotguns
Which are you allowed to have in Australia?

You're allowed to have a gun, but that's because 90% of the local wildlife is actively trying to kill you

I would imagine based on the stereotypw behind the movie Crocodile Dundee. Ever seen that?

Bravo USA for winning the Vietnam war -- oh wait
Bravo USA for winning the Korean war -- oh wait
Bravo USA for winning the Bay of Pigs conflict -- oh wait
Bravo USA for winning the Cold War -- oh wait (pls remember Turkey before posting)
Bravo USA for winning in Iraq -- oh wait
Bravo USA for winning in Afghanistan -- oh wait

merrycunts btfo

All of them

was it held in a school or a workplace?

>Ireland
>Romania

Sure about that?

Imagine if other sports had categories like swimming:

100m Sprint
100m Skip
100m Running backwards
100m freestyle

200m Sprint
200m Skip
200m Running backwards
200m Freestyle

etc.

If we can't be good at anything else, at least we try to be good at sports.
But for a serious answer - the sports we usually bring medals, like swimming, kayaking, other water sports, fencing etc have a long tradition and associations are strong, and I guess since these are succesfull sports for us, there's always kids who start the new generation.

You faggots are so weak.

Depends on the type of shotgun, i had thought they used break action which is allowed here.

Shit b8. 0/10 apply yourself

>Amerisilvers

So the US, UK and France would win next to no metals.

>running
>running with hurdles
>team running.
>speed walking
>marathon
>Steeplechase
>etc

So no complaining that you didn't win a Gold in shooting then

Gun ownership is not uncommon but we don't have open/concealed carry. Cops carry guns.

You'd freak the fuck out if you saw anyone but a cop with a gun just walking down the street.

Or an igloo?

Not surprised a tripcunt came up with this response

>sneak

Shit, we need to make "running backwards" an Olympic event for 2020

>Le dangerous wildlife xdxdxd
>>>/reddit/

Bravo Canada winning independence -- oh wait
don't you have the queen's asshole to lick?

Black person who never learned to swim detected

Is swimming the only sport with special categories for people who want to go slower?

Check the medals. You'll be surprised

> Olympic shitposting between burgers and abos

Can't we simply laugh at """Great""" Britain?

>You'd freak the fuck out if you saw anyone but a cop with a gun just walking down the street.
Same here and i live in Texas. But you'll have one in your car in easy reach. Or in your purse if you're a lady

If you were a white person that knew how to swim you'd know why all 4 strokes are good

>Ameridoops on giving a crud watch

>Moor

No, you can't laugh at us

> 0 (zero) medals
Literally American Samoa tier. My sides

At least Italy got a medal!

Freestyle is the fastest, and also the only stroke used in long-distance. All other strokes can go home.

>0 (zero) whites

Literally North Africa

You try swimming the Butterfly for a kilometer.

Go on, I'll be waiting.

Speed isn't everything in swimming.

"if you aint first youre last"
- ricky bobby

What are hurdles, steplechase, walking etc.

Again black person who never learned to swim

yes we have what you call designated shooting zones over here

So you mean

>USA
GOLD

>Australia
GOLD
GOLD

Well fuck Ameridoop, they're beating you.

lost two medals with major chokes
the girl who got silver in fencing was leading 11-7 and lost 13-15 and Nibali crashed while in the lead with 9km left

it was still a really shit day

U2A
U2A
U2A

>Amerisilvers

>Freestyle
Fast

>Backstroke
Less fast, no problems with breathing

>Butterfly
Less fast, good for paraplegics who don't have to kick

>Breaststroke
Slow as all shit. Why you would even bother makes no sense.

There is no reason why any stroke apart from Freestyle should be in the olympics.

Only countries with at least 1 Gold medal may post below this line.

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And the archers just completely shit the bed.

Yet again. Black person who never learned how to swim. Just ask one of your white friends to teach you

Do they teach you to argue properly in America or just how to get mad when you're show to be wrong?

You mean:

>USA
GOLD (MANY MORE TO COME)
SILVER (MANY MORE TO COME)
SILVER (MANY MORE TO COME)
SILVER (MANY MORE TO COME)
SILVER (MANY MORE TO COME)

>AUS
GOLD
GOLD
Hey mates we best talk shit now bc we sure as hell ain't even close to the USA

>black people

Nah