I put my hand to my asshole when I fart so I can hold it to my face and smell it

I put my hand to my asshole when I fart so I can hold it to my face and smell it

i admit that i'm a nigga

I suck dick

Fuck a dog in the ass while sucking a jew's nutsack.

Oh shit, I do that too...

when i get hungry sometimes i eat pieces of skin off my feet

i prefer sex vaginal in the missionary position.

pls for conception?

I sold my virginity to a prostitute.

god no i'm not a monster.

I was phone.

I like to watch The Big Bang Theory

I fell in love with nearly ever girl-friend I ever had.

I do this too. I also smell the toilet paper after I wipe. The fuck is wrong with me.

Are you from Canada?

ew

I do that too, its okay. I'd admit it easily.
The thing i cant tell anyone is that im not interested in real women. Im not interested in guys either. I tell anyone im assexual but the thing is can only get erection if i watch hentai/manga. Thats embarassing to tell anyone. No one knows this so dont tell anyone user kun pls XDXDXD
(pic related)

Only reason I won't drink is because drunk me likes to sexual strangers.

THAT is fucking crazy

anime lolis look appealing somehow, but the live version, not so much, so if I had to fap to cp it'd be anime cp.

i fucked this girl and it later came out that she was my cousin.

and that's a problem because?

I am sexually attracted to my first Cousin. I'm not from Alabama either.

I felt up my stepdaughter on her deathbed.

I love receiving rim jobs.
Dirty sluts are awesome.
I think Hillary is a fucking boss.

Try loli manga and hentai. I bet that's what you need, fam.

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

I really like buzzfeed videos

am gey

i jerk off to pictures of girls i know and imagining myself as them while im gagging on dick

I want to bang my cousin so hard. Installed a spy cam, got nudes of her.

Haven't we all? It's onl...

wait wat?

you aren't asexual, it's just that nobody wants to fuck you

probably cause your sex drive is all fucked up front hentai/manga/porn

seek psychiatric help

me too :(

I fucked a cousin, she won't stop texting me. I am from Alabama.

Here's mine:

>One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park.
>Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.

>I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake.
> If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly).
> I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus.

Continue?

There is a great story here

I'm voting for Hillary Clinton--and I'm actually pretty pleased with it

thats kinda natural. people tell you every guy has to lack emotion but i like the feeling of being in love

Underrated post.

You sound like fun

Too embarrassed to admit would be me and my sister played "doctor" when we were like 6 and 4. And got caught by our parents...

So what's the problem?

dump?

I do the same as OP, plus when im bored sometimes, i rub my balls and smell my hand.

How was it?

Not so much. She was 17, had a chronic illness and developed late. I wanted to know if she had hair.

>esophagus
stop it right there

Nobody wants to hear about you bragging about killing some innocent bird like the barbarian you are.

Boohoo, get over it faggot.

No-no-no i like big anime tits and ass, no loli cuz its underdeveloped crap. Only pedo likes loli.

I browse Sup Forums

>actually pretty pleased
I cut of my arm and I'm actually pretty pleased with it

>I pick my nose and eat it on a regular basis
>I make circles on my sphincter with my finger when I'm alone because it feels nice then smell my finger afterwards

go an

Congrats! That's a win, son.

Go on....

I hate people.

Well?

when i cum i do it in the sink

>had an off and on again gay relationship in high school
>I got really drunk last week and ran over a stop sign
>I'm an alcoholic
>I masturbate to guro

Kek

go on...

I like where this is going

>To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite.
>It died as I fucked it's esophagus.
>It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings.
>I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part.
>As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls.
>The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose
>I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.

I don't give a real fuck and lie about my procrastination issues.
>Programming at home
>are you doing something user?
>yes I have been working in this algorithm whole month
>mfw browsing Sup Forums whole month

You fucked the swan to death, didn't you, user?

Saw Green River Killer dump one of his victims. Waited til he left. Confirmed it was a body. Never told anyone about it. They caught him about a year later. Her bones are still there. Guess they never learned about her.

ufile.io/ae003

i do

do yours smell like vinegar?

Lmfao

You might be in denial, son. Try it sometime. It's ok, you don't have to tell anyone you know. I bet once you get past the internalized stigma, you'll be exclusive to loli

>retroactive incest

I've read some shit on here, but good god I hope you're joking/trolling.

If not, I genuinely hope hell exists just for you

I do that sometimes.

Reading about how some serial killers killed people turned me on. I have masturbated while reading some of their stories, but I can't remember which ones off the top of my head. Ted Bundy was hot but a lot of women think that anyway.

google map faggot. lets solve a crime Sup Forums

I already blew my salary on booze and cigarettes. I get paid on the 30th each month..

No food till then I guess

She did not.

ive only ever fucked once, the rest of my life is one giant dry spell

fake

Why?

I jerk off to girls feet almost every night

It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.

Learn how to budget you pathetic faggot. I hope you starve.

more?

I like to watch 2 Broke Girls.

I even laugh sometimes...

nice pasta, kek

>Only pedo likes loli.
wrong. I like loli and think real kids are fucking gross

That sucks, at least you're not a 30 year old virgin though.

even when I'm out in public, i always keep my dick bungy chorded to my leg. It just feels right

>you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

Long story short: I could've prevented someone's death but I didn't because I didn't felt like it. He died a couple of meters away from me

idid that a few time, but i figured cleaning the sink takes too much effort so i dont do it, im a mild germ freak so it'd bother me if i just blasted it with piss

I often dream about being a woman.

Married, so fucking randoms is off the menu.

Intersting, I actually saw streetwise (docuflick) recently, which has one of his victims in it.

Greentxt, bitte?

Nobody needs explaining why touching up their dying stepdaughter is wrong, so you've confirmed you're either trolling or outright beyond help subhuman

i wear adult diapers because i like the way they feel.

I play pokemon go

i bought winrar