You wake up on a deserted island. Around you, you find a circle of rocks, a tree with 6 coconuts...

You wake up on a deserted island. Around you, you find a circle of rocks, a tree with 6 coconuts, some pebbles and sticks, and a patch of disturbed sand.

Dubs decides what you do.

RULES
- Only the first dubs after each of my posts will be counted.
- "Kill yourself" or similar gets will be ignored.
- You only control your character. For example, you can try to summon a demon, but "a demon appears" would be ignored.
-Trips or higher will trigger an event. Quads and higher are not restricted by any of the above rules.

Kill Yourself

A female appears on the island and immediately refuses to talk to you

Kill yourself

Eat sand.

you shake the tree for food

Kill yourself

You get down on your knees and start eating sand. It satisfies your urge to eat, but has no nutritional value.

Dubs decides.

Will always be ignored. Read rules.

wake up from your dream

shove rocks up your ass and jump into the water

Use tree to propel yourself to another nearby island

Reroll

I Start digging tunnel to escape under the ocean.

You use the tree to propel yourself as far as you can, but there are no nearby islands. However, now that you are in the water, you see a small cave-like opening.

Dubs decides.

I ignore the cave and go back to the island to insert one of the sticks into my anus

Eat a coconut.

roll

Use a Rock to open a coconut.

Eat wet sand

Throw a Coconut into the hole

I build tools from the rocks and sticks

go inside

!!

Reroll

shit if i knew i was gonna get quads i wouldve done something good

Go inside where? (Not OP btw)

Block up the cave and fist yourself until you die from hunger

Swallow all pebbles to weigh yourself down for possible cave exploration.

the small cavelike opening

Take a palm leaf, and put it inside the miniature cave.

You enter the hole, and after a short swim, find yourself in a cavern. There is a gigantic, sleeping humanoid creature.

As a quads bonus, you find a treasure chest.

Dubs decides.

Throw coconuts into the water as far as you can.

Try to fuck creature.

Open the chest and kick ashes onto the nigger

I like this island better

Take the palm leafs off the tree, and make a blanket with them for the giant human.

Win

Reroll

You re-position the disgusting creature and attempt to penetrate its asshole. It awakens from its slumber, and appears extremely hostile.

Dubs decides.

Open chest

Beat it to death with your dick and open the treasure chest

Continue to attempt to fuck it.

Cum inside.

WHY TRY TO RAPE A GIANT IN A CAVE. WE'RE FUCKED

Win

Exactly, where else are you gonna get laid?

Double check

Also win.

Use a coconut for fuck sake

You open the chest.

Dubs (first one that makes sense) decides what it contains.

A minigun

Chest contains an inflatable dingy and 6 MREs

Reroll

Donald Trump

It contains a sharp rock, a photo of a family, Gold peices, assorted meat, and a large piece of metal (As big as our torso).

A dildo katana that shoots .44 rounds out the tip

Reroll

Reroll

Kek were fucked

Chest contains another smaller chest, it's locked though.

REreroll

coconuts

Rolling

Reroll

Keep Rollin rollin rollin

Sand

Rolloroni

Another chest with siuch a high detail of ornament, that it takes like an hour to draw for OP

Rool

Jetpack

Rerolling

You pull the Golden Don from the chest. He builds a beautiful golden wall between you and the filthy humanoid creature and his fire. He bangs on the wall, but it will last for many generations to come.

Dubs decides.

Rell

Light the wall on fire

You fuck Donald Trump

Fuck Donald Trump's Ass

Nice one op

trump pulls out his gold-plated cellphone and calls in a helicopter to escape

the golden wall gets pushed over by the giant and the main character dies. He gets reborn as a deer in China

roll

OP here. This get is being ignored. We're past the chest. Sorry fam.

Omfg I'm dying of keks some1 pls screencap this

Ignored get. Read the rules.

winrar

I use your roll for having sex with Donald Trump

Roll

...

roll

rell

reroll

Sex with trump

you throw trump into the water and claim yourself as the new donald trump

Return to the surface. Offer your asshole and a coconut to Trump.

Roll

rollio

Steal trumps wig and put it on your head. Then shit on trumps head

Then I want him to transform in a Chinese goat to fuck up the giant

Winrar

Checked