Texas thread!

[Bentley Cooper]

Texas thread!
Post nudes, drugs, hookups, or just talk about this shitty ass weather

[Christian Adams]

bump for 956

[Daniel Russell]

bump for flash flood warnings

[Carson Mitchell]

512 here.
All these fuckers from Cali need to learn to drive in rain

[Jordan Ross]

682 lf some trees

[Jonathan Thompson]

Bump for 956edinburg

[Gabriel Reed]

assKKass

[Ayden Ward]

texas is full of brainless fat cucks sitting on oil thinking they are smart
feck off

[Juan Green]

BRICE

[Julian Johnson]

Il

[Christopher Walker]

Hey Devin

[Elijah Butler]

409 Galveston island here. Any sluts need some cock?

[Andrew Bailey]

Casse

[Jason Powell]

+ BRICE Crash Le Thread.

[Jordan Scott]

Anyone have any 210 stone oak nudes? Can trade.

[Eli Phillips]

What's this shit

[Michael Ward]

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[Robert Wilson]

22 m bi
kik: netflixandchill6_9
down to talk, sext, argue, whatever
gf is boring

[Oliver Foster]

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[Andrew Bailey]

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[Nathaniel Gutierrez]

Hippo here
Any Hutto or Taylor girls?

[Wyatt Price]

Check the calendar, it might be that season

[Andrew Reyes]

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[Colton Russell]

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[Daniel Barnes]

Wat

[Nathan Sanchez]

That are people from a fucking french thread now raiding yours

[Jaxon Watson]

Jean dujardin Brice de nice, gné , Texas Fag, are really not smart enought to know who is this actor ?

[Easton Parker]

Rainy as fuck in Fort Hood

[Julian Turner]

Implying we care about trashy French films that never leave their mongrel ridden country aye

[Ethan Walker]

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[Easton Cox]

432 Odessa Represent!!

Kill me this place is dried up and used like a slutty little bitch

[Nathan Wright]

I know the movie. It's about some surfer, I didn't really pay attention to it since it was background noise during a hookup

[Wyatt Cooper]

That's not a summerfag meme , new way to crash a thread, like spiderman

[Eli Powell]

thing is nobody cares about what you care about
kek

[Isaiah Ross]

Houston/Conroe checking in-
281 & 713 & 832 & 936
Where the sluts and drugs at? Besides the hood where both of those things are dirty.

[Kevin Nguyen]

Amen

[Tyler Baker]

McAllen

[Jonathan Rivera]

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[Jack Peterson]

bump for 738

[Dominic Sanders]

That Sarkozy

[Thomas Baker]

DFW some ganj plug needed

[Elijah Peterson]

>only 1 samefag

[Brandon Ward]

Your thread is mine

Kek captcha was Truck

[Austin Bailey]

The samefaggotry is strong in this one

[Brody Collins]

how come I never fucking see 254 on these faggot ass Tejas posts

[Jack Bennett]

< my gf, dubs or trips for nudes

[Jaxon Hall]

This state is the worst place in the world filled with the stupidest and ugliest people to ever crawl from a shallow gene pool. I would never hook up with any of you to do anything. Fuck, you should all "hook-up" with the exact center of the Gulf of Mexico. Fucking Texas and Texans are pig-disgusting shit-stains and do nothing but hold the ENTIRE country back to "preserve" their backwards, shit-kicking lifestyles. Fuck all of you.

[Elijah Kelly]

Sounds like you need a hug. Sorry you had a bad day man.

[Jaxson Cox]

stop playing with paint.net
go to bed, son

[Dominic Perez]

512

[Julian Hernandez]

>Texas in one photo

[Benjamin Powell]

I go to Osgor , someone can help me ?

[Nathan Reed]

Femanon here. Please excuse our superior economy, above average incomes, and big cocks. And if you reply to this- inb4 "obese, under educated, country bumpkins having incest." Fuck you either woman or queer or minority.

[Tyler Ward]

This. Come on, man. Rain isn't that hard, ruined my afternoon commute.

Because 254 is awful.

[Brayden Flores]

Tits

[Kevin Jenkins]

Praise you saintess

[Jaxon Lopez]

Man, I moved here from California and I must be in the most boring part of Texas because it's so bland here.

[Brayden Miller]

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[Jonathan Gonzalez]

nice dubs
still 254 is horrifying
nothing else as 911

[Adam Carter]

What part?

[Samuel Perez]

youtube.com/watch?v=E7oWe5t6CGk

[John Watson]

Honestly though how you doing? Fucked any local French chicks lately?

[Jace Harris]

>obese, under educated, country bumpkins having incest AND being racist, poor fuck-wits."
You almost covered it.

[Chase White]

Yeah I grew up here and recently moved back to Houston from Los Angeles. I don't miss Cali a bit. I thought I would, but literally EVERYTHING is just better here besides the weather. I like the rain, but hate the humidity that comes with the heat. Maybe being around a more intelligent crowd, but if I miss that I just take a trip to Austin.

[John Bell]

Riverside, CA to Copperas Cove, TX.
Big world of difference.

[Dominic Rivera]

To tell you the truth, I miss my friends and family but don't really give a shit about California

[Joseph Bennett]

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[Blake Anderson]

Austin sucks goat dicks, too! This whole, shitty, stupidly gigantic state can eat shit and die.

[Isaiah Allen]

Casse ! Casse !
J'm'appelle Brice, j' viens de Nice,
J'suis surfeur, winner, ascendant snowboarder,
J'suis le roi de la glisse, pas besoin de notice,
Sur les autres surfaces, j' suis le roi de la casse !
C'est le casse de Brice ! C'est le casse de Brice !
C'est le casse, casse, casse, casse, casse de Brice !
Donne-moi du cash !
[Voix fille]
Be nice, with Brice!
Give me the money, hé ! C'est par ici!
Dieu vous le rendra, c'est un ami !
T'as d'la chance !
Mamy, aujourd'hui, l'spectacle est gratuit !
Pourquoi tu t'arrêtes ?
C'est Brice compil, c'est le casse de Nice,(c'est quoi ?)
C'est le casse funky (ah ouais?), c'est le casse de Briiice
C'est le casse de Brice ! C'est le casse de Brice !
C'est le casse, casse, casse, casse, casse de Brice !
Le soir, dans tes yellows, ta vie doit surfer sur du beau !
Donne-moi du cash !(Money) Be nice, with Brice !
Donne-moi du cash !(T'aimes bien ? Ouais ?) Cassse de
Briiice !
J'crois qu'on sait pas très bien compris !
Y a juste assez pour un frisbee !
J'ai tant braïssé de gros euros,
Faites un effort, c'est pour le shooow !
C'est le casse de Brice ! C'est le casse de Brice !
C'est le casse, casse, casse, casse, casse de Brice !
Donne-moi du cash ! (Body Mama) Be nice, with Brice !
Ton cash me plait, allez casse comme moi !
Donne tout ce que t'as pas ! Cassé ! (ça c'est fait)
C'est Brice compil, c'est le casse de Nice,
C'est le casse funky, c'est le casse de Briiice !
Le soir, dans tes yellows, ta vie doit surfer sur du beau !
Donne-moi du cash !(Bah danse ! Ah tu danse ah ah ah !) Be
nice, with Brice !

[Jeremiah Turner]

Fuck Texas.

[Justin Robinson]

Donne-moi du cash ! Cassse de Briiice !
Ouais ! Ah ! C'est bon, çà ! Ouais !(Funky)
T'es là, alors ! Vous êtes tous là ?
Ouais ! Ah ! J'me la donne !
J'me la donne ! J'me la donne
Amis, ouvrez vos coeurs ! Non, n'ayez pas peur !
L'argent ne fait pas le bonheur !
Le fric, ça rend méchant ! Moi, c'est différent !
Moi j'suis né dans le luxe, c'est mon élément !
Pas le tien, appare...mment !

Donne-moi du cash ! Be nice, with Brice ! x4

Pour rêver la vie en jaune je trip, contre les démons de
la déprime,
C'que Dieu vous donne, puis s'multiplie, coquine le coffre
c'est par ici !

C'est le cash de Brice ! C'est le cash de Brice !
C'est le cash, cash, cash, cash, cash de Brice !x3

[Zachary Butler]

> intelligent crowd

I'm in Houston to.
You're talking about the niggers, right.
Right?

[Cooper Campbell]

I moved here from Minnesota and I miss it. Minnesota is better by far, can't even find a decent plug down here.

[Landon Johnson]

Kys smartfag.

[Levi Murphy]

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[Adrian Taylor]

713 checking in

Rain here is better than they are getting in baton rouge

[Aaron Ross]

This is just a dumb statement unless you're a total antisocial neck beard. Austin is probably one of the 3 coolest cities in the U.S. Tech crowd similar to Silicon Valley, incredible live music and food, and beautiful college women everywhere? Not to mention most of them are Asian or white? Besides the heat and traffic there's nothing to dislike unless you hate everything.

[Luke Davis]

Brool story on Co

[Joseph Richardson]

in brice we trust

[Oliver Richardson]

Of course I am. North Houston for me, wby?

[Elijah Wright]

Austin. Is full of pretentious dream chasers from affluent backgrounds. Fuck off there m8.

[Austin Wright]

youtube.com/watch?v=Wvo3mrzLF9s

[Isaiah Price]

Yeah man, I'm 281. I wish it would pick up again and drown some more nignogs in Louisiana.

[Ian Ramirez]

Nice trips.

From midwest (wi) also

Texas is great if i ever miss the midwest i just go visit relatives

[Noah Gray]

I'm around league city.

[Bentley Rivera]

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[Jose Sullivan]

Meh, I'm working on moving to the mountains but as someone who has spent the better part of their life in 817, 214, 979, 210 I would most like to live in 512 if in Texas.

[Adrian King]

Yep it's a straight trip up, I'm actually gonna miss the winters

[Cooper Stewart]

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[Jonathan Wright]

Yeah and we'd like to keep it that way. We don't want your kind in our town anyways with your judgemental, antisocial ass. Go eat some Ramen and continue with your Associates degree poorfag

[Charles Sanders]

Austins good in small doses. Grew up near it and it was fun going in for dates or to hang out.
Then I went to college there and I fucking hated it. Too much "keep Austin weird" is going on these past 6 years or so

[Blake Peterson]

Fuck Texas, fuck Texans, fuck everyone from Lubbock to Brownsville. This whole armpit of the western world would benefit from a bit of nuclear fallout.

[Parker Howard]

Now lets Brice. awh shit you can't,.

[Brayden Cooper]

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[Angel Thomas]

Eat shit, Austin shill. I hope a chevy truck full of UT fans drives up your ass.

[Brandon Gomez]

Yeah not gonna lie, I'm pretty on par there with ya. I love it, but only in doses. I just don't like people talkin shit. Had to many good times there.
TexasEx class of 2012

[Daniel Barnes]

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[Cooper Allen]

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[Samuel Phillips]

I like going to Austin to hook up with Asians from UT and slurry Catholic from St Edwards. Way better than fucking OLLU chicks

[Liam Hill]

Fuck you, faggot.