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It's the past generations version of an edgy green text story.

i watched the black and white movie version once


i think it starred a real 16yo girl kissing a middle aged white guy

True genius - To take something completely fucked up, like your desire to bang little girls, and turn it into a book that is worshipped by generations of readers.

Ffs
Post webms and jpegs

>wanting to bang hot young lolis is completely fucked up
Fucking reddit normie facebooker. What are you even doing on my site?

This

this isn't a fap thread, pipe down.

Best movie ever.

Why the fuck was he called Humbert Humbert?

Love the Kubrick film.

The 1962 or 1997 adaptation?

97. Anyone who says 62 is a redditor hipster.

Haven't seen any of the movie adaptations but loved the book. One of my favorites.

97 son.

Fun fact, the book inspired this song

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One of the most beautifully written novels that user will probably never read. Imagine what Kubrick's adaptation could have been.

Fun fact, the book inspired this song
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Sting's days as the equivalent of a jr. high school English teacher before the band inspired that song.

Fun fact, the book inspired this song
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Lolita, fire of my loins

Lol I was thinking of the line
"Just like in that book by Nabakov"

Kys

No thanks, I'd rather fuck your daughter.

RACE WARS

He's right ya know, you don't belong here normie

I think when Africa becomes a developed continent, blacks will rule the world due to their superior genetic makeup.

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Book was really good, Nabokov is a literary genius. both the movies did an okay adaptation of it.

only to get enslaved again by martians with frikkin lazer beams

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Yeah those weaker immune systems and lower intelligence are the backbone of a super elite species

Weak troll

Omg

My sin my soul

holy shit, im actually reading this right now

I think you missed his point.

I think you missed my point.

Is the book that much better? I've yet to see the movie but Kubrick is one of my favorites so it's on the list.

sometimes i think this inspired russle's loli art

What kind of discuss you expect? The end is very sad.

Wow. Somebody took the actual real world time to compile this.

...a literal definition of inferiority complex

more than that. It's the work of a brilliant mastermind. When you think about what this book is and what it teaches the reader about the world, it's scary to think that it was banned and so recently.

I went halfway through and couldn't finish because of boredom, I understood what the author was trying to go for by showing us the thought process of the main character and his attempts to justify his desires towards the girl but man, in the middle of the thing the novelty had worn off and the only thing I could think about was how uncomfortable I felt reading this shit when I could be doing anything else.

I prefer a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy to lolita

I have an german edition from the 1964 i think, very old. Does it worth something?

Absolutely. Neither movie does it justice, but Kubrick would be the first to admit it. Not that they should have to since it's a classic of modern literature.

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Probably because you're a stupid homo.

I've watched the film, and I really want to read the book. I want to order the book on Amazon but don't want my parents to get their hands on it before I do. It'd be awkward. Fuck, I need to move out.

No.

Source: Worked in a bookshop for 3 years.

meeeh, i guess im going to clean my cum with that book... thx user

It's a classic. If they give you shit, tell them that they're behaving like mouthbreathers.

Then you find out he was fucking with you and it's worth 10k

What about a non copyrighted or anything wood and leather bound edition of Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott?

Oh huh, This would be "that book by Nabakov" in sting's song "don't stand so close to me"

I get it now...

The color version stars a real 12 year old full on making out with a middle-aged white guy.
>tfw you will never be an actor who gets to make out with underage girls and no one can anything about it

the light of my life

Swain was 16, or was there some other versions I don't know about.

The color version starred a 17 or 18 yo girl.

Either way, still underage.

Well, the girls were not that old in Thirteen, and they made out with an adult in a 3 way.

Never read it, and too much of a pussy to buy it (that shit probably gets you on a list). What does it teaches the reader?

That women, even when underage, just use men.

What other characters have their first and last name the same?

No, not "either way", you were wrong, just admit it.

And 16 isn't underage (for sex) in so many places.

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stfu. who cares?

You care, you know you were wrong and you can't deal with it.

Go back to upvoting, you fucking wanker.

>wanker
Go back to whatever chan non-Americans belong on.

Did he trigger your autism?

>pretending you're not the person he's talking to

> implying Sup Forums belongs to an American.
Are you this retarded? moot is kill.

>pretending you're not the wanker

16 is underage in ameristan

>implying the majority of posters aren't american
>implying it's not hosted in america
If your think it makes a difference that chinese moot owns it now, you're dumber than everyone already thought, Liam.

> implying you know where the majority of the posters are.
> implying you know anything about hosting
Just hero yourself already,

Why does every thread turn in to people arguing over nothing?

While fapping?

newfag.

kill yourself, kike

Because non-Americans think that Anonymity means they can step out of line. They're savages tbh.

just started

Try harder.

The key to that book is to have videos or images from Siberian Mouse on your screen as you read it.

i prefer to imagine her in anime form

Major Major Major in Catch-22 has the same first name, last name and rank.

Can someone give me a tl,dr of Lolita

See