As promised earlier, here is the greentext bread about sexual encounters with my dog as a kid. Also, AMA

As promised earlier, here is the greentext bread about sexual encounters with my dog as a kid. Also, AMA.

>be me, maybe 8yo, get a cute little boxer pup as a birthday present
>shes adorable, brindle coat, huge paws, clumsy as hell
>i sleep downstairs on the floor with her for a few weeks
>let her out at night so she gets house trained
>cuddled up together, she always licked my face before we fell asleep
>one night i yawn and she licks inside my mouth
>her tongue doesnt taste like anything, but the sensation hath stirred my britches buddy
>open mouth and let her continue licking all around inside
>sticks her whole muzzle in and licks deep, causing me to gag
>this becomes a nightly thing
>we lay down, i open my mouth, she goes to town till i close my mouth
>get used to tonsil kisses, if i breath through nose i dont gag
>britches buddy is a fan and now ever present during my teeth cleanings

>cont? I have a few more pretyped

Im kind of interested so... Moar?

Bump for earlier anons

Just please keep it to yourself

Good enough you goddamn degenerate

>tonsillicktomy sessions continue, i begin to play with myself during
>get the idea maybe she could lick me down there
>on couch watching tv before laying down, her head on my lap
>i pull my pants down far enough to expose tiny 8yo cock and smooth balls
>she kinda sniffs around them, whiskers tickling me
>licks lightly but not interested it seems
>try this a few more nights, not much more success
>get idea to put something on she'll lick off
>have open bottle of beef gravy in fridge, use that
>firstly she smells meat and instinctively bites
>fuck those sharp little puppy teeth
>no more of that, train her to lick not bite
>gravy is too thin, she cleans my cock off in maybe 3 licks
>peanut butter is thicker, peanut butter worked
>get idea to use peanut butter as treat for licking cock
>put tiny bit on dick, she cleans it off
>i ignore her looks for more
>she starts licking again looking for more
>immediate praise, positive reinforcement
>she stops, say "good girl" give peanut butter
>repeat till orgasm, she licks up cum more eagerly than peanut butter
>continue to praise with less and less peanut butter
>before long she is trained that when she licks my cock to orgasm, my cum is the treat
>thus began my downfall
>cont?

No dont continue, but I doubt that will stop you, fag

I remember this movie. Something about fetus collectors fighting over their collections, but the collections come alive.

cont

>8yo
> Cum

Choose one

Hold the fuck up, is there a scene in that movie where some hot bitch is swimmin and a crazed fetus's hand appears in front of the pool light, it goes dark then she screams?

That wasnt over the span of a week man, it was a while before she actually licked me to orgasm.

cool story bro

Nope, i made a promise to earlier anons to pretype and post green texts. Here or not im following through.
Can do

For those anons from the earlier bread, heres a more detailed account of getting caught

>be me, 14-15yo
>holiday dinner at my house, all the family is over
>cousin i used to fuck was there, shes lookin great, my perfect 10/10

For those who werent in the previous bread my cousin and i fucked when we were young. It stopped as we grew older and spent less time together. During that lull is when i started fucking my dog.

>everyone conversing after dinner
>i slip downstairs to let the dogtor alleviate the tension my cousins ass has caused me
>im down there just railing her doggy style (kek) moaning my cousins name under my breath
>at some point my aunt and uncle come downstairs to get the cheesecake out of the chest freezer
>i didnt hear this
>they walk into the room, im naked except for socks
>hear "oh my god, wtf!?"
>grab a towel out of the laundry hamper to cover my nethers
>mfw its a fucking wash cloth
>of all bath linens i grab the smallest kind
>all i can say is an almost demanding "what?!"
>they make quick escape
>i re-dress, join the party again
>dont know if they told anyone, dont know if they heard me saying their daughters name
>no one brought it up ever
>avoid contact with everyone for months

After everyone left or went to bed, i did finish my appointment with the dogtor. Had blue balls by then yo.

Glad you like it, keep lurking thn fraggit.

kek
is there more to it or naw?

newfag like you is why Sup Forums is shit now

Bump

Moar

There is, one moment grabbin charger from car.
Hush now sweet summer child.

Did the dog act differntly after you fucked it

fuck yeah

Moar fag

>call someone a summerfag
>doesn't know cool story bro
wew lad

When did you first get the idea to smash it?

Heres a story for the user from earlier who was using my story to rub one out

>15 at time, was sept or oct
>started trying pot and drinking like typical highschooler
>go to coed HS so my gf had a few classes with me
>she loved teasing me constantly, she knew id ravage her after school if her parents werent home
>a few times she teases cant play because parents
>those times i wait until late at night
>drink one or two of parents beers, sip some of their wine, smoke a bowl
>get horny thinking about gf rubbing my cock through pants all day
>call dog up on couch to snuggle, face to face
>having body pressed against mine-why hello britches buddy-definitely helps
>cover both of us with a blanket
>slide shorts down, shirt off
>open mouth, we make out
>harder als diamond
>roll her onto her back, im on my knees and elbows hovering over her
>feel dick brushing against her fuzzy little cunt
>begin to rub my dick up and down her slit
>straighten out and enter her lips, only my cock head is in her
>she is still licking the entirety of my mouth and tonsils
>slowly continue to press as i feel myself enter her
>as soon as im past her lips she immediately starts gripping my dick with her vag muscles
>flex-unflex-flex-unflex-flex-unflex
>i swear its like a cow milking machine on my cock
>i give her a little time to adjust to me inside her
>as said before, insanely tight and equally warm
>in missionary position, slowly start to fuck her
>shes perfect size, i can lay ontop of her, supporting myself of elbows and knees
>pussy is at perfect angle for me to go balls deep
> fuck her for maybe 10min before blowing a massive load deep in her doggy guts
>stay ontop until i go limp and she squeezes me out
>climb off, she rolls onto her side and looks deep into my eyes
>check out her pussy and the creampie shes currently squelching noisily out
>get hard again, present my cock for her to lick her juices off of
>she licks me to completion, then licks me clean

Ive only got one more, cont?

Moar

rubbing one out too
more please

No, it was only her and i 95% of the time. I think she saw me as her alpha anyway.

It was after my cousin and i stopped fucking. I never really thought about it since she readily licked me any time. I got the vagoo from the cousin and head from the dog. One stopped, the other picked up the slack.

What about diseases?

Just for you

Last pretype, will still answer questions or give more if asked

Heres the first time i realized she could, using only her vag muscles, milk me to orgasm

>reaching home stretch of dog fucking, maybe 15
>shes gettin a bit older so i dont want to hurt her in anyway
> randomly horny one night, taking it easy on her cause the last time i entered her she yellped
>im sitting at my desk chair surfing porn and listverse
>she comes in, immediately starts sniffing my crotch
>must be leaking precum, its usually the only time she wont hop right on my bed
>take off pants and start lazily fapping
>looking for something good to rub one out
>she takes over and starts licking me
> i lean back and spread legs a bit
>find good porn of cody lane getting roughly gang(rape)banged
>think i might be able to fuck her if i finger her and loosen her up a bit
>shes still licking, im fingering and loving the porn

Thats actually the only porn vid I've ever downloaded and saved

>get to the point i want to try to enter her
>push her nose away from my junk, pull her butt over
>lube her and myself up to excess
>slowly start sliding in, trying to feel her tense up if it hurts or yelp
>all clear so far
>she starts her usual routine of squeezing and releasing my cock
>continue to slide further in until im balls deep
>im sitting in chair, leaned back, dog attached to me at the genitals
>i start to thrust and she whines a bit
>maybe im getting too big to be fucking a middle aged dog
>whatever, im hard, shes squeezing, porns still got 12 min
>just sit there watching porn while she does her thing
>starting to realizing its working
>im gettin a tingle in my lil fellas
>after a few minutes of this im nearing the edge
>bend over and bear hug her as she squeezes out every last drop of cum
>stay in her till i go limp and she squelches me out followed by the creampie

Never fucked her again after that, just licked and milked. FIN

When i started i was too young to know anything about it. I guess i never got sick or anything so it never crossed my mind.

when did the dog die?

not gonna lie
best orgasm this month

Jan of 2012, she got rabies from a raccoon and had to be put down.

Glad i could help user. Never had as strong an orgasm than with her. Humans feel coold and loose compared. If you get the dumb idea to do it, be gentle and caring. The experience will be much better.

Ok i came to that one. I imagine thats what one of those dick sucking machines would feel like

What is the best way to have sex? I had sex with my gf and felt nothing. it was like fucking a jar of mayonnaise. Had to stop and fap to cum

Your girlfriend is probably a whore if she is that loose

Seconded, get a tighter gf or stick it in her ass

she was a virgin, it's just my 5 inch dick

pussies don't get bigger with more sex, I suspect you are a virgin.

Breh a cunt that loose shouldn't be toyed with, probably got gange banged everyday.

That there is your problem, buy a bathmate and tell that bitch to start kegels or youll hammer punch her tits backways.

i told her but she doesn't wanna do them. she feels fine with the sex so she don't care

>coulda had a v8
>coulda kept that shit to yourself

same to you but more of it xD

If she doesnt care, then hammer fucking punch hEr GoddAmn TITS BACKWAYS

Damn coons always gotta ruin some quality puss

Kek

I will try that user but I don't think it will make her pussy any more tighter. or my dick any bigger

No this is just fucked up.

When I sneeze my balls, tighten up and tingle. Is that normal?

When i play eith my belly button really deep my cock tingles. Maybe you play with my belly button and ill softly blow pepper in your nose?

Try gettin a can of that quick expanding foam insulation. Seal the old mine shaft off with that then have at 'er.

If there are any mods here, before 404, why not rip bread?