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Rana

ALL HAIL

La più bella rana del mondo

SHE ONLY DID THIS FOR A PLAY SHE WAS IN, SHES NOT A COAL BURNER I SWEAR

PRESTON WAS RIGHT

Shit OP.

frogfu

>it's a frogfu thread

absolutely disgusting

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

good edition

about a settlement that needs help?

Leaf deserved it to be honest

Check this 8

Lack of

K I N V A R A

let's go murder them senpai

Reminder that Jon will pull the knife out of the Night's King, causing all the white walkers and wights to stop.

Who should win the Jonbowl- Arya, Daenerys or Sansa?

>White men invade their homeland, begin slaughtering them
>Act surprised when they turn to desperate measures to defend themselves
#GreenLivesMatter

if you get dubs she will be your waifu for life

nice gag

Hi

Why did they hurt based Bronn?

best girl!

hi

Furiously, David Benioff and D.B. Weiss scribbled through the night, intricate plot lines, intrigue, and fat cocks over-filling their collective prepubescent mind.

"DABID!" Weiss tugged at his friend's sleeve, "D A B I D." Beinoff couldn't be torn from his work, his eyes bloodshot and hazy from hours of watching porn to try and find the new cast member to add to his totally serious TV drama. " D A B I D !" With that last plaintive cry, Beinoff's reverie was broken and he slumped back for a moment, seeing his friend as if for the first time in, like, a week or something.

He blinked the sleep from his eyes and reached for another 128 pack of Crayola™ crayons, the only writing utensils any HBO showrunner has ever used, but in a 128 pack. "I'll get you another red crayon, D.B." he murmured, "You do your best work in red."

"NO DABID. SKELETON."

no thanks. she was a whore.

Is there any red god magic that will let cocks grow back?

Is this Blackfish guy supposed to be a badass or what?

Where were you when DnD destroyed the greatest mystery in the ASOIAF universe?

Did the Children shave him or what

Reminder that the White Walkers are not created by the Children in the books

If I get dubs you will all be castrated by Ramsay.

Waifus are supposed to be respectable cuties that you'd marry, not tavern whores

Fucking redditors know nothing

Reminder that the Tyrell armies and faith militant will soon be clashing in the streets. However, no one will win decisively and suddenly it will be revealed the Sandor recovered and joined the Faith.

Both sides will choose a champion

CLEGANBOLE, GET

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yes they are stupid faggot

I wondered where Bronn had got to.

Is anything really explicitally mentioned concerning their origin at all?

Don't worry.
That was just D&D's fan fiction to make the end battle more dramatic.
Remember that there are ZERO grey characters on the show.
You are either good or literally Hitler

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Cast them, /got/

We don't know that

He probably waxed his shit for the scene.

In all likelihood he had to have totally bare skin so they could put CGI rendering nodules on him. I imagine hairs interfere with that shit though I'm no expert.

yes they are

can't wait till you read the shitty book in 10 years and the explanation is exactly the same lmao

cast him /got/

uhh deltet his

what do you mean? I thought 'hold the door" thing was pretty gud

can we get a collective "woohoo!" for the excellent writing euron has been given

Not every male is a hairy beast like you user

After the kilometers of dick she's taken?

Everyone knows I'm also posting to get dubs

Fucking hell this, it's amazing how so few people are talking about this. Killed my interest in the show, I hope George handles it better.

Why would talk about an origin of a people?
The White Walkers are a separate people with a separate culture.
They're not murder machines made by tree niggers.

>Left
Young lord Varys
>Right
Catelyn Stark

That makes sense actually

baelish whore #1
baelish whore #2
me, john #1

live pointless sex scene, so edgy

there is literally nothing in the books that suggest they are anything more than brainless murdering machines with any other agenda than "kill everything"

Nope the White Walkers are still the ominous, mysterious threat they were meant to be. Most of what is known is speculation read by Sam in the archives at Castle Black, since there have been no verified sightings of a White Walker for over 8000 years, no one even believes that Sam killed one.

Both as Jon's waifus

Reminder that the 'Children created the WW" scene was treated with no fanfare whatsoever and Bran didn't even question anything

If I get dubs Theon gets his cock back.

ginger pussy get

>It's a "weapon of war goes out of control and kills the creator" episode

What's worse is I can totally see this being the idea of that draft dodging pacifist hippie cuck GRRM.

Nukes are bad guys!

akhually how do they even know that sam kliled a walker? who saw that

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The problem with the reveal is that it felt so underwhelming

Then how has Craster cut a deal with them?

The White Walkers are ice fairies.
>steal children
>associated with mist and fog
>afraid of a certain kind of metal

I haven't really been paying attention. Not like GoT is high art.

What are the white walkers motivation? They've got some hierarchical structure so you'd think there'd be something more to them than just 'kill everyone, fuck borders and laws and shieet'. Why do they want to fuck humans up so badly if it was those elf things that made them to begin with to fight humans?

Also, what the fuck are they? I thought they were kind of like regular soldiers but apparently in the last episode they all just devolved into 28 days later type zombies, with even more erratic head twitching and other stupid zombie tropes.

I don't even want her.

They don't, the only people who know of it is Sam himself and Gilly

Doobblees

buon memè

So at which point did the show become iredeemable shit for you?

Watch. Me. Dougie

WinRos

GIVE HER BACK

Reminder that if you believe any stories from the Age of Heroes, Dawn Age of Long Night, you're a cuck sheep who prays to Garth Greenhand to fuck your wife and give her a strong son for you to raise

>The oldest histories we have were written after the Andals came to Westeros. The First Men only left us runes on rocks, so everything we know about the Age of Heroes and the Dawn Age and the Long Night comes from accounts set down by septons thousands of years later. There are archmaesters at the Citadel who question all of it. Those old histories are full of kings who reigned for a hundred years, and knights riding around a thousand years before there were knights.

In the show only Gilly saw it

The problem is that there was a reveal.

does anyone like Grey Worm's music

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claimed t b h

Killing Barristan and then the whole Stannis fiasco.

At this point I'm just watching for shits and giggles.

>brainless murdering machines
Except LITERALLY the first scene in the entire series, where they play around with Royce instead of just brainlessly murdering him.

Congratulations

>“Sam the Slayer!” he said, by way of greeting. “Are you sure you stabbed an Other, and not some child’s snow knight?”
>some child's snow knight

In the book 2 other brothers saw it and spread the tale but no one believes it.

trips overrules dubbles eat shit

>8000 years

the scale is hilarious lmao. This much time has passed since they have civilisation and they're still in the dark ages wtf

He then went to make a sausage, setting back the writing of Winds of Winter another six months.

We don't know their motivations

I'm pretty sure it's not gonna be more than "let's turn everything into ice and zombies because we are evil"

Or at least I hope it's not that simple

Is it weird I'd totally fuck one of these things if they were real?

YOU JUST GOT KEK'D BRUH

he looks like fernandinhio

George has real problems with numbers.
Whenever numbers appear, they're always way too big.
For distances, time, armies, whatever.

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Absolutely not

GRRM is cool. He never has written anything preposterous or stupid, unlike Deavis and Dutthead

killyourseflpedo

Lel dio cane

The purest waifu of all.

A random line that only seems important because of the bone Gurm threw to D&D.
It's like an idea he played with and discarded.