Walk in

>walk in
>see this
>what do?

eat her ass

rapetime

Pussy picture. Becareful!

same

Ask who she is and why she is naked in your house.

*unzips*

looks like your beds takin up OP. gonna have to finger your ass and jerk off in the bathroom

Leave

Walk out of the room and close the door.

>Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Thread

Turn 360 degrees and walk out

skin that bitch

Turn 360°and walk away

har har har

how do people sleep in that position, it would kill me back

Sneak quietly out, I seem to have wondered stupidly into someone elses house.

Ask if she minds if you stick your dick in her ass.

turn 360 degrees and walk into pucci

spit on dick and ram it up her butt.

shove fist deep into her anus until she likes it

i have to sleep on my stomach, i've got sleep paralysis and if i sleep on my back it kicks in >:^(
sleeping on the back is way more comfortable

Turn 720 degrees and walk away

Turn 720 degrees and then do a barrel roll.

Change my sheets because white will look nasty fast

See what magazine that is.

Christ, please tell me her first name OR Where she's from. It's my fetish you much understand

Inb4 you have to eat all the eggs

if(is_girl() == true && wants_it() == true){
flipOver();
fist(*pussy);
fiddle(*clit, "lightly", "circles");
}else if(is_girl() != true){
insert(*metal, *stove);
insert(*metal, *ass);
}else{
putOnto(*girl, *blanket);
}

Fuck it, ya ijit.

1080° no handed walk away

Sniff her ass to see if she has shat recently.

Turn 180 degrees and approach

nice and deep like

You fucking idiots if you do that you'll just get closer to her.
>mfw

This.

Bowl of eggs

Try not to wake up sister.

What do?

You were saying?

Seems summer isn't quite over yet.

not that guy, but sleep paralysis fucking blows. i have a semi-chronic variant of it, where i go months without it, and then months where it's every single day. also, if i sleep anywhere between 5:30 to 6:30 am or pm, i get it

i havent heard about positions affecting sleep paralysis. id hate to never sleep on my back again :c

Tickle her clitclit then lick'r lil stank eye

kek

take speed user. you dont need to sleep

Kek
lol there's always someone like you that will fall for it. Thanks for being that person.
>obvious bait is obvious

tru

sleeping on back increases sleep paralysis?

I need that for lucid dreams...

hmmm...
only problem is, I have sleep apnea, so I wake up choking sometimes...

I'm also a programmer AND a no-life, so I sleep in a chair half the time in front of mt machine to like ASMR

because computer-off = bad.

Not funny but keked

I've had sleep paralysis once, and I knew what was going on but I couldn't move, coolest shit ever, but it would suck every day

are you trying to say you will "Get HowToBasic on dat cooch"?

pick that magazine up off the floor. it's bothering me. maybe run a "sensual" finger up her leg and back. gently wake her up. assuming she should or needs to be and or has slept long enough. at very least admire the vision before me.

God damn it I just made that bed!

"Tell you to take the blame" -Sean

Just stare at it for a while. Then wake her up with my alarm cock

yeah i'm actually 15, I've had it since i was about 10 (2-3 times a week, both parents had as well) so I've learnt what tends to trigger it (sleeping at an unusual time, sleeping at a new place, sleeping on back, etc.) but I've gotten to be pretty used to it by now.
Does yours have a recurring theme? I've got the hag-on-chest one most of the time

underage, reported

pull out my dick and fuck her like there's no tomorrow

half the people on this board are under aged get over it

;^~ luv u 2 bb

Spread her ass, put my face between her cheeks, smell her asshole and pussy each separately and then both together at the same time. Then fall asleep beside her.

>hold my nose
>crack a window
>go turn the shower on hot
>return to find the now waking stank bitch
>grab her by her wig
>drag her to the shower and throw her in
>tell her to clean up over the screams
>tell her to use the damn wash cloth
>stand there, ensure she doesn't use soap directly

A pimp's love is not like that of a square

It does look like her, doesn't it, Jensen?