>walk in
>see this
>what do?
Walk in
eat her ass
rapetime
Pussy picture. Becareful!
same
Ask who she is and why she is naked in your house.
*unzips*
looks like your beds takin up OP. gonna have to finger your ass and jerk off in the bathroom
Leave
Walk out of the room and close the door.
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Thread
Turn 360 degrees and walk out
skin that bitch
Turn 360°and walk away
har har har
how do people sleep in that position, it would kill me back
Sneak quietly out, I seem to have wondered stupidly into someone elses house.
Ask if she minds if you stick your dick in her ass.
turn 360 degrees and walk into pucci
spit on dick and ram it up her butt.
shove fist deep into her anus until she likes it
i have to sleep on my stomach, i've got sleep paralysis and if i sleep on my back it kicks in >:^(
sleeping on the back is way more comfortable
Turn 720 degrees and walk away
Turn 720 degrees and then do a barrel roll.
Change my sheets because white will look nasty fast
See what magazine that is.
Christ, please tell me her first name OR Where she's from. It's my fetish you much understand
Inb4 you have to eat all the eggs
if(is_girl() == true && wants_it() == true){
flipOver();
fist(*pussy);
fiddle(*clit, "lightly", "circles");
}else if(is_girl() != true){
insert(*metal, *stove);
insert(*metal, *ass);
}else{
putOnto(*girl, *blanket);
}
Fuck it, ya ijit.
1080° no handed walk away
Sniff her ass to see if she has shat recently.
Turn 180 degrees and approach
nice and deep like
You fucking idiots if you do that you'll just get closer to her.
>mfw
This.
Bowl of eggs
Try not to wake up sister.
What do?
You were saying?
Seems summer isn't quite over yet.
not that guy, but sleep paralysis fucking blows. i have a semi-chronic variant of it, where i go months without it, and then months where it's every single day. also, if i sleep anywhere between 5:30 to 6:30 am or pm, i get it
i havent heard about positions affecting sleep paralysis. id hate to never sleep on my back again :c
Tickle her clitclit then lick'r lil stank eye
kek
take speed user. you dont need to sleep
Kek
lol there's always someone like you that will fall for it. Thanks for being that person.
>obvious bait is obvious
tru
sleeping on back increases sleep paralysis?
I need that for lucid dreams...
hmmm...
only problem is, I have sleep apnea, so I wake up choking sometimes...
I'm also a programmer AND a no-life, so I sleep in a chair half the time in front of mt machine to like ASMR
because computer-off = bad.
Not funny but keked
I've had sleep paralysis once, and I knew what was going on but I couldn't move, coolest shit ever, but it would suck every day
are you trying to say you will "Get HowToBasic on dat cooch"?
pick that magazine up off the floor. it's bothering me. maybe run a "sensual" finger up her leg and back. gently wake her up. assuming she should or needs to be and or has slept long enough. at very least admire the vision before me.
God damn it I just made that bed!
"Tell you to take the blame" -Sean
Just stare at it for a while. Then wake her up with my alarm cock
yeah i'm actually 15, I've had it since i was about 10 (2-3 times a week, both parents had as well) so I've learnt what tends to trigger it (sleeping at an unusual time, sleeping at a new place, sleeping on back, etc.) but I've gotten to be pretty used to it by now.
Does yours have a recurring theme? I've got the hag-on-chest one most of the time
underage, reported
pull out my dick and fuck her like there's no tomorrow
half the people on this board are under aged get over it
;^~ luv u 2 bb
Spread her ass, put my face between her cheeks, smell her asshole and pussy each separately and then both together at the same time. Then fall asleep beside her.
>hold my nose
>crack a window
>go turn the shower on hot
>return to find the now waking stank bitch
>grab her by her wig
>drag her to the shower and throw her in
>tell her to clean up over the screams
>tell her to use the damn wash cloth
>stand there, ensure she doesn't use soap directly
A pimp's love is not like that of a square
It does look like her, doesn't it, Jensen?