So Sup Forums how do i start a cult on the internet?

So Sup Forums how do i start a cult on the internet?

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Probably need a blog and a homepage at minimum. A youtube channel, FB account, and Twitter are good ideas too.

Get trips and we'll start talking.

Id probably need help setting up a website i don't know html or css or any language

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I kinda wanna call it the church of Steve or somthing.

That's actually a good thing. Do you think Timecube or the Heaven's Gate website got to where they were through competent web design? Fuck no.

Anyone here willing to join the church of Steve?

When's the first meeting? I want to be VP of sexual relations

You can't. The Church of the Subgenius has the market cornered.

We need a website first and maybe a chat room. Too bad im doing it anyway

what about dubs
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>Do a bunch of DMT with some people
>Convince them you spoke to God
>have them vouch for you on Internet.
>???
>Profit

Well that depends. What is it that we believe? I wouldn't feel comfortable joining a cult that wasn't fully prepared to do all my thinking for me, and run my life.

I was thinking we literally worship this emoticon
~(0)_(0)~ just a like a meme.

>~(0)_(0)~

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Claim the earth is "round"

Stream your suicide.

This is steve ~(0)_(0)~ he is the creator of all dank and edgy memes. praise him.

Interesting. How do we feel about drugs and pussy? Because I think we could attract more true believers is we had frequent drug and sex orgies. Granted there are people out there willing to get castrated, and find sex icky for the chance to belong, but do we really want to call such people our brothers/sisters (we definitely need lots and lots of sisters, preferably porn stars just like the Raelians). You being the wise, all-knowing leader, and the second coming od Jesus, Buddha, Elvis, etc. would of course get first pick of all the hot bitches--I'm not greedy.

Get and do all the drugs and pussy you want my brother ~(0)_(0)~