Girlfriend just moved into my apartment yesterday. Her roommate took her rent, but didn't give it to the landlord and kept it to buy drugs. She got evicted. My roommate had to help her move her stuff because I'm out of town for a week on business.
After they finished moving her stuff into my bedroom, they left our apartment to get drinks at the bar down the street, "getting to know each other". She just called me about ten minutes ago and she seemed very drunk. She said her phone was about to die and then it did. Then she sent me this snapchat.
I've been blowing up her phone but it goes straight to voice mail. I'm currently 3 states away and I have an important meeting tomorrow morning.
What do?
Mason Cooper
break up, dont get cucked bro.
Jason Nguyen
well is it? is your roommate a dude?
Xavier Gomez
Break up with her on her voice mail.
That way, when you have to listen to them fuck every night, you won't be a cuckold because you'll technically be single.
Josiah Allen
send her messages breaking up with her by text. if not, you will be a cuck by morning and every time someone calls you a cuck, you will have to wear a chastity cage connected to two nipple guages.
Grayson Wright
>Girlfriend
I found this image posted in 2013 explain that. Nice Photoshop skills tho
Kayden Flores
It is. He is.
I didn't know that he had a big dick though.
Ian Adams
Tell her he doesn't like getting a mess on his dildo, so he uses those to keep it clean.
Or get cucked.
Either way it's no sweat off my sack.
Christian Nguyen
REKT OP
Camden Taylor
this is now a dubs thread
Hunter Jenkins
OP never said pic was related you fucking retard
Lincoln Cook
Checked
Lucas Lee
>Then she sent me this snapchat.
Samuel Ward
Go outside
Jackson Price
>Then she sent me this snapchat
Parker Reed
check em
Samuel Bailey
autist he said he sent her the snapchat
Carson Miller
You are literally a worse fagot than Op.
Brody Hughes
>Then she sent me this snapchat.
Tyler Carter
oh shit op what now
Owen Clark
What an awful shop.
Logan Hernandez
uggggggggg
Jose Thomas
Why is every single interesting/outrageous story on 4 Chan a complete and total fabrication?
Jaxson Perry
Nice shoop. How did you do it that fast?
Camden Morales
include me in the screencap!
Levi Brown
Go to your meeting. If you break up she might feel fine about fucking him if she does. If she doesn't fuck him... you stay together? Idk she gave your roommate the rent money and you don't get evicted immediately so, she seems kinda dumb.
Juan Bennett
I right clicked and hit, Search Google for this image.
Aaron Flores
...
Colton Carter
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Liam Long
Side note: what length does a magnum condom entail? >I'm afraid to hear the answer :(
Kayden Evans
>she gave your roommate the rent money
Confirmed for being an illiterate nigger who cannot into reading comprehension.
Mason Parker
/thread Nice work detective.
Dylan Sullivan
checkerd
Aaron Jenkins
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Julian James
Hahahahaah!!!!
Asher Gray
>Then she sent me this snapchat. >this snapchat.
Damage control at 100%
Brayden Wright
fucking rekt m9!!
Brayden Thomas
jesus do you keep every single pic posted here? it doesnt even look save worthy to me...
Kevin Miller
Why would you do that? Don't you realize that you ruined this thread? Now all we have are Facebook fap threads and Donald Trump. You couldn't just play along?
>trying to get internet kudos on an anonymous board
Christian Bailey
>checked >no gets ????
Caleb Lopez
I quite like the story and the shoop, OP. Google and this user fucked you up though
Gabriel Cook
quick somebody screencap this for a later straight up caught thread
Lucas Phillips
Magnums are more for girthier guys, all condoms are capable of 9 inches, the only differences are the diameters.
Asher Jackson
Wait, someone is telling lies on here? Who would do that??
Josiah Robinson
get
Parker Jones
ikr?
MODS!!!
Joshua Hughes
...
Hudson Hall
So obviously shopped
Brody Cook
Solid work Sup Forumsro I've seen. This posted before but you were here to do user's work
Grayson Myers
...
Bentley Gomez
that thar goddamned reverse image will get ya son, im disappoint this time
Josiah Butler
Fucking exposed, op is fake and gay
Camden Jackson
Thank goodness you were here. If not for your vigilance, we all might have fallen prey to Op's clever ruse. Keep fighting the good fight. It's hard to keep cancer at bay here, but I'm glad to see some fresh blood here, eager to try. >only newfags try to fix this place
Alexander Rivera
No I'm not. Serious issue. Fuck you guys for mocking me. I said my girl sent me a snapchat, never said pic-related. You fucking faggot weebs wouldn't have a clue, anyways. Peace, im out.
David Murphy
...
Bentley Perry
hello r/Sup Forums!
Brayden Peterson
>what is reverse image search?
Luis Allen
>Phone dies. >sends snapchat
Break up and cast the evil witch back to hell from which she came with her magic social media skills
