Fuck. I did something bad
Fuck. I did something bad
period again?
tits or gtfo
timestamp or gtfo
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Cover stuff in the microwave
you heard the nigger
timestamp or gtfo
timestamp, also the body
any fucker can take fake blood and smear on the floor
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clean up your nosebleed and next time get it in the sink you fucking animal
now a pic of the blood source
Cool story bro
the body are you fucking stupid.
without the body we goig
lurking
pics of the body/your face or gtfo op
lurking for potential
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waiting to be impressed
ok op.
whats the story?
Wear panties like a Bane mask and request information about the New World Order...
This thread should be shoved up Goatse's asshole.
I cut myself and then passed out, rolled around on the floor for the while. I faint at the sight of blood. no hate please
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If dubs do this..
DUBS GET
Give us more op or gtfo
fuck your clues post tits
Ceramic knife. Gay.
he cut himself shaving his legs and smeared it on the floor. fagget
Mostly passive, multi directional, various stages of dryness.
Staged scene, do it in one go next time faggot.
Also note the underwear in one picture, might be a freebleeder being a cunt.
For how deep the blade looks, there's not enough blood in the picture.
if this is OP, why post on Sup Forums
literally the worst place to post
stop asking for no hate here, go
I remember my first period too.
Get a tampen
impress us
I fucking manager to stab myself. The knife is a porcelain knife.
They are Sharp as fuck.
>I fucking manager to stab myself.
because your my family ifi can be accepted by you then i can be accepted by anyone especially my dad
>Tampen
You are autist?
I see your problem here OP. You tried to slice a tomato with your run of the mill porcelain knife, and tomato juice got everywhere. What you should have done was use the new and improved Aeroblade, guaranteed to cut through even the toughest tomatoes every time.
Ayy this thread is contaminated with autism
OP here
Lol I just got a bit wild cooking an extra juicy steak
Can confirm, Aeroblade 10/10 knife would recommend
the fucking body you nigger
you are so fucking stupid
Finish Him!
ok why panties on ground
Hey user I just came to this thread to confess my fealings for you.. I love you user
Didn't you hear? OP manager to stab himself.
Well, I stabbed myself so there is no body.
OP here first time Faggot. Thats my ass blood. I tried scooping the cum out my ass with an ice cream scoop but could still feel the sperms swimming so I used a knife.
yeah just look at this cunt :^)
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I can't wash the blood off the couch. It left red rings:/
the fuck, how do you shave your self with a ceramic knife you nig nog fagger.
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Why did you do it OP?
single ugliest foot ever
OP here, sorry for trolling, I just spilled shit on my floor and couldn't resist making this thread
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It's all been a ruse, he's just showing us all the power of oxi clean
Fuck you
Ceramic knives are good
shit thread. show wound or gtfo
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Did ya kill somebody OP?
I'm good
I never knew blood actually could smell this strongly
show us the wound you retarded autistic fuck
Now that's the power of oxi clean
He stabbed himself in the foot. Calling it now.
DUBS DEMANDS THE TRUTH OP
lol op cut his foot on that fucked up floor XD faggot
It went through here. Only a flesh wound
>be me
>hanging out at the P.F Changs bar like usual
>see a very intoxicated looking homeless twink eyeing me from across the bar
>has a broken nose and pick marks all over his face
>homeless twink looks familiar
>realize twink is coconut head
>strike up conversation with twink
>ask him if he was coconut head
>twink says "i don't wanna talk about that part of my life"
>twink says he is poor and asks me to buy him a plate of Mongolian beef
>coconut twink ferociously eats the plate of mongolian beef, rice and all in a few minutes
>I leave to restroom, to take a piss
>I'm pissing at the urinal
>suddenly someone slaps my ass from behind
>i spray piss all over my shoes
>turn around
>it's fucking coconut head
>he drags me into a stall
>starts deep throating like a little champ
>coconut stops sucking
>he looks up at me
>he says "i'll finish ya off for an andrew jackson"
>i hand him a 20
>he then pushes me away
>opens stall door and flees into the night
not even kidding
fucking coconut faggot didn't even finish me off
>be you
>be unfunny
>be faggot with made up story
>*dabs*
>*rolls*
>*checkem*
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check em boi
Checked
that was nothing
check this shit user
Kek
Not enough blood to be a murder.
The fuck, where is the hole?
How could all that blood come from what looks like you scraped it from falling on the pavement or something?
It's all good now. Gf is a nurse and she fixed it pretty good.
He cut his foot like a fucking retard
Yeah I posted that before I saw that. Also what was the point of this thread?
You undercooked that steak . You will do better next time
Without your beard you would look 12 years old.
Seriously you should have given up that hairstyle many, many years ago.
Jesus Christ you're ugly. You look pretty fucking retarded too.
Also,
>tattoos
Degenerate.
While she's there fixing your bleeding problem, ask her to take the knife and shave that fucking stupid ass beard off. And the moustache that looks like it's hairy snot running from your hose and pooling around your neck.
Oh yeah... scrape off the ugly stupid tatts too.
Oh shit... look at your fucking hair cut dude. That defies description other than to say your IQ is likely less than 60 and you aspire to pump gas but they won't let you handle money until you can add past 10.
the fuck...
OP is hot
Jesus fucking christ. That's one manly beard!
thx for making me jelly:(
i think we found the beta pussies of /b
found him on face. Anders Kittilsen, Norway
his insta is mrkitti90
thats as far as my Research skills take me.
from his insta, he seems like a fun, handsome dude tho
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>kek
OP burned user pretty fuckn hard
is OP Keemstar?
austin u r a mess
Bet u got a big Dick ;)
add me on snap OP
lillysilly
i know this guy. or, i don know him, but ive seen him before. he was running some pickup artist stuff in oslo a few years ago.
i saw him like all the time. going up to Girls in the middle of the day.
i thought he died or somehing. suddenly i never saw him anymore.
Is that a dick
Norsk?
Ja. fra Lillestrøm. Bor i Oslo