Ok Sup Forums I have about 54 dollars on an amazon gift card left.
I came up with this idea of becoming a vigilante superhero in my hometown.
I need a name, a mask, and a costume for under 54 dollars. ( I was thinking doing Crow-Man and just cawing at wrongdoers all day).
I live near milwaukee so this could be interesting.
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bump for crowman
Kill all the BLM fags
What should my catchphrase be?
Fagman
Go around and yell at wrong doers in your faggiest voice, shouldn't be too hard for you to manage.
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Forgot the mask
rip potentially epic thread
Well anyone have any better ideas?
You literally get to help me decide my super hero identity.
nevermind
someone posted
So we have
fagman... which is like gay pride day
or crow man which is just me hiding in the bushes cawing at niggers
wow
Bump for potential
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Forgot your weapon.
Kek'd
Reminds me of this
30 bucks for a dildo? then i cant get the cape.
Oh you were actually considering it? I was dicking around I'll look for a cheaper one.
well i made the fucking thread.
If you're even remotely serious, a paintball mask over a balaclava. Theyre made to absorb and deflect impacts while still allowing the wearer to breathe. You'd be hardpressed to get a practical mask that isnt suffocating. If you wanna start urban legends then you need a raven mask as the raven is chock a block with mythological and superstitious associations. Or, classic bandit mask and hooded cloak.
Caw
here is what i got left (after buying new kicks)
Link please?
(54 dollars man)
You should prepare a network of ropes around the city so that if you're ever getting chased you can easily hang yourself
I will be named "hang man"
thats fucking gay
To what? Do some research. Try ebay too.
Just look up Paintball masks, raven masks, and balaclavas. The thing is the rubber masks are terrible for mobile us as they fall off too easy, as well as being too difficult to see out of and they'll get hot really quickly
Do you actually want to fight crime, or fuck with people?
what should i use for a weapon?
my "crow-bar"
its up in the air at this point.
OP, fuck the raven suit. It's gay.
just dress up like a loli. learn a bit of japanese (like, 3 short sentences and 5 words good for shouting)
and run around punching balls of guys looking pedofilish enough
i dont think i could pass
Ha!
don't you worry. people are even dumber than on tv. just wear a mask, they'll never be able to tell. wear pigtails
Real crow eggs
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this is what i have so far
bumping for scientific reasons
>I was dicking around
>dildo
fuck you and your puns, asshole
I like Crow Man. Get a plague mask, a trench coat, a plague doctors hat, and a paintball gun filled with eggs. If you need a logo, reply and I can give u my email. I do art/graphic design, so I could create an emblem for Crow Man.
How would you go about being a super hero OP?
Like.. just walk around dressed like a faggot looking for crime
You're gonnna get your ass beat
Are you serious? do you think i could cut it out of felt and sew it onto the morph suit?
Ok If you're for real
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With the remaining 14ish dollars you have you should pick your own weapon. Unless you have some kind of training I'd recommend a club of some kind. I stand by for a name fagman however.
Skip the mask. Spend the cash on a police baton., and use a bandanna.
Yea, thats the plan.
either:
1. the thugs wont take me seriously and laugh their asses off
-or-
2. they would cap my white boi ass
im fine with both.
did you mean *banana*
This is way too boring
If OP is gonna be a real life super hero he needs to look badass
Please also invest in a go pro and record every second of your adventures
My thoughts exactly
Actually crossed my mind. You guys will see my ass get beat. kek.
You're going to end up getting shot if you actually try to do this, you know that right?
Since $54 will get us pretty much nowhere, how good of a vigilante could I be for $500? I'd like to stick with a fire theme because I'm edgy, here's what I have so far.
I'll give us the framework.
1 Pyro Mini: ellusionist.com
Two gallons of gas - $5
Your average water gun, to be filled with gas. We shoot the criminals, and light 'em up - $10
1 bottle of fire-retardant spray (to apply to clothes because we'll inevitably fuck it up) - $20
So that'd $182, and we're now the friendly neighborhood pyromaniac. Any ideas on what to with the rest of the money?
All super heroes started out looking like that dick brain.
Yea with that attitude!
Just make sure you have a good weapon and maybe if you're successful you'll get a sidekick
bird boy or something
Yeah, Fagman really is the safer option, and ultimately more entertaining.
Mr. FreshToasty
Sup Forumstards around the world should also don various bird masks and become vigilantes
We could end crime, Sup Forums.
Does the power of autism know no bounds?
pol is more likely to succeed with that than us though.
that seems pretty cool but i only have 54 dollars.
I call this mask
I'll be Autistic Man
Ok, simplified version.
Super soaker
Gas
Tape
Lighter
Boom, ~$25, and you now have a flamethrower. Godspeed, OP.
you didn't need the mask and people already called you that...
Totally.
become Nevermore, get a raven mask and stab people. then just whisper "Nevermore" as they bleed out.
_Russell Crowe was, at least, good in Gladiator_
>In a world
>Where niggers breed uncontrollably (this one)
>One man
>And his lame ass mask
>Fight them
>Using his concentrated powers of autism
>He forces people to see the value in abortion
>He IS
>AUTISM MAN
the intent is to make my comunity a better place, not fucking kill people.
ok im down. your gonna see it on the news, bad or good.
Then only stab the ones who are committing crime.
Every time I see this fucking guy I have to post this video
I'm sorry
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kill evildoers then, duh
When can we expect to see Crow-Man?
How will you keep us updated?
please don't be bullshitting
Why are you sorry? That's only the best video ever.
How would you guys like to be updated? on Sup Forums or?
this actually gave ma an IDEA
OP, how about you go around, look for young, attractive women, and forcefeed them contraceptive pills?
you could end the world hunger and overpopulation problems. you can also kick pregnant women in the guts, aborting the evil lurking inside of them.
in fact you would become the opposite of a rapist.
It's sad how dead this thread is
Yea try to keep updates on Sup Forums and maybe people will start giving more of a fuck
I want to see Crow Man
I believe in Crow Man
-Make a Discord
-Post on /r9k/ or /s4s/ with the tripcode "crowman"
-ect
YES THIS
OP make the official Crow-Man discord rn
Here's my email: [email protected]
Send me some sort of concept tomorrow, and I'll stitch a patch and send it to you.
Sorry for long response time, tired + a little drunk.
This is gonna be fun.
B U M P
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Plz email the Crow Man discord invite too, if this is actually going down.
CROW MAN WHERE DID YOU GO
Bump so crow man can live.
i am proud to say that i witnessed this thread and participated in it
what has my life come to
Someone screen cap this story.
bump for someone that isnt on mobile
we have made history
This must've just been fake I guess....
BOOOO CROW MAN
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Crow Man: The story of how OP won't deliver.
ok I did
Wasn't much to cap tho and OP is being a FagMan..
so maybe he decided he'll become that Fagman instead
Perhaps I can repost tomorrow. Maybe OP fell asleep.
OP is just mad he was off by one
WE WILL NEVER END THE SEARCH FOR CROW-MAN
Maybe we can make a justice league of anons who do random shit in each city they live in.
Make a discord server and start this up. I have my own costume idea.
I'm afraid it might be over.
>checkd
No one will join but here
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If Sup Forums won't fight crime then Sup Forums will.
is there even a point to bumping anymore
we could try to get Sup Forums to form a vigilante group bc crow man lied
Always, as Crow Man may yet return.
I hope.
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The caw of the crow causes criminals to cower cautiously
Wisconsin police will shoot you thanks to what's happening here
His break listens in the moonlight.