but why is she licking those fucking guns you asspies ask? because that's the one thing about this turd that's actually aimed at dudes you idiots! why the fuck do you think the Fembusters have a nasty used up eurotrash pornstar looking bitch on their team? because muh feminism? no, it's so you have something to jack off to if you have to watch this shit movie with your girlfriend! in fact, watching whalebusters with your girlfriend might get you a blowjob!
if she gets to lick bigger and bigger objects that get more phallic with every film, this might actually turn into a legit classic nerd franchise.
this shit is just like the Musical episode from South Park
Jackson Stewart
not when I've finally found something about this debacle and the endless shitposting and whining about it that I can enjoy
Sebastian Green
I'd slime that
Isaac Flores
come on, look at this shit! they're doing this on purpose!
Brandon Long
If I had to watch this I'd definitely focus on her ever scene she's in. Bet she spends the whole movie doing sexy shit in the background.
Leo Robinson
idk I thought Quicksilver was pretty good
Bentley King
it's like the script said "on te other side of the lab sits the nastiest skank you've ever seen, it's like she should rather be busting her STDs instead of ghosts"
Justin Flores
I'm almost willing to bet money on it. They're taking the classy route of pulling one over on the girls by hiding the fappable shit in plain sight. Is Paul Feig secretly a douchebro?
Caleb Allen
they look kinda samey, and Quicksilver looks like a total slut, but I just don't get the same vibe from him...like, he would probably pretty enthusiastic abot the whole thing, but he had no idea what he was doing. This chick looks like she's done all the things.
Jaxson Williams
As soon as I found out she was a lezzer, she instantly became annoying.
Nathaniel Robinson
only faggots hate hot lesbians
Jonathan Evans
yeah, I bet you do
Nathaniel Rivera
WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS MAKE A FACE LIKE SHE'S DOING PORN!!!
Logan Long
McKinnon and Wig are the only reasons I will see this movie. I have a shitload of Scene points saved up so I may go see this for free, depending on how many friends go. Otherwise I'll just wait for the torre...err blu-ray.
Someone needs to shoop a dick over that gun btw.
Lucas Ross
at this point I actually consider watching this just to see with how much racist shit and cock teasing they manage to get away with, it's like this movie is just a practical joke by the Jackass guys
Daniel Gray
>Europorn
gotdamn op you hit the nail on the head. the bitch looks like she should be in some 80s woman's business suit taking piss to the face.
Nathaniel Wilson
then again, maybe it's all just in that little scene, but hey, small victories
Aaron Reyes
Shills
Nicholas Lewis
exactly! like, she looks like she's angrily yelling for more cock in some eastern european accent too ridiculous to believe, while Rocco Siffredi and two other dudes jackhammer away at her asshole beside a swimming pool. it's exactly that kind of face, trust me on this.
Ethan Turner
I trust you with my life, senpai.
Jack Perez
like that wasn't obvious. but more like "weirdly obsessive". then again, what#s weird about being obsessed with a good thing?
Ethan Wilson
Nobody is more obvious than a Sup Forums shill
Hudson Myers
if your not man enough to fap to america's new feminist icon (suck on THAT Hillary), you should get out of this thread, otherwise I don't see what you're trying to complain about
Connor Baker
this is a serious movie discussion, about american film makers trying to win male audiences by appealing to their natural attraction to nasty eurotrash porn whores. please try to contribute something intelligent.
Landon Cruz
if she really was a scientist she'd know not to lick it
Adrian Taylor
I'm such a shill, trying to get faggots to look at hot lady pics
Robert Garcia
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Parker Nguyen
FAP TO ME REEEE
Bentley Sanders
it's the science of doing sexy shit you mongoloid
Justin Bailey
she makes pretty good porn faces like all the time, that means she's a great actress, because it makes the viewer feel emotions like a boner
Chase Peterson
Would not pay or pirate.
Austin Gutierrez
like, this would be a good cover for a movie, I' respond to that emotionally, provided it's an "adult" feature
