I will fuck this next month. What do you think ? A fuck is still a fuck ?

I will fuck this next month. What do you think ? A fuck is still a fuck ?

Just stick your dick in a messy pile of laundry.

Totally this

So its come to this for you, huh?

I think that no matter how desperate you are, you can do better.

Everyday we stray further from God.

It's a Badoo contact. Very ugly but I really want to fuck her. I have a GF btw.

How could you stay hard with that thing near you? I can't even begin to imagine what it smells like

man the harpoons

Be lucky to even get a semi..

I think I can smell it from here. Just fuck a bucket of wet shit, you'll hate yourself less afterwards and the clean up will be easier.

Fuck the harpoon, man the giant saw machine!

I dunno man, I like my chicks thick but that's just obese

OP here. Yes you're right. It can be very difficult. And hawkward.

Why next month? Why not today?

Why?

Because we can't before that. Holidays and shit.

Because I can bro ! It is why I ask for your advices !

No one tell me : ok, fuck her, it is an experiment ?

You could also put your dick in a wasp nest, doesn't mean you should

yeck. I'd rather not have sex. You know that just jacking off will be a better experience than fucking this behemoth right?

Shit. You are right. This is too extrem. My GF is a 7/10 btw. I am such an idiot.

sound advice. listen to this OP

Moar pics op.

dear god no, do you hate yourself OP? Are you trying to punish yourself or something? That sack of lard should be getting pushed off the sand back into the ocean where it came from.

Haven't more bro. Sorry.

>i will go to SeaWorld next month. What do you think ? Fucking a whale is still a fuck ?

op do it, fuck her and send us Moar pics. Thanks

Damn..well have fun man! Love those whales! Give her a good fucking! Fuck the haters! Enjoy that Pussy!

I think I just want to fuck as much as I can. I never had much GF when I was young. I have one now since 8 years (I am 32). And I fucked 5 women in my life.

>Dem digits
>Dat post
Audible kek

which part are you fucking user?

She tells me she like only doggystyle. I don't know if I will reach the hole !

Then fuck your GF more, why try plow a hambeast?

A hole is a goal

Both of you should get really high or really drunk beforehand

Post pics of your GF

Your hand is better than this.. this ruins lives and future ambitions. Run, OP

God I'm rock hard now