/cyc/ - Women using pedals

Women's Road race featuring British dopers

Men's race was the highlight of the first day at the Olympics.

Get comfy

>If you watched yesterday's cycling then you will now be familiar with the route and will know that it is a tough, tough course. The women's race is basically a shorter version of what we saw 24 hours ago. Hopefully, too, it will be another cracker.

>I've read different figures about the length of the race that vary between 136km and 141km, so let's agree that it's around 137km.

>Just 65 riders will make the start line and they will race for 38km out to the first circuit held around the Grumari Natural Park before completing a 24.8km loop, which includes short climbs and two passages over a cobbled section.

>After 115km the race will enter a second circuit where the real action will get under way on a 25.7km loop which includes a vicious 8.9km climb. As we saw yesterday, the descent is fairly technical and will be followed by a 12km flat run to the finish line.

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cyclinghub.tv/livestream
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youtube.com/watch?v=6aJmYmasQhc
strava.com/athletes/1712082
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Streams

wiz1.net/channel87

cyclinghub.tv/livestream

First for Froome

Damn, great Britain looks like that!?

Watching Lester, what time is the expected finish?

So what did Armistead do exactly, I know she missed 3 tests but she just said "it was out of my control" and got teary eyed.

Well, missing 3 tests is pretty fucking significant

Claiming my cyclefu.

I would ride a whole grand tour on a unicycle with a dildo up my bum just to smell Lizzie's sweaty saddle after a morning ride

just started now. finish in 3-4 hours

It wasn't out of her control. At best she was extremely sloppy and negligent, at worst she deliberately missed tests because she knew she would fail them.

I meant more along the lines of why she missed them, or does nobody know?

didnt want to get caught

>far right
>third from left
>second from left

you guys can have the rest

I thought they were sans pants and flashing pussy from that thumbnail

SHe was obviously doping and didn't want to do the test

One time she said the guy installing tires on her car took too long, another time her phone was off or something.

Normal BS excuses why anyone is ever late.

The point is, after you miss your first test, you make goddamned sure you never miss another one.

Anywhere that I can stream that isnt region locked?

>mfw armistead wins and entire world hates us more

can't wait desu

cyclinghub.tv/livestream

As someone who was a fan of Lance Armstrong, it actually kind of sucks. You don't want it.

Cheer for Emma Pooley instead. She's far more likeable.

I'll be back in a hour tbqh

Yeah go to the event huebro

But she got all weepy in that interview, she wouldn't just lie like that would she?

And the people who let her compete obviously bought her excuses.

Not like the world can hate us more

I just want to see people get buttmad because she never actually tested positive

who can stop the bad guys (UK team) winning?

i hope armistead crashes and breaks her legs desu

You just lied, she didn't give those excuses. Anybody who actually cares, Google it. Nobody knows if she lied, she goes on the mental shit list, end.

Yea she said she hated dopers and she would never ever dare to dope and that integrity is very important to her.

Just stop being cynical guys, why dont you believe in miracles?

>never tested positive
Wew lad. Neither did Lance. Does he get his 7 TdFs back now?

Lance never tested positive. Lance never missed a test either

>women using pedals

He did, the UCI covered it up

>Lancey Armistead

youtube.com/watch?v=6aJmYmasQhc

well he admitted to it which is odd

lizzie can keep on denying no probs

>misses 3 tests
>automatic ban overturned, gets to compete anyway
>happens to ride for the most well-funded federation from a country currently enjoying a huge bike boom

Nope, nothing at all suspicious. It's just all a big misunderstanding.

America sucks

Get over it cunts

What is this baby's first time watching cycling? There all on EPO

Pooley dropping her teammate

Absolute madwoman

>no channel showing it

Sorry we bombed your country and forced you to refugee your way to Sweden.

That's life.

Oh do fuck off Mr. 200 swimming medals

wew they are getting feisty very early

>drafting the cars

ARMISTEAD CHEATING AGAIN!!!

much better racing without radios

So what's Lance up to now? Just sitting by his pool or something?

Are gringos enjoying the scenery?

yep, jacking off into the water.

Don't worry about it, buddy. It happens to every country that experiences a rapid rise of success in cycling: a sport that is literally synonymous with doping.

Here's the line you're supposed to say:
>Anyone caught doping is a lone cheater and did so without any knowledge of the federation. That rider has been sacked in accordance with our zero-tolerance policy. Our success is the result of hard work and dedication, not cheating.

Then all you have to do is make sure you say it with a straight face.

I thought it was women standing there with no underwear and showing their hairy muffs then.

Why do those outfits look like you can see their vayjays

yes actually

I wanna sniff their sattles after the race.

Based Lance still putting in the miles

strava.com/athletes/1712082

aerodynamic pussi

Yes, it's quite lovely, particularly the long shot of the waves from yesterday.

>3 days ago

Still at it, the madman!

>Leakistead

>you will never sniff her saddle

So how do the ladies go to the loo? Are some lucky hues getting views of naked cycle whores squating on the side of the road?

He does mostly mountain biking now.

Sanitary pad down the front, throw it away once you're done

You think he is still doping? You know just as an old habbit.

they dont, its why womens races are usually much shorter than the mens.

what is belgium doing

do they all wear tampons while riding just in case they get their period?

Armistead giving Harris hell for not doing more work to help her back into the pack.

>Belgium
>Again

who let GVA on the course?

But the communal piss break is the best part of road cycling

Fucking savages

Horrible camera effort on BBC just there.

generally no. they wear pads when they're on their period.

>just gotta keep it up for another 115km

does the extra cushioning from the pad give them an advantage? should men start wearing them too??

....lol because periods just sneak up on them out of nowhere!

I wanna be their sattle

do they not?

Look at Belgium lads. 20 years old with the balls of a 30 year old

No, quite the opposite. They slide around. For important competitions, they will actually glue the pad to their shorts to keep it in place.

Someone crash or not?

have you ever had a girlfriend, or even spoken to a girl before IRL? it happens all the time, fucknut

it's certainly possible for them to be on their period at the time of the race

gotta go fast

...

i wonder if any racers have ever orgasmed from a slippery pad rubbing against their bits?

This Belgian is an absolute unit

LOL, all the fucking time! They never stop getting random periods.

>american education

>no aerial views until 2pm local time

I thought super athletic girls stop getting periods

Who is polefu?

>She will never sit on your face

The gymnasts do because no hormones allowed

>tfw no Puck Moonen in Olympics

Kopecky's plan is actually quite smart. She's Belgian, so she knows how to ride on cobblestones, but the peloton will probably crash hugely.

former track cyclist as well, shes a very strong lady

>This is the face of a 27 year old britbong

Holy shit, the meme's are true

CROSS WIND

drugs will do that :^)

damn girl...moisturize.

Wait girls fucking KNOW when they are going to have a period? I always assumed it was once a month starting on one of 4 mondays. How would they know exactly which monday of the month it falls on? For example it could be the first monday of March and the 2nd Monday of April right?