Men's race was the highlight of the first day at the Olympics.
Get comfy
>If you watched yesterday's cycling then you will now be familiar with the route and will know that it is a tough, tough course. The women's race is basically a shorter version of what we saw 24 hours ago. Hopefully, too, it will be another cracker.
>I've read different figures about the length of the race that vary between 136km and 141km, so let's agree that it's around 137km.
>Just 65 riders will make the start line and they will race for 38km out to the first circuit held around the Grumari Natural Park before completing a 24.8km loop, which includes short climbs and two passages over a cobbled section.
>After 115km the race will enter a second circuit where the real action will get under way on a 25.7km loop which includes a vicious 8.9km climb. As we saw yesterday, the descent is fairly technical and will be followed by a 12km flat run to the finish line.
Watching Lester, what time is the expected finish?
Daniel Ramirez
So what did Armistead do exactly, I know she missed 3 tests but she just said "it was out of my control" and got teary eyed.
Sebastian Carter
Well, missing 3 tests is pretty fucking significant
Kevin Wright
Claiming my cyclefu.
James Scott
I would ride a whole grand tour on a unicycle with a dildo up my bum just to smell Lizzie's sweaty saddle after a morning ride
Christian Sanders
just started now. finish in 3-4 hours
It wasn't out of her control. At best she was extremely sloppy and negligent, at worst she deliberately missed tests because she knew she would fail them.
Mason Foster
I meant more along the lines of why she missed them, or does nobody know?
Aaron Reyes
didnt want to get caught
Henry Bell
>far right >third from left >second from left
you guys can have the rest
Samuel Cruz
I thought they were sans pants and flashing pussy from that thumbnail
Nicholas Walker
SHe was obviously doping and didn't want to do the test
Lucas Lopez
One time she said the guy installing tires on her car took too long, another time her phone was off or something.
Normal BS excuses why anyone is ever late.
The point is, after you miss your first test, you make goddamned sure you never miss another one.
Gavin Cruz
Anywhere that I can stream that isnt region locked?
Ryan Russell
>mfw armistead wins and entire world hates us more
>misses 3 tests >automatic ban overturned, gets to compete anyway >happens to ride for the most well-funded federation from a country currently enjoying a huge bike boom
Nope, nothing at all suspicious. It's just all a big misunderstanding.
Gavin James
America sucks
Jace Torres
Get over it cunts
What is this baby's first time watching cycling? There all on EPO
Nicholas Morgan
Pooley dropping her teammate
Absolute madwoman
Cameron Reyes
>no channel showing it
Ethan Collins
Sorry we bombed your country and forced you to refugee your way to Sweden.
That's life.
Jayden Myers
Oh do fuck off Mr. 200 swimming medals
Carson Hernandez
wew they are getting feisty very early
Joseph Ward
>drafting the cars
ARMISTEAD CHEATING AGAIN!!!
Anthony Diaz
much better racing without radios
Lincoln Cox
So what's Lance up to now? Just sitting by his pool or something?
Gavin Phillips
Are gringos enjoying the scenery?
Chase Long
yep, jacking off into the water.
Zachary Sanders
Don't worry about it, buddy. It happens to every country that experiences a rapid rise of success in cycling: a sport that is literally synonymous with doping.
Here's the line you're supposed to say: >Anyone caught doping is a lone cheater and did so without any knowledge of the federation. That rider has been sacked in accordance with our zero-tolerance policy. Our success is the result of hard work and dedication, not cheating.
Then all you have to do is make sure you say it with a straight face.
Nolan Gonzalez
I thought it was women standing there with no underwear and showing their hairy muffs then.
Jack Morgan
Why do those outfits look like you can see their vayjays
Yes, it's quite lovely, particularly the long shot of the waves from yesterday.
Angel Hernandez
>3 days ago
Still at it, the madman!
Lincoln Wilson
>Leakistead
Julian Allen
>you will never sniff her saddle
Chase Morales
So how do the ladies go to the loo? Are some lucky hues getting views of naked cycle whores squating on the side of the road?
Isaac Anderson
He does mostly mountain biking now.
Aiden Martin
Sanitary pad down the front, throw it away once you're done
Nolan Barnes
You think he is still doping? You know just as an old habbit.
Logan Carter
they dont, its why womens races are usually much shorter than the mens.
Dominic Ross
what is belgium doing
Gavin Robinson
do they all wear tampons while riding just in case they get their period?
Aaron King
Armistead giving Harris hell for not doing more work to help her back into the pack.
Jackson Ward
>Belgium >Again
Adrian Hall
who let GVA on the course?
Matthew Hughes
But the communal piss break is the best part of road cycling
Fucking savages
Andrew Long
Horrible camera effort on BBC just there.
Wyatt Scott
generally no. they wear pads when they're on their period.
Ryan Turner
>just gotta keep it up for another 115km
James Brown
does the extra cushioning from the pad give them an advantage? should men start wearing them too??
Juan Fisher
....lol because periods just sneak up on them out of nowhere!
Bentley Davis
I wanna be their sattle
Nolan Baker
do they not?
Hunter Mitchell
Look at Belgium lads. 20 years old with the balls of a 30 year old
Josiah Thompson
No, quite the opposite. They slide around. For important competitions, they will actually glue the pad to their shorts to keep it in place.
Nathan King
Someone crash or not?
Nathan White
have you ever had a girlfriend, or even spoken to a girl before IRL? it happens all the time, fucknut
Dylan Cox
it's certainly possible for them to be on their period at the time of the race
Kevin Jenkins
gotta go fast
Christian Barnes
...
Benjamin Gray
i wonder if any racers have ever orgasmed from a slippery pad rubbing against their bits?
Cameron Kelly
This Belgian is an absolute unit
Matthew Reyes
LOL, all the fucking time! They never stop getting random periods.
Grayson Wilson
>american education
Dylan Harris
>no aerial views until 2pm local time
Carson Phillips
I thought super athletic girls stop getting periods
Carter Gutierrez
Who is polefu?
Bentley Johnson
>She will never sit on your face
Josiah Hernandez
The gymnasts do because no hormones allowed
Jordan Lewis
>tfw no Puck Moonen in Olympics
Robert Torres
Kopecky's plan is actually quite smart. She's Belgian, so she knows how to ride on cobblestones, but the peloton will probably crash hugely.
Connor James
former track cyclist as well, shes a very strong lady
Liam Cooper
>This is the face of a 27 year old britbong
Holy shit, the meme's are true
Luis Hall
CROSS WIND
Zachary Evans
drugs will do that :^)
Tyler Ross
damn girl...moisturize.
Zachary Jones
Wait girls fucking KNOW when they are going to have a period? I always assumed it was once a month starting on one of 4 mondays. How would they know exactly which monday of the month it falls on? For example it could be the first monday of March and the 2nd Monday of April right?