33 year old kissless virgin reporting in

33 year old kissless virgin reporting in.

Time to kill yourself.

Have you ever wanted to rip?

Like a fucking Beyblade?

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30 year old kissless virgin reporting in
what's going on in this thread?

That is actually so sad

What's your happiness state, OP?

can we do an AMA?

Not much.

It is.

I'm unemployed, I am have no friends, I never received any physical affection. So not great. But it also could be much worse.

Ask me whatever you like, bro.

What do you do?
What are your hobbies?
With whom do you live?
Do you see it as the easy way out?

>What do you do?

I'm unemployed since June. Trained as a molecular biologist.

>What are your hobbies?

Sports (climbing, running, cycling), cooking, reading, video games. Seasonal shit like skiing and windsurfing.

>With whom do you live?

Moved in again with my parents last month.

>Do you see it as the easy way out?

See what?

How could it be much worse?

Mood wise, there is still a lot of room downstairs.

Not being affectionate with girls. It takes balls to get something, especially the first time.

Also:
- Are you gay and scared?
- Why live with your parents again? That is a step back.
- Rate yourself on attractiveness, honestly

Why don't you combine your molecular sciences with your wizardry and clone yourself

I had several opportunities, but never had erection. Of course it's a psychological issue. Feels bad. I am that guy who needs an excuse for not having sex.
"Sorry sweetie, I don't have any condoms."
Fucking kek.

>- Are you gay and scared?

I am not gay. And fear is not the feeling I would describe when it comes to interactions with girls.

>- Why live with your parents again? That is a step back.

Have to save money.

>- Rate yourself on attractiveness, honestly

6 / 10.

So, last question...
What's the fucking problem?

You sound very ok!

>What's the fucking problem?

I'm not at all talented socially. I am neither eloquent, nor charismatic or witty - instead I am dull in the best and weird/creepy in the worst of cases.

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20 isnt the point of no return.
I know because i found i girl that i didn't have to pay that begged me to fuck her and i was a 21 year old virgin at the time.

OP here. This image is bait. Unless you are 25 or older, everything is possible and no indication for worry.

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If you would stop making this thread Every day you could easily already have a gf

This 1h in the middle of the day won't help. Especially since I'm writing job applications in parallel.

Lost my virginity at age 13 for 17year old...the age gap looked so huge that time...

It would

What should I do instead?

Go to a public place like a market or something and try to talk to females

Bey blades bey blades let it rip!

I would have accepted the suggestion to do more online dating, Tinder etc. But talking to random passing women on the street?

You don't have to be a creep or something just small talk so you can learn how it works

That seems to be creepy in itself.

If you don't talk to woman how will you ever get one

> not at all talented socially
you are basically all of Sup Forums

It's not about talking to women. There are many good opportunities for talking to women (bars, clubs, parties, online) etc. But chatting up some random person on the street.

Are you that guy with the Avogadro-Constant as E-Mail?
How come you're unemployed. Last thing I heard was you having a plan - or do I remember something incorrectly?
Still living in Britain?

23 kissless virgin reporting

>Are you that guy with the Avogadro-Constant as E-Mail?

Yes.

>How come you're unemployed. Last thing I heard was you having a plan - or do I remember something incorrectly?

The plan was working a low-paying retail job until I find something "real".

>Still living in Britain?

Moved back to Germany to live with my parents.

How could it be so hard finding a job as a trained molecular biologist?

Why didn't you follow your plan and got that retail job?

Not the guy who made the suggestion, but how about you try doing that for at least a week and see how it goes.

>How could it be so hard finding a job as a trained molecular biologist?

Too much supply of PhD, not enough demand. And publication wise, both my PhD studies and my postdoc in Cambridge were not very successful. So I guess I just suck at my job.

>Why didn't you follow your plan and got that retail job?

That's the plan now. Been asking in local supermarkets for someone stocking shelves.

Okay. Will do it when I go buy groceries tomorrow. Have actually tried to talk to a girl I see jogging on the same track as me every morning. Not very successful.

Oh jesus. You the new Chris-chan

I don't know who that is.

Now you know

Holy fuck.

Am i actually speaking to a real wizard?

Advice from a 20 year old,

Just go to a pub or bar and drink and make friends, it's easy as shit, pulled a fair few amount of girls just from asking them for a lighter, be confident bro

Get the fuck out of here

24 on my way to super wizard

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Try looking after demand out of your exact field. You must not just aplly for the jobs that especially want molecular biologists. With that degree you are qualified for a lot jobs in that and nearby fields. I really don't know about the job market, but if you're smart then there should be some work for you.

How is this possible?

Your advice ain't gonna do jack tbh. Some people are just fundamental different from one another and someone who's been going 30+ years straight without putting it in a woman will not just "get confident" because a cool 20 year old bro told him to. I doubt you understand his perspective because you're only seeing from yours. Things can change but it will take time.

Really, this.

You're still there?

How long are you on Sup Forums?

When did you realize that the time of having an easy and natural sex life is over?

*getting

So, a bit of a story here.

>I was a 26 yr old kissless virgin
>hear a girl's voice one day while playing fps
>she's at the top of the leaderboard on the server I'm in second, holy shit, a girl gamer with actual gaming skill.
>check her steam profile out. She's in all sorts of super lewd steam groups, and has a link to a YouTube channel showing off her videos.
>Watch some YouTube videos, realize she's legit good@games.
>add her to steam friends, she accepts.
>she recognizes me from the server, says I was one of the only non-shitters on there.
>I ask her if the lewd steam groups are serious or just a joke. She says they're mostly for fun but asks if I have a problem with girls enjoying lewd things.
>I tell her no problem, in fact, it's refreshing to see a girl admit to having those kinds of desires and not bottle up her fantasies.

Cont. ???

Just cont for keeping that thread alive.

Checked and sure I haven't anything better to do.

Cunt plz

More like middle aged retard

Protip: a cucumber makes an exelent tool for ass play
You can now loose your virginity you fuckwit
Get fucked

Oh master wizard please give me a potion to unlock my true potential and immortality

>we start sharing our sexual fantasies with each other, over the course of a couple weeks I fap like 10 times while having lewd conversations with her.
>Each time I'm coming harder than I ever have to porn or random cyber sessions with strangers.
>After a couple weeks, through some conversation involving me asking about her pussy, she reveals she doesn't have one, she's actually mtf trans and still has a small cock and balls.
>I kinda freak out, feel sick that I fapped to the thought of a trap, tell her I don't think I can continue with her.
>she's fully understanding, says she expected as much once she revealed who she really was.

why dont you move to south america or asia? you'd get a well payed job with that degree and get descent girls cus you're european and white.

Kek

Jesus OP do not attempt to talk to women unannounced on the street or at the market. If you're already socially awkward there is no way this is going to work. Women don't like to be approached in public. Just work on small talk first. Join a group of some kind, there has to be running climbing whateer your interest are clubs wherever you are.

Do not attempt approaching women on the street, you are going to have a bad time.

You'll never enjoy a golden shower...
Ah cmon buy yaself a whore

You're not a virgin. When you were born, you came out of your mom's pussy. Your little newborn baby cock rubbed all up inside that birth canal. The first sexual stimulation your penis felt. Juicy, bloody and lubed up. Don't worry OP, you're not a virgin. Just think about it.

>After a day or two feeling sick to my stomach, I start to realize the feelings and desires I had for her were still there.
>the initial shock of her revelation begins to fade and I let her know things could still work between us.
>shes extremely happy to hear that, but she also reveals she has a boyfriend.
>I feel like I just got punched in the gut again.
>she says she just wants to be completely open with me now, no more secrets.
>her boyfriend is actually quite a bit older and they never have sex any more, she's basically a maid and a cute face he can parade around in front of his older coworkers/friends.

Wana fug?

OP, considering we have already established that the chance to have a healthy and natural sex life is over, I believe your best bet is to try the gay side of things, its very common for gay people to stay in the closer for a long time and so the community in general sees people just starting out in their late twenties and even into thirties all the time its a chance at a fresh start for you mate

You don't have to be immediately assertive and over confident right off the bat. That's how you freak people the fuck out because you're not comfortable in your own skin conversing like that.

Take it slow, very small talk at gas stations, lines. Let it build up to where you can continue mindless banter. Bitches eat mindless banter up. Honestly, how you are in your position I'd give that a month or two before trying anything else.

Also, try bars as some user said earlier. Easy smash, and you have a much better chance to make friends if you become a reg. You seem to have an optimistic attitude and that carries weight in social places.

Where's the 6 years old mark

I guess I'm 2sexy4u

Or just got molested

Why don't you pay a prostitue?

>she says she's happy with the relationship but she desperately needs sex.
>we agree to a no strings attached friends with benefits arrangement.
>for the next couple months we're gaming together all the time, having lewd conversations and even lewder skype video calls.
>I eventually reveal to her that I'm a virgin, due to both my parents religious upbringing and a generally introverted personality.
>She's very surprised but not scared off.
>I tell her that I'd love for her to be my first real sexual experience, she says she wants me too.

Bullshit! Lost mine at 21 and have had sex with a total of 7 females.
NEVER GIVE UP.
NEVER SURRENDER!

>Knowing he's a trap
>Still calling him "she"
Boy, you're fucked

Fuck of youre not funny

And how old are you now?
How came you didn't lost it earlier?

Wat

I'm not joking

I lost my virginity at 6 years old

I only talk about it over the internet because even medical professionals squirm whenever I mention it, let alone any fucking normies.

Cheers for repressed memories.

>That face
>Absolutamente asqueroso

20 yr old virgin here
Never really put much effort into getting my dick wet so I can't expect much.

Same here, 18yo

You've gotta believe in yourself first.

Well I might as well join in, lost virginity at like 15 or so, had sex with the same girl maybe 6 times tops, never been with anyone else, never had a girlfriend, now 29, havent had sex or been in a relationship for like 9 years. Dont know where to start everyone seems to be either married or has a girlfriend, like younger girls like 18 young no normal way to socialize with that crowd

>we make arrangements to meet up discreetly when she's away visiting family.
>she'll be about 600 miles away, and plane tickets are out of the question for me at the time because cash is short and I decided to splurge on a nice hotel.
>I end up driving the distance to be with her.
>She lies to her family and says her plane flight home is 2 days earlier than it really is. I pick her up at the airport after they drop her off there and we go to the hotel.
>I'm kind of exhausted from the 12 hr drive so we just end up laying in bed together cuddling for a few hours.

Piss and shit. Don't forget covered in shit.

Tell the story, man.

You should hit the dating scene and lower your standards. Its healthy to get involved.

I didnt lose my virginity until 20. Just got out of a relationship with a nymph who would want to fuck everyday. Loved being choked and shit. Am 22 now.

There is still hope Sup Forumstards

im a pseudo-virgin with no luck because standards are too high, world is full of stupid, unattractive girls

You could always go fag.. I mean your half way there being on Sup Forums

Lost mine at 15.
>be 39 now

Dude, your thirties are your best years. Just make money for yourself, travel, get /fit/, and keep yourself clean. In the past year, I fucked 19, 21, 22, 24, and a 34 year old.

Best way to do this is this. I move around a lot, so my strategy for meeting women is to go to a bar/restaurant near my place that I like about 3 times a week. The people that work there will eventually start talking to you. The girls will either take interest, or help you with a girl at the bar. It's really easy and works every time.

/b is my spiritual home, also cant go fag because not gay, dick doesnt get me hard, could pay for pussy but afraid of the STD

>was KV until 25
>one day shit just kind of clicked, dunno what i changed
>got some makeouts and foreplay from some chick friends who previously didn't give me the time of day, but still virgin for 2 more years
>friend decides the fact that I haven't been fucked yet is "unacceptable" and she fixes that shit
I don't know what kind of sorcery went down.