The thing is, I tend to believe what these girls are telling me.
Anyway >I'm friends with a stripper >she's always telling me to come down to the club >I work graveyard so I'm like whatever and go >I go there, get a few dances, hang out with my friend >One of the dancers is really cute >I get a private dance >She seems kind of insecure >We talk about my friend and music, she rubs her tits in my face >She asks for my name, and tells me her real name >Night goes on, I leave
Anyway, so I stalked this girl on facebook, it was her real name, she seemed pretty cool, should I send her a friend request or what?
Landon Young
Damaged girls are fun but if you intend on doing anything more than fucking her brains out I'd say no go
Christopher Robinson
so you don't think it'd be creepy to send her a request or anything?
Josiah Harris
Do it, strippers are often times just cool girls who don't see any reason not to make easy money.
Matthew Sullivan
Dude I'm dating a stripper. Ex stripper now. Fucking love her. She was fucked up an just needed a good guy to treat her right an now she's a different person in all the right ways. Never had a better girl.
Anyway the other point is it takes a lot for a stripper to tell you her real name unless you are a friend or a friends partner. It's their defence. She opened up, she likes you.
Mason Lee
basically what I'm asking is is it weird to send her the request, I mean she was at work and shit
Jace White
No, not weird.
Samuel Butler
Since your friend is also a stripper, y not ask her if that would be weird? Fuck would we know what goes on in a strippers mind.
Owen Young
alright, the deed is done, we'll see how it goes.
Lincoln Rivera
this
Make her your girlfriend if you want, but dont forget at the end of the day she is going to be rubbing her ass to other guys faces for money so basically you`re going to be a cuck
Brody Collins
No, she gave you her real name. You have to understand she has the fake name because its not unusual for guys to hang around outside waiting for her. I bet she's even been hit by guys she danced for.
She knows you know another stripper and probably figured out you werent scum. Strippers know which of the others are scumy and bring around scumy dudes.
Brandon Scott
Be honest, it was a man you met at the strip club wasn't it? He rubbed his penis in your face didn't he?
Grayson Wood
Someones beta and can't trust women.
Jack James
someones beta and has no problem with having a girlfriend rubbing her ass to other guys faces. you disgust me
Jace White
We hung out for a while in the strip club though. I mean I even stayed in the back while she danced for other guys.
> be me > hanging out with stripper I met > I stay in back while she dances for another guy > it's a giant 6'5 nigger named tyrone > he's really liking her, and she seems into him > he pulls his dick out and they start having sex > I start crying and sobbing > don't know why but I start jerking off too > they finish and she looks at me and says you know what to do if you wanna taste me > I start cleaning off Tyrone to taste her > Tyrone leaves > I still have the girl > pretty damn alpha, I ran him off and got to taste the girl and keep her.
Easton Gutierrez
So it's alpha to let other people put your girls tits in their face?
Luis Kelly
Nope, i have zero problem with idiots throwing free money at my household. And ask all the other girls i fuck with my gfs permission how beta i am.
They won't answer though cause they don't reply to creepy beta fags like you.
Juan Hall
Dude she tells you her real name what more of a hint are you looking for
Camden Lopez
Then why did your girl get pregnant by a nigger and you are now raising the baby?
Bentley Jones
> I start crying and sobbing > I still have the girl > pretty damn alpha This is shit tier bait
Mason Bailey
WTF man, I don't know what to say
Aaron Anderson
obviously op
Josiah Thomas
Yea, I'm thinking that was op, just can't figure out what the hell is wrong with him.
Josiah James
It's bait
Jace Lewis
Topkek, have fun with that shit
Aiden Carter
jfc its not op
Gabriel Edwards
>> I start cleaning off Tyrone to taste her> Tyrone leaves > I still have the girl> pretty damn alpha, I ran him off and got to taste the girl and keep her.
WTF. my sides
Cooper Gonzalez
No, op here. That was me, should I try to have something with her or not?
Eli Ross
Kek some guy is trying to get with a stripper so he sucks her clients dick.
Ethan Sullivan
The way I see it, if she did not like you, she would not have given her real name. I mean, they have like stage names like: angel, bunny, analbitch etc.
So yeah, and make it look nice in the message you send with it.
'hey, remember me from the club the other day? I hope you don't mind I looked you up, but I was thinking, wanna go out someday?"
SOmething like that, other anons feel free to add
Cameron Ortiz
But if she liked me why did she fuck the other guy with me there?
Benjamin Cook
President Obama here. You're a nigger and a shit troll.
Dominic Phillips
She likes your money. Have you ever hear of a stripper that didn't like someone?
Blake Scott
yeah that's basically what I was thinkin
Isaac Scott
Damaged girls are fun for the fuck , otherwise you got some psycho bitch whining about everything.
Cameron Harris
have more of this slut?
Landon Parker
>She seems kind of insecure
You are the only one insecure in here.
Strip clubs are for hardcore losers hang yourself tonight.
Carter Moore
But I paid her with food stamps and best buy coupons. Is that what she liked?
Elijah Brooks
actual op here, that's the point I was worried about :P
Evan Fisher
no no no no NO NO NO!
Absolutely no "do you remember me" and "hope you don't mind" shit. It's super fucking beta.
Just add her and start the conversation like you're friends for god knows how long. If you go with all that beta shit, you'll be done in her eyes before evening comes.
Anthony Kelly
Some girls / men are like that. they are loose, they don't want to commit. But maybe, in the long run she will want to settle down and be with someone, like you. The BIGGEST question you have to ask yourself tho is: can YOU live with the idea that she sucks dick frequently, and has done so before you might even hook up together, she has done anal, blacks, cum on her face, dominated etc... In all honesty, even if she was a straight 11/10, cute as fuck and we share all we can in interrests... the idea of her having done all that and for god knows how long... nope.
Chase Taylor
Kek but you said you paid with coupons and food stamps
Samuel Howard
Here's some advice from an oldfag.
Go ahead and facebook friend her. It's not that big of a deal.
Also, the real name thing is usually a scam. It's a method that strippers use to try and build "trust" with dudes that frequent strippers.
It's the equivalent of a car salesman saying quietly, "I shouldn't be telling you this, but there's another customer planning on buying this model in a few hours."
Noah Morris
part of growing up is realizing you aren't about to get grade a pussy all the time
Evan Diaz
oh my god they need to teach classes on how to troll properly.
Carter Bennett
Get out of here fake OP
Robert Cook
well, from what i've heard, strippers are cool. super down for whatever. that also comes with dad issues, and if you don't want to deal with a crazily independent attention whore, by all means fuck n chuck.
Colton Adams
you don't FUCKING say?
Jayden Turner
Haha if you read it sounds like someone did by this model while he was there and he watched.
Evan Garcia
Of course, but a pussy that has had a few legit lovers, of the course of many years, maybe an extra hook up here and there, but a pussy that's been destroyed 15 times a week and her stomach filled hot steam sperm... Nope
Grayson Perry
Are you a big spender? It doesnt sound like it. Unless you're spending dick loads of cash, you're just like every other dude. And theres tons of dudes, she can have her pick of the ones she likes. Strippers tend to find dudes they like because it lowers the chance they're gonna get hurt.
She doesn't need your money.
Henry Bell
...what are you trying to say?
Nathan Hughes
Listen to this guy OP. Strippers are people too, it's not like they're some other species
Eli Richardson
Underated post
Tyler Thompson
You Read this.
Aiden Nguyen
that's a good point. I was not a big spender in the least.
Levi Parker
okay guys, op signing off, I sent her a friend request, just assume this is all gonna end poorly because thats how things tend to go when I'm at the helm. Good luck with your lives, don't feed the trolls.
Nolan Rogers
Fucks another guy in front of him and you guys are wondering how much money he is spending?
Xavier Wright
Then she likes you. It's hard for them to find nice guys sometimes. Thugs think acting hard will get them stripper pussy but that's only the ratchet ones.
Make sure she doesnt have a drug problem and have fun with her. She probably makes more than you anyway.
Evan King
Good luck OP, wish you the best
Brandon Watson
Lol well he did suck off the other guy, so they kinda did it together
Charles Brooks
I rally hope you're one troll replying to himself a dick ton. I don't want to believe theres either A) this stupid a person on Sup Forums or B) this many trolls that are this bad at trolling.
David Rivera
Atta fuckin boy
Cooper Morgan
Chill we can't help it op sucked off a guy
Henry Ross
This. this is it. this should be obvious. strippers are fun . fun and crazy . have fun and you of course know where all her money goes, right?
Liam Brooks
No dumbass. These girls don't give a rats ass about you. You are a source of income.