Hello Sup Forums,
My cat has been doing this for a while now. He has an obsession with licking my ear. I have woken up two times in the middle of the night (2:40AM) from his ear licking shenanigans and I want an explanation.
>Wake up somewhere around witching hour
>It's the damn cat
>He doesn't even lick the lobe, he just fucking probes my ear with his tongue
>Figure it's a sign of affection
>Can't sleep
>Spend the rest of the night on Jewtube and steam
>Night after
>Have a nightmare about suffocating underwater
>Wake up
>Surprise surprise
>Cat has been licking my fuckin ear again
>Think stupid stuff like "What if I have cancer and he can detect it (Sign of condolense)"
>Try to go back to sleep
>Can't sleep
>Fuck it
>Go to 4chins for answers
So basically I need help
Why is my cat doing this?
Hello Sup Forums
just put your dick into her anus and it'll stop
Your cat absolutely loves you and wants to groom you as a sign of love. As long as he's not nibbling, just ignore it. Also check your ears for an over-abundance of ear wax.
It's a him, and I'm not into that.
I did kek though
Your cat is trying to up his relationship with you. Are you ready to take it to the next level or not?
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OP here, thanks for the answer.
I guess now I need to figure out how to make him stop waking me up at night.
sign of affection
kitty is in love with you
Also you may just want to clean your ears (inside and the back of the lobes) a bit better.
All in all it's a sign of affection though.
My cat did this too. He would suckle on my ear like he was nursing. Its affection OP.
the cat likes you dipshit
Probably wants attention, worked the first night so he just repeated the learned behaviour. Or your cat has some freaky ear fetish and will soon start posting its own threads on Sup Forums.
[LOVE] Love?
Because that's just wrong...
I'm pretty sure at least 10% of Sup Forums posters are cats.
Oh god
My gf cat does this but lites her often.
I lile to think of it as love bite but idk
im an expert on cats and this definitely means he wants to eat you.
Side note, he doesn't even suckle my ear. He literally just probes my ear. It freaks me out sometimes.
Bites*
>ear fetish
Kek watch out OP
This happens if the cat is taken away from its mother too early.
Clean your fucking ears
Catspiracy theory
Why can't he have no pencils?
came here to write this exact comment
Ah shit, you're right Jimbo. He was in a litter of five kittens and his mother was bat-shit crazy. We had to give her to some crazy cat lady.
my cat does this, but with my nipples
Welp glhf there is almost nothing u can do
You people are fucking stupid.
This user is correct. Cats do this when they're separated from their mother before the mother has weaned them.
Your cat thinks your ear feels like its' mother's titty in its' mouth, OP.
My cat does that with my big toes
Well, thank you all. This has been very educational. Now I have to go to sleep before I die of cancer
Is bitting normal? (Non violent bite)
If i woke up in the middle of the night and my cat was doing that, i'm pretty sure id masterbate
Maybee like small gnabbing but nothing mayor. almost like they do it automatically
Your cat love you.
I had a cat once that was very very insistent on sleeping on my face. Every night I would go to sleep it would start out laying on my chest and it would slowly creep up until it was on my face covering up my nose and mouth. I'd wake up choking and shove it off on the floor and the whole thing would start over.
is that a midget? first midget id totally smash
ARE YOU ALL RETARD? ITS NOT LOVE, NOBODY LOVES YOU, MY CAT USED TO DO THE SAME STUFF
THE ANSWER IS: EAR WAX
PICK YOUR EARS AND PUT IT CLOSE TO YOUR CATS NOSE, HE WILL START LICKING ON IT
EAR WAX HAVE SOME PEQULIAR SMELL
Kill the cat OP, obey my trips and kill
Close enough with dubs. Cat kill
you have fucking ear wax.
wash your ears faggot
Phew. Non-compliant dubs checked.
stop using male pronouns when it can't communicate its gender.
Scrolling down I see a bunch of wrong answers. OP here is the correct answer:
Your cat was taken from its mother too early and it will forever have the desire to "nurse". It thinks your earlobe is a nipple. You see this in tons of cats that were taken too early. I've had cats that sucked on their own arm or on blankets/carpets for their entire life.
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