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Get in here senpai
GOAT event on at the end of the session

how the fuck do you backstroke this fast?

Fuck, Yang lost. Shit year.

why is the US so good at back

>roidzu swimming again

sakai is my swimfu. I hope she does well.

What happened to Rowdy Gaines? Is he too busy sucking Phelp's cock to announce this olympics?

based seebohm, she has actually seen my willy once, it was flaccid and she didn't touch it :(

First for phelps

it feels like a lot more world records are going to be broken

doping has improved

;_; last place

she is only 15 so will be back!

Holy fuck. 58.99 in a fucking heat. another WR is going to fall.

Backstroke is awful. When do the real races start?

jealous af, our athletes are swole af dont be jelly

i'll be a little surprised if that hungarian is completely clean, she fucking smoked everyone last night by like 2.5 seconds

Is it on now lads?

Can't find it on BBC iPlayer. Watching USA/Poland volleyball atm

By 5 seconds you mean. And the WR by 2.5s.

I'm pooping

Why would you ever voluntarily watch a swim meet?

ew

>13 years old

200m freestyle coming up plus mens 4x100m relay

Yeah, just finished women's 100 back

>Australia almost slower than a fucking leaf on back.

>Australia talking mad shit when they are obviously doping

Because it's not you and your slow ass friends

Surely she's going to be heavily tested after that. Her performance was fucking insane. Maybe she was just scared of her scary husband.

gimme a stream lads

yeah i mixed the two up
plus they wouldn't stop talking about her roidmonkey bf hopping around on the sidelines and how much he's "helped her"

Silly question. Why would you voluntarily circumcise your perfect newborn baby boy? no one knows yet millions of American parents do it.

Why would you voluntarily watch usain bolt in the 100m dash

Whatever she is on, she ain't stupid enough for it to be detectable now.

> BBC

Fucking useless scum.

stream

>Nepal
>thick British accent
U WOT M8 I SWAER ON ME MUM ILL SWUM FOR NEPAL, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

PALESTINE

Wow, even the meme heat for the 200m are jacked, unlike yesterday.

nice try bruce but we all know australians put all of their dope money into swimming this year

I'd only go to Olympic medal races. I was dragged to all of my sisters meets growing up and it was absolute hell.

Jelly af francofag

>0
>MEDALS
>TRIPLE POPULATION OF OZ

>it's a 'lets pretend we care about swimming for two weeks' episode

Did you hear her post swim interview? She didnt want to go full power but tried to go just enough to win. Plenty more in the tank.

Because they're always on their backs in bed

Fucking wogs, littleman syndrome much?

This is why nobody likes you and Muslims are taking over your country, your eternal hatred of the eternal anglo

Bruh, we are BFF with Britain.

when does the human fish swim

I would literally knock you out in 1 hit you soft af frenchfaggot

I think his only event today is the 400 free relay and he might only swim finals

Maybe your gymnasts should start doping so they stop breaking legs

>various heats

pseudo loli wins

are they still allowed to use the full body speedo like Thorpe did in the past?

>it's a I'm not going to bandwagon my country as we dominate the world in something because I am too enlightened

>A fucking LEAF talking shit

--

Agnel SOON. Pls, don't be a disappointment like Sun was.

There's no world class athlete that's clean.

Dopping tests are a joke.

Nope. Men have suits belly button to knees. Women have suits from shoulder to knees

Wasn't the current world record set in such a suit? And after that they banned these? How is it possible to compete for the wr now?

Plenty of WR have been broken that were set with those suits.

This guy gets it.

Testing is literally just to make sure athletes don't get too out of control in the name of competition to the point of rekting their health.

Imagine what Russia or China would be doing if all PEDs were legal to use.

Yeah. 2008 was the peak of those suits and then they shattered literally every world record. Then they all got banned, records have started falling again I don't know how. I'd assume roids

>Agnel in Heat 4

How the mighty have fallen

;_;

What time do the finals start?

he looks scrawny compared to the rest

He was never buffed as fuck.

Not surprised by your flag you cheating scum.

Agnel and Stravius gone despite blood-doping, kek, pathetic

kek Biedermann sucks, had to go all out to barely win the qualies

Proof.

why the fuck does US swimming suck now

Typical gercuck, probably had his bull on the mind, and thoughts of his wife and his wife's daughter being pleasured

>Chad
reeeeeee

Fuck you.

Harder to dope now, Phelps was well-known PED user.

Chad needs to come in last, lets praise kek

SUN YANG IS BACK!!

CHAD
H
A
D

where is that other french with giant bodybuilder arms?

Sorry m8, chad cucked you

Damn imagine a competition as big as this one where steroids were encouraged and you don't have to cycle off for the test.

It'd be fun as fuck.

Bernard? Maunaudou? Gilot?

cucked by china

based chad

so alpha

Niggers can't swim

>Chad has good endurance
>she keeps giggling like a school girl talking about him

FUCK YOU CHAD I HATE YOU SO MUCH SO FUCKING MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roid O/D he is out

more like other countries caught up

proof, australians won

SUN YANG FIRST WITHOUT GIVING A SHIT. DAMN WHAT A BEAST.

yeah Bernard lmao that guy looked crazy

Of course the degenerate doper wins

GUY LAD

Helps to dope m8

Y'all laughed at James Guy yesterday so pls go easy on the choker this time around

He's out. Dude was the most obvious doper in the face of Earth. Like straight up roids.

>All swimming kek

He was a short distance baby tho.

>Implying everyone there ain't doping
You aren't scratching 1:45 if you don't.

no

yeah

tfw we only have a single medal hope at this olympic swim meet

what the fuck happened

yay he didn't choke