My friend is opening a bar. Any suggestions for the name?
My friend is opening a bar. Any suggestions for the name?
Mitzva
what is this? a bar for ants.
Is this the bar? If so then I propose The Shitty Interior Lounge
Blue oyster
Appearently the name should be "No fats allowed" because its a tiny cafe.
What's up with that tall chair in the back?
Who wants to sit with a group of friends like that, hovering over them and whatnot.
un-dignitas
No niggers allowed bar and co.
Big Johnsons .. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear
get some ass, as in "i'm going to get some some ass"
Puzzles
The YMCA
capibara
why not?
Looks like shit, don't bother naming it..: will be closed in 3 months.
Bubby Gumber's Beeratorium
Geosync
if thats a real pic of teh bar
The spacebar
Trump bar
dicks out for harambe
Sidebar
Regal beagle
Bar Bar the elephant cunt
O'mallys
Already 3 dubs !
What about Sup Forums cofe ?
The Butt Nugget
Chocolate bar
That one is cool
El gato negro
Do you like piña coladas?
Big Mike's bar & grille
The bar-becue
...
Where we will plan our escape
l'occhio
Yes it is. It's on Switzerland
The fag barn
Wantsomefucc?
The Silver Shadow
Allah Ak Bar
The final solution
faggot
Name it:
Der deutsche Penis fickt die Schweiz
or
SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER
Rock n Roll Blue Jean Burger Bar
The moist tavern
Hahah i lolled
Space for lease
Buwelfungwa.
Mistake
Just throw all your money in the trash. A bar is the worst investment you can make.
Welcome to the 65% failure rate for new bars... bar!
Now serving 8 local drinks! The same amount of years the average bar needs to be open before turning a profit!
Genius
People would be like "why is it called puzzles" and that would be the puzzle.
"inconvenient rock wall"
"On the rocks" would be a good name for that.
kike
Op here. Your suggestion is pure gold
Schweizerpack Ihr macht mich krank! Gebt unsere Steuergelder zurück Ihr degenerierten Dreckschweine!
this
The Swan and Pedo
fu
Whites only
Puzzles
Interior designer here, the decor is fucking dreadful:
>cheap looking bucket chairs
>shitty cheap wood tables
>no lights except one with ikea lampshade
>beige rock walls
>ventilation piping exposed, inb4 "industrial look", doesn't go with rest of theme
>15 yo flatscreen on white slatwall, looks like a cheap electronics store
>where's the actual bar?
Overall 3/10, would not drink at
Auschwitz
Livid horn
Swinging richards
There's an "On the Rocks" here that's filled with normies and 40 year old women. Bad idea.
Name it something like "Rare Pepe Trading Center"
...
Nennt sie "HURENSOHN-BAR"...
Drecksschweizer werden sich da bestimmt heimisch fühlen.
how about something like the spacebar ?
Karova milk bar
noname (no-na-me)
Drink here or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Transformers: The Movie: The Bar
Chill down. My buddy is only 22yo and this is his First attemp into somerhing like that
"Quit Standing In The Fucking Aisle"
or possibly
"Benis :DDD"
If it's a gay bar call it the pen15 club
>chill down
"Lurk Moar"
That would certanly attract rare pepe collectors
Hebrews
Only invite jews
Mr. Fisters
twin oaks
get it? like two pens. Of making sex.
oishiimanko
call it "pepe's bar and lounge"
It'll sound exotic.
This
puzzles
In all seriousness, if that's the case then I'd advise your buddy to do a bit more research into decor and think a bit more about what kind of atmosphere he wants to create before diving into this. I don't know what it's like in Switzerland but in the UK the bar and pub industry is ferociously competitive with a high failure rate, as other posters have already pointed out. You need to figure out your USP and who you're trying to market to unless he just wants to throw his money away.
No one? Jesus... the name should be Sup Forumsar
Pipe
Browning's BAR
>Hail Murdercube
"on the rocks"
The Manhole.
Repurposed Crossfit Gym
Gay bar
That way there'll be no surprises
Auschwitz
Sprinkle ashes on the floor and get a large stone pizza oven. Name the drinks after prominent German figures.
La Concha de la Lora
This , your friend is going to lose his parents money
How about: "stare at rocks"
FUCK niggers bar