My friend is opening a bar. Any suggestions for the name?

My friend is opening a bar. Any suggestions for the name?

Mitzva

what is this? a bar for ants.

Is this the bar? If so then I propose The Shitty Interior Lounge

Blue oyster

Appearently the name should be "No fats allowed" because its a tiny cafe.

What's up with that tall chair in the back?
Who wants to sit with a group of friends like that, hovering over them and whatnot.

un-dignitas

No niggers allowed bar and co.

Big Johnsons .. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear

get some ass, as in "i'm going to get some some ass"

Puzzles

The YMCA

capibara
why not?

Looks like shit, don't bother naming it..: will be closed in 3 months.

Bubby Gumber's Beeratorium

Geosync

if thats a real pic of teh bar

The spacebar

Trump bar

dicks out for harambe

Sidebar

Regal beagle

Bar Bar the elephant cunt

O'mallys

Already 3 dubs !
What about Sup Forums cofe ?

The Butt Nugget

Chocolate bar

That one is cool

El gato negro

Do you like piña coladas?

Big Mike's bar & grille

The bar-becue

...

Where we will plan our escape

l'occhio

Yes it is. It's on Switzerland

The fag barn

Wantsomefucc?

The Silver Shadow

Allah Ak Bar

The final solution

faggot

Name it:

Der deutsche Penis fickt die Schweiz

or

SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER

Rock n Roll Blue Jean Burger Bar

The moist tavern

Hahah i lolled

Space for lease

Buwelfungwa.

Mistake

Just throw all your money in the trash. A bar is the worst investment you can make.

Welcome to the 65% failure rate for new bars... bar!

Now serving 8 local drinks! The same amount of years the average bar needs to be open before turning a profit!

Genius
People would be like "why is it called puzzles" and that would be the puzzle.

"inconvenient rock wall"

"On the rocks" would be a good name for that.

kike

Op here. Your suggestion is pure gold

Schweizerpack Ihr macht mich krank! Gebt unsere Steuergelder zurück Ihr degenerierten Dreckschweine!

this

The Swan and Pedo

fu

Whites only

Puzzles

Interior designer here, the decor is fucking dreadful:

>cheap looking bucket chairs
>shitty cheap wood tables
>no lights except one with ikea lampshade
>beige rock walls
>ventilation piping exposed, inb4 "industrial look", doesn't go with rest of theme
>15 yo flatscreen on white slatwall, looks like a cheap electronics store
>where's the actual bar?

Overall 3/10, would not drink at

Auschwitz

Livid horn

Swinging richards

There's an "On the Rocks" here that's filled with normies and 40 year old women. Bad idea.

Name it something like "Rare Pepe Trading Center"

...

Nennt sie "HURENSOHN-BAR"...

Drecksschweizer werden sich da bestimmt heimisch fühlen.

how about something like the spacebar ?

Karova milk bar

noname (no-na-me)

Drink here or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Transformers: The Movie: The Bar

Chill down. My buddy is only 22yo and this is his First attemp into somerhing like that

"Quit Standing In The Fucking Aisle"

or possibly

"Benis :DDD"

If it's a gay bar call it the pen15 club

>chill down

"Lurk Moar"

That would certanly attract rare pepe collectors

Hebrews
Only invite jews

Mr. Fisters

twin oaks

get it? like two pens. Of making sex.

oishiimanko

call it "pepe's bar and lounge"
It'll sound exotic.

This

puzzles

In all seriousness, if that's the case then I'd advise your buddy to do a bit more research into decor and think a bit more about what kind of atmosphere he wants to create before diving into this. I don't know what it's like in Switzerland but in the UK the bar and pub industry is ferociously competitive with a high failure rate, as other posters have already pointed out. You need to figure out your USP and who you're trying to market to unless he just wants to throw his money away.

No one? Jesus... the name should be Sup Forumsar

Pipe

Browning's BAR

>Hail Murdercube

"on the rocks"

The Manhole.

Repurposed Crossfit Gym

Gay bar
That way there'll be no surprises

Auschwitz

Sprinkle ashes on the floor and get a large stone pizza oven. Name the drinks after prominent German figures.

La Concha de la Lora

This , your friend is going to lose his parents money

How about: "stare at rocks"

FUCK niggers bar